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At first, I put Leprechauns as an example of subnatural, but I believe Leprechauns really existed at one time as a manifestation of demons.

AV1611VET, cf 45 Comments [12/11/2012 4:38:42 AM]
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Submitted By: LightHorseman
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dylanstrategie

Oh come on AV1611VET, if you're going to come back and make more fundie stuff, do it correctly !

Where is the Godwin ? What about communists ? What about evolution ? What about Muslims ?

Fundies these days, not what they used to be...

12/11/2012 5:06:02 AM

Prager

Based on what?

12/11/2012 5:11:57 AM

Godlesspanther

::BONG HIT::

Leprechauns....

They're real....

::BONG HIT::

Yeah, leprechauns really exist....

::BONG HIT::

12/11/2012 5:14:34 AM

Tempus

@Godlesspanther: bath salts are a hell of a drug.

12/11/2012 5:28:06 AM

Leighton Buzzard

Artemis Fowl would like a word with you.

12/11/2012 5:30:44 AM

Raised by Horses

Please tell me he's discussing an MMORPG.

12/11/2012 5:36:48 AM

Violet Beauregarde

Dude...stop staying up too late eating pizza and/or doing drugs and watching "The Leprechaun"
That movie was FICTION, by the way!

12/11/2012 5:40:15 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

At first, I put AV1611VET as an example of sub-intelligence, but I believe AV1611VET really existed at one time as a manifestation of insanity.

12/11/2012 5:44:44 AM

Doubting Thomas

And Bigfoot is a demon, and the Loch Ness Monster is a demon, and aliens are demons, and elves are demons, and pixies are demons...

In short, "any supernatural belief that doesn't follow the bible = demons."

12/11/2012 5:47:30 AM

Mister Spak

At first, I put AV1611VET as an example of fundie retardedness, and I still believe it now.

12/11/2012 6:12:11 AM

Titania

@Godlesspanther, bong hits for leprechauns!

12/11/2012 6:33:01 AM

Reynardine

If I were a demon, I would be bigger than that.

12/11/2012 6:44:07 AM

Sheridan

Being pestered by a demonic leprechaun and you need a quick escape, just throw shoes at him.

Points for those who get the reference.

Edit: Violet Beauregarde beat me too it.
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Also, no Lucky Charms for you either.


12/11/2012 6:45:52 AM

John_in_Oz

That's not a crock of gold you're talking there.

12/11/2012 6:49:26 AM



Damn, AV, you've just put a whole dark cloud over my Lucky Charms cereal.

12/11/2012 7:52:21 AM



Oops...double post.

12/11/2012 7:53:00 AM

Anon-e-moose

Someone's been hitting the Guinness a little too heavily...

...t'be sure! X3

12/11/2012 7:59:51 AM

Papabear

Existed at one time? What, you lost your faith in leprechauns?

12/11/2012 8:16:50 AM

The Watcher

Yeah, I'm sure you do.

12/11/2012 8:51:52 AM



Dude, Leprechaun In Da Hood is a movie. Leprechauns aren't really creepy serial killers, they're just myths like your god.

12/11/2012 9:23:27 AM

Skyknight

Well, you can't exactly say the old denizens of the British Isles had THAT high an opinion of the Fair Folk. I don't know if leprechauns were ALWAYS of the Seelie Court, though. In other words, were UNseelie leprechauns possible?

12/11/2012 9:29:53 AM

Violet Beauregarde

@ Sheridan: To be fair, you mentioned Lucky Charms when I didn't :p

12/11/2012 10:40:47 AM

J. James

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Demons be after me lucky charms!

12/11/2012 10:56:52 AM

Osiris

God is a gateway delusion. It might seem innocent at first, some Christian or Muslim approaches you about their religion, masking it as just believing in this thing that created you and the whole universe that they call God. But delusions are a slippery slope and once you start believing in one supernatural entity for no reason what's to stop you. Pretty soon you start believing in ghosts and demons, metaphysical planes that no one has ever been to. Before you know it you're teaching lessons in a private Christian school in Louisiana on how the Loch Ness monster proves creationism.

God: Not even once.

12/11/2012 11:46:48 AM

Joe Mama

Yeah that's why Catholic Irish people loved that folklore so much.

12/11/2012 11:56:31 AM
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