Greet your new masters!
At first, I put Leprechauns as an example of subnatural, but I believe Leprechauns really existed at one time as a manifestation of demons.
[12/11/2012 4:38:42 AM]
Fundie Index: 42
Submitted By: LightHorseman
Oh come on AV1611VET, if you're going to come back and make more fundie stuff, do it correctly !
Where is the Godwin ? What about communists ? What about evolution ? What about Muslims ?
Fundies these days, not what they used to be...
12/11/2012 5:06:02 AM
Based on what?
12/11/2012 5:11:57 AM
Yeah, leprechauns really exist....
12/11/2012 5:14:34 AM
@Godlesspanther: bath salts are a hell of a drug.
12/11/2012 5:28:06 AM
Artemis Fowl would like a word with you.
12/11/2012 5:30:44 AM
Raised by Horses
Please tell me he's discussing an MMORPG.
12/11/2012 5:36:48 AM
Dude...stop staying up too late eating pizza and/or doing drugs and watching "The Leprechaun"
That movie was FICTION, by the way!
12/11/2012 5:40:15 AM
Jezebel's Evil Sister
At first, I put AV1611VET as an example of sub-intelligence, but I believe AV1611VET really existed at one time as a manifestation of insanity.
12/11/2012 5:44:44 AM
And Bigfoot is a demon, and the Loch Ness Monster is a demon, and aliens are demons, and elves are demons, and pixies are demons...
In short, "any supernatural belief that doesn't follow the bible = demons."
12/11/2012 5:47:30 AM
At first, I put AV1611VET as an example of fundie retardedness, and I still believe it now.
12/11/2012 6:12:11 AM
@Godlesspanther, bong hits for leprechauns!
12/11/2012 6:33:01 AM
If I were a demon, I would be bigger than that.
12/11/2012 6:44:07 AM
Being pestered by a demonic leprechaun and you need a quick escape, just throw shoes at him.
Points for those who get the reference.
Edit: Violet Beauregarde beat me too it.
Also, no Lucky Charms for you either.
12/11/2012 6:45:52 AM
That's not a crock of gold you're talking there.
12/11/2012 6:49:26 AM
Damn, AV, you've just put a whole dark cloud over my Lucky Charms cereal.
12/11/2012 7:52:21 AM
12/11/2012 7:53:00 AM
Someone's been hitting the Guinness a little too heavily...
...t'be sure! X3
12/11/2012 7:59:51 AM
Existed at one time? What, you lost your faith in leprechauns?
12/11/2012 8:16:50 AM
Yeah, I'm sure you do.
12/11/2012 8:51:52 AM
Dude, Leprechaun In Da Hood is a movie. Leprechauns aren't really creepy serial killers, they're just myths like your god.
12/11/2012 9:23:27 AM
Well, you can't exactly say the old denizens of the British Isles had THAT high an opinion of the Fair Folk. I don't know if leprechauns were ALWAYS of the Seelie Court, though. In other words, were UNseelie leprechauns possible?
12/11/2012 9:29:53 AM
@ Sheridan: To be fair, you mentioned Lucky Charms when I didn't :p
12/11/2012 10:40:47 AM
Demons be after me lucky charms!
12/11/2012 10:56:52 AM
God is a gateway delusion. It might seem innocent at first, some Christian or Muslim approaches you about their religion, masking it as just believing in this thing that created you and the whole universe that they call God. But delusions are a slippery slope and once you start believing in one supernatural entity for no reason what's to stop you. Pretty soon you start believing in ghosts and demons, metaphysical planes that no one has ever been to. Before you know it you're teaching lessons in a private Christian school in Louisiana on how the Loch Ness monster proves creationism.
God: Not even once.
12/11/2012 11:46:48 AM
Yeah that's why Catholic Irish people loved that folklore so much.
12/11/2012 11:56:31 AM