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The Gestapo tactics of the godless Inquisitors, making it illegal to be a believer basically in the US.

Hopefully, now that they voted there for an ungodly leader, (openly anti bible policies) and blaspemy, no one in their right mind expects anything but oppression and darkness anymore there. The US is the enemy of God now.

dad, Christian Forums 38 Comments [12/11/2012 3:09:25 PM]
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checkmate

The US is the enemy of God now.

Poor, poor God, what will he do now?

12/11/2012 3:12:14 PM

Felix Wilde

@checkmate: Well the US is practically filled with iron chariots, so God might be shitting himself about now.

Gestapo? Imquisition? You might want another look at their tactics. The anti-christofascists in the US aren't running propaganda smear campaigns against an ethnic/religious minority, nor torturing people into false confessions. In fact, thinking about it, every time that's been done recently it was by your lot, not against you.

Also: Gestapo: Cathoic-aligned. Inquisition: Catholic.
Hmmm. Even if we did start using those tactics, we'd only be retaliating in kind.

no one in their right mind expects anything but oppression and darkness anymore there
Yeah, because refusing to kowtow to the bigoted demands of some imaginary petty tyrant from over a millenium ago is certain to lead to darkness and oppression, not prevent it.

12/11/2012 3:19:27 PM

anti-nonsense

Holy shit, it's dad. It's been ages since I've seen a new dad quote.

Still just as dumb as ever.

12/11/2012 3:20:20 PM

dionysus

I know! Why just the other day I drove down a one mile stretch of street and saw only two churches! It's like a Holocaust against Christians! In a good, Godly country we'd have three churches per square foot. We'd have more churches than people. The fact that we aren't constantly tripping over churches proves that the secularists have won and that America is against God.

12/11/2012 3:25:14 PM

Filin De Blanc

I'm curious as to how Romney qualifies as "pro-Bible".

12/11/2012 3:36:06 PM

UHM

When did the US elect Enver Hoxha?

12/11/2012 4:04:03 PM

Old Viking

Weren't O'Pression and Darkness a vaudeville comedy team?

12/11/2012 4:28:14 PM

appletaz

Anti-Bible policies? Like not allowing parents to kill their kids when they act rebellious and rowdy, or not banning shellfish and clothes made of two different cloths? What the fuck does "anti-bible" constitute? Also Establishment Clause, motherfucker. Your shitty Bronze Age storybook doesn't serve as the basis of law.

12/11/2012 4:29:33 PM

Tempus

Dad. Still as dumb as a post.


12/11/2012 4:32:05 PM

Alencon

So, anyone notice them closing the churches? Nope, me neither. Could I have missed it?

12/11/2012 4:46:13 PM

Sasha

The church across the street from me just got a new neon sign. I could wish for a little darkness right about now.

12/11/2012 5:06:38 PM

Blarghonius

Dammit, dad! Quit embarrassing me in front of my friends!

12/11/2012 5:12:16 PM

Raised by Horses

Just you wait. Next year, Obama's going to ram his "Confiscate Everyone's Bibles and Guns" act through Congress.

12/11/2012 5:51:04 PM



Don't get so high and mighty when your religion has done the same kind of stuff in the distant past.

12/11/2012 5:57:39 PM

mattiedef

Yeah, right.

12/11/2012 6:04:01 PM

Papabear

"The Gestapo tactics of the godless Inquisitors..."

Yeah, the Godly inquisitors don't really have a great reputation, you know.

"...making it illegal to be a believer basically in the US."

Uh huh. So were you jailed for being a Christian?

"The US is the enemy of God now."

Yeah, the 82-85% of the U.S. population who identify as Christians are anti-God.

12/11/2012 6:42:05 PM

cdcdrr

The Gestapo tactics of the godless Inquisitors, making it illegal to be a believer basically in the US.

Isn't the Inquisition religious by definition? And what do nazis have to do with it? I wasn't expecting the German Inquisition.

12/11/2012 6:44:29 PM

werewolf

We got Reapers. What's he got?

12/11/2012 7:28:17 PM

myheadhurts

YAY!!

oh wait... liar

12/11/2012 7:44:28 PM

Firewing

Since when were the Inquisitors godless, dad? Just because you believers failed in your quest to make it illegal to not be a believer doesn't mean it's now illegal to be a believer. Now that your kind are losing your ill-gotten power and undeserved privilege, oppression and darkness wanes.

12/11/2012 8:31:11 PM

J. James

The Inquisition tortured people to death. The Gestapo did the same. Churches get a pat on the back, moral authority, preferential treatment and a tax exemption. If that's persecution, sign me up.

12/11/2012 9:14:11 PM

fmitchell

"The US is the enemy of God now."

So THAT'S why he's hiding. Didn't help Bin Laden, though.

12/11/2012 9:28:22 PM

Sharon Young

Yes, Matthew 5:10 exists – but actively seeking it?

Also, by definition the Inquisition is the last organization one would consider godless.

12/11/2012 10:04:23 PM

the_ignored

I wonder if this is the same guy as "dad4jesus" from Rapture Ready all those years ago? He was a mod on RR who left for another board.

Edit:
Did a search. This is a different guy. "Dad4jesus" is on a different forum: ChristianBoard

12/11/2012 10:09:09 PM

Mike Litoris

The US is the enemy of God now.

This god character you speak of; he sure seems to have a lot of enemies. Is he able to get along with anybody?

12/11/2012 10:10:30 PM
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