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#1481456
Something Clever
Oh AV1611VET, how I've missed you.
I don't even know where to begin. But evidently Adam did and he began it in English.
12/11/2012 3:16:40 PM
#1481458
anti-nonsense
This makes me seriously wonder if the suspicions of AV1611VET being an insanely dedicated poe are true. It's hard to imagine anybody being this deluded.
12/11/2012 3:19:16 PM
#1481461
checkmate
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
12/11/2012 3:19:40 PM
#1481478
New Face of Rev
So why does English use the Roman alphabet instead of Romans using the English alphabet?
12/11/2012 4:14:09 PM
#1481479
Old Viking
What's more, back in those days, writing in English was no easy thing, let me tell you.
12/11/2012 4:21:19 PM
#1481482
SpukiKitty
*FACEPALM x INFINITY*
12/11/2012 4:28:40 PM
#1481491
Alencon
The fact that English didn't exist as a language doesn't seem to concern him does it?
12/11/2012 4:39:41 PM
#1481492
UHM
This makes me wish I was religious, so I could pray for this being a parodist.…
God-Lord-Sweet-Jesus-Holy-fuckiti-fuck that is stupid.
12/11/2012 4:40:18 PM
#1481496
Adey
I agree with anti-nonsense. Having read back through AV's past comments I can only conclude that he is a very dedicated Poe. There is no way that anyone can keep up this level of stupidity for so long without being very clever.
12/11/2012 4:54:58 PM
#1481498
Sasha
I can only believe that AV1611VET was kept locked in his room as a child, with only back copies of Reader's Digest to read.
12/11/2012 5:04:18 PM
#1481500
Zim!
British English? American English? or another one?
12/11/2012 5:11:48 PM
#1481502
Blarghonius
Step 1: Find stupid idea.
Step 2: Believe stupid idea despite evidence to the contrary.
12/11/2012 5:13:22 PM
#1481511
beehummingbird
English didn't exist as a language then, and even if it did, the events in the Bible didn't take place in England.
How can anyone with a brain believe the Bible was originally written in English!
12/11/2012 5:24:16 PM
#1481515
mattiedef
If we assume he means proto english, does that mean adam and eve are gauls or vandals? Since normans and saxons made english.
12/11/2012 5:36:04 PM
#1481517
shykid
Omfg
history FAIL
philology FAIL
linguistics FAIL
your own religion FAIL
...oh, fuck it, EVERYTHING FAIL
I try to avoid name-calling, but dear fucking Ceiling Cat, you are a COMPLETE MORON.
12/11/2012 5:41:33 PM
#1481518
Raised by Horses
I say, it was dash clever of the Bible's authors to write the gospels in a language that didn't even exist in their own time.
12/11/2012 5:47:12 PM
#1481521
elix
If this is not a Poe, I hope it never breeds.
12/11/2012 5:51:28 PM
#1481525
D Laurier
Except that did not exist.
English is derived from Saxon.
Untill the 9th century there was no english language at all... the Saxons in Britanium all spoke Saxon. The Angles all spoke Danish.
In the 9th century the Angles, Saxons, and Gaels started creating a creole of all three languages, and that creole became English.
12/11/2012 6:06:33 PM
#1481531
Ironchew
"In other words, Adam wrote Genesis 1 & 2 in English; Seth wrote Genesis 3 & 4 in English; Noah wrote Genesis 5-9 in English; Shem wrote Genesis 10 in English; then Abraham wrote Genesis 11-25 in Hebrew."
I've leave the English-related WTF to other commenters, but something else amuses me here:
What is Adam's, Seth's, Noah's, etc. obsession with writing chapters of Genesis? You'd think any one of them would have the drive to finish the damn thing.
12/11/2012 6:26:47 PM
#1481532
Papabear
How great is your knowledge. Not only do you think that the autographs were written in English, but you know exactly who wrote exactly which parts. (Nothing like that.)
12/11/2012 6:27:31 PM
#1481533
sidhe
Did I read this, or did I pass out for a second and dream it?
*looks up and re-reads*
Fuck.
And, to those who believe AV1611 is just a dedicated Poe, I regret to inform you that he is, in fact, batshit insane. This is comparatively tame. His dedication to the idea that the 1611 KJV is the One True Translation means that even the Russian judge awards him a "10" in the Mental Gymnastics overall competition.
12/11/2012 6:32:51 PM
#1481540
chingchongnipnong
If English is God's language, why don't Jesus speaks them?
And I don't speak American English, I speak FREEDOM AND LIBERTY!!!
12/11/2012 6:48:21 PM
#1481542
Drax
Well, you can believe whatever you like, but the fact is that English didn't exist in a form that would be intelligible to a modern English speaker until the late Middle Ages, about 600 years or so ago.
12/11/2012 6:50:18 PM
#1481547
Seeker Lancer
How can someone be this fucking ignorant of how language works?
12/11/2012 6:57:14 PM
#1481548
Dr. Shrinker
I thought we concluded this guy was a Poe
12/11/2012 7:02:17 PM
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