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#1481292
Nomen Nescio
...y'see, when Einstein came up with a theory, he backed it up with actual mathemathics that actually, y'know, worked. THAT was why he was a genius. your theories, now... not so much.
12/11/2012 5:01:22 AM
#1481294
dylanstrategie
What the fuck is this ?
Why does he have to mention Einstein ? Leave this poor guy alone, he already died with the guilt of inventing nuclear weaponry
12/11/2012 5:07:47 AM
#1481301
Godlesspanther
Oogle smergloo bubladoop; orgal flipidy zoop-vlib. Gezivix clipedy, noflud blibble. Fedremskid erch newlfro zoorbga (rhetva itfleem) gazimba glerk.
Is that, more or less, what Brad is trying to say?
12/11/2012 5:27:29 AM
#1481303
Leighton Buzzard
And God=guv, and timecube, and who knows what the fuck else. The intertubes are full of weird ramblings masquerading as theories.
12/11/2012 5:29:52 AM
#1481305
Jezebel's Evil Sister
"...The near future should bring confirmation of ETs and their history with global cultures. ..."
So it's just like the Rapture ... any day now ... for 2000+ years and counting ...
12/11/2012 5:34:14 AM
#1481306
Raised by Horses
NOT
EVEN
WRONG
12/11/2012 5:34:39 AM
#1481308
Bob
This one is true. ETs are real. And Dec21st is the solar eclipse marking the end of many of earth's cycles and the beginning of a new one: ie human ascension.
12/11/2012 5:39:08 AM
#1481309
Paler_Face
"In the beginning" is not a theory. It's the start of the cure to insomnia.
It appears that this universe creation theory is now accepted by over 50% of astrophysicists.
I am going to need to see some citations for that.
12/11/2012 5:39:26 AM
#1481311
Doubting Thomas
And everything you just said is 100% certifiable bullshit.
Actually this post reminds me of the ramblings of an insane person I once knew. He would write long, rambling emails that were full of semi-coherent, intelligent-sounding theories and send them to anyone he knew. They read a lot like this.
12/11/2012 5:42:28 AM
#1481318
Mister Spak
This is what happens when Sheldon Cooper takes mushrooms and LSD at the same time.
12/11/2012 6:10:39 AM
#1481326
Reynardine
Seven seals? Let us phocus on something more relevant.
12/11/2012 6:42:30 AM
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12/11/2012 6:58:58 AM
#1481335
John_in_Oz
It's not beyond Einstein, its anti-relativity, since Einstein demonstrated that synchronicity is contingent upon a particular reference frame.
So go on, do the math.
12/11/2012 7:01:19 AM
#1481337
Leighton Buzzard
@ Tolpuddle Martyr; Dude, that last one was a sea-lion (Otariidae, not Phocidae). So the Rapture can't happen yet.
12/11/2012 7:05:54 AM
#1481339
Sheridan
Well, at least he doesn't deny the Big Bang happened.
Other that that...
12/11/2012 7:13:24 AM
#1481340
Jubba the Mad
Those astrophysicists eh, so gullable!
12/11/2012 7:27:12 AM
#1481342
Catgirl_Fetish
What in Celestia's name are you blathering about?!
12/11/2012 7:40:43 AM
#1481344
Horsefeathers
How come pseudoscience always sounds like pseudo-babble?
12/11/2012 7:45:16 AM
#1481345
I'm pretty sure I've never heard an astrophysicist say anything about aliens cloning themselves to produce earthlings.
12/11/2012 7:45:19 AM
#1481347
Prager
Trying to wrap your mythology in science does't work.
12/11/2012 7:49:39 AM
#1481352
UHM
Space Jesus? I'm so confused...
12/11/2012 8:11:31 AM
#1481355
Giveitaday
It appears that this universe creation theory is now accepted by over 50% of astrophysicists.
Really now? If so then I'm sure you would no problem identifyingjust a small portion of that 50%, say a mere 50 credentialed astrophysists and cite any published work or publically availible source in which they express support of this half assed idea
12/11/2012 8:20:06 AM
#1481356
Justanotheratheist
This is probably what you would get if you set off a depth charge in a large pot of alphabet soup.
12/11/2012 8:26:51 AM
#1481369
Jezebel's Evil Sister
I used to read a lot about synchronicity of the woo-woo kind in the early 70s — back when I was a gullible teeny-bopper. Kinda lost interest (i.e., grew up) since then.
12/11/2012 8:51:50 AM
#1481371
Anon-e-moose
"The "7 Seals" are 'beyond Einstein theories' that symbolically lock the "book/scroll" prophesied in the Bible's last book: The Revelation 5:1-10:10. This 74-page booklet is entitled 'There Are No Coincidences - there is synchronism'."
...or it could simply refer to these:
[/smartarse]
After all...:
'There is no such thing as Coincidence in this world.
There is only Hitsuzen. (Inevitability)'
-Yuuko the Dimensional Witch, "xxxHOLiC" [/CLAMP]
--EDIT--
Blast, Tolpuddle Martyr was in b4 me! Nice one though, and I applaud your smartarsery! b^_^d
12/11/2012 9:00:06 AM
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