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You normally DO have trouble following logic that fails to coincide with your convoluted view of the world. Someday, when you finish grad school, maybe you can move to REALVILLE where reality matters and not what some silver ponytail prof. feeds you. Your biggest "trouble" is understanding ANTONIUS' religious faith and his core beliefs. Atheists rarely understand, you are no exception. Homosexual marriage, in REALVILLE will lead to a complege breakdown of our society. After all, once Homosexual marriage is the law of the land, it won't be long before perverts are dragging a 9-year old down the isle. And, some creep in a dress, will "marry" them. After all, it's their "lifestyle" and their "right." Or how about some dude who wants to "marry" his dog, or his "horse?" Isn't that a "lifestyle" choice as well? How about you Adam? Do you want to marry a man, dog, or maybe your pet rat? Wouldn't it be your "right?" BLUF: Once homosexual marriage is the law of the land, there is NOTHING to stop the above illustrated situations? Is that what you and your grad school cronies want?

michael, American Thinker 74 Comments [12/12/2012 4:32:39 AM]
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Diatryma

Hello American Thinker. Here is your mantra for today: Consenting Adults.
Please repeat for the next two months and try to meditate on this. Thank you.

12/12/2012 4:50:07 AM

Sammettik

Doesn't your holy book say screwing your mother/daughter/sister is perfectly fine? Why haven't people jumped off the slope from THAT?

12/12/2012 4:58:03 AM

The Knight of PiƱata

That page is hilarious. The whole discussion was started by some dude blaming HIS DIVORCE on "teh ghey"

12/12/2012 5:13:41 AM

Leighton Buzzard

Point me to where god defined this marriage thing, please.

12/12/2012 5:24:04 AM

Filin De Blanc

Why is "horse" is quotation marks? Do horses not exist or something? Are they all donkeys in costumes?

12/12/2012 5:38:27 AM

Paler_Face

Yeah, most of western europe is now one great big pederast-fest, right? </sarcasm>

You're an idiot.

12/12/2012 5:39:40 AM

afacelessatheist

my gawd, those commenters are dumber than dogshit. I also love how one commenter blamed gays for his wife deciding she did not want to be married to him anymore because gays wanting rights makes marriage less sacred. It couldn't possibly be that she was simply fed up with being married to an asshole like you or anything it must be [insert group you dislike here] behind it all!

12/12/2012 6:22:25 AM

making our fight harder so yours Is easier

It bothers me how quickly homosexuals are willing to throw zoophiles under the bus. "Don't compare us to THEM. THEY'RE disgusting."

Spoilers not all Zoophiliac actions are immoral just because you think they are gross.

12/12/2012 6:25:34 AM

Mister Spak

mixed race marriage, in REALVILLE will lead to a complege breakdown of our society. After all, once mixd race marriage is the law of the land, it won't be long before niggers are raping random white women they see walking down the street.

12/12/2012 6:31:07 AM

D Laurier

These waffles still dont get "CONSENTING ADULTS".

12/12/2012 6:33:54 AM

Filin De Blanc

I love the "grad school cronies" part. "Damn you edumacated fuckers and your big words!"

12/12/2012 6:34:23 AM

cdcdrr

@Filin De Blanc

I think he wanted to stretch the term to include ponies as well. We may have found the owner of the infamous Lyra plushie.

12/12/2012 6:36:26 AM

Doubting Thomas

Since I'm sure everyone else has already pointed out the idea of consenting adults which would, if michael were here reading this forum, fall on deaf ears, I'll take a different tack.

If someone wanted to, what would be so bad about marrying their dog? It would be better than being married to a woman, since a dog is always happy to see you when you get home, even if you've been out late drinking beer with your buddies. And they don't care if you've been petting other dogs, though they will sniff you a lot to see where you've been.

Seriously, though, what makes these idiots think that there will be a massive number of people who will want to marry animals just because gay marriage is legal? I'm heterosexual and married to a woman, but if gay marriage were legal in my state I wouldn't all of a sudden want to divorce her so I could marry my dog. If they really think this would be a real problem then they have serious issues.

12/12/2012 6:44:16 AM

Shax

@making our fight harder so yours Is easier:


12/12/2012 6:46:37 AM

Rabbit of Caerbannog

@Shax

I second your accusation of Troll.

12/12/2012 6:53:57 AM

Hasan Prishtina

Unclear on the concept of law: its provisions are worded that way for a reason.

12/12/2012 7:07:52 AM

Mihangel apYrs

compared to this weasel, my pet rat was affectionate, loyal and would be a better option

12/12/2012 7:09:48 AM

fishtank

Slippery slope is no argument at all.

Giving you religious freedom means you can sacrifice human beings, right? right? no? see?

Idiot.

12/12/2012 7:13:00 AM

dionysus

For a supposed thinker you sure do use a lot of tired and rehashed arguments. I mean, homosexuality leading to pedophilia and beastiality? That argument was debunked before man started civilization and it continues to be debunked in the countries that have legalized gay marriage. You would have been much more original and much more valid by saying "God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve! Durrrrr hurrr hurrrr! I'm so clever!".

12/12/2012 7:13:29 AM

UHM

Dear michael,
look up what the word "consent" means.

The Citizens of Realville.

12/12/2012 7:17:32 AM

SpukiKitty

Looks like Mike confused "Realville"...I mean..."REALVILLE" with "CRAZYVILLE"!

I'm slow on the uptake, who's this Antonius guy?

12/12/2012 7:26:44 AM

Horsefeathers

"Homosexual marriage, in REALVILLE will lead to a complege breakdown of our society."

Yes, yes. Just like it has done for all of those other countries like, uh .... er ... hm. Well, I'm sure that there are lots of them that could be named.

"After all, once Homosexual marriage is the law of the land, it won't be long before perverts are dragging a 9-year old down the isle. And, some creep in a dress, will 'marry' them."

Are you familiar with the slippery slope fallacy? Apparently not.

Aside from that, you realize that the U.S. is not the only country on the planet, correct? You must surely be aware that other countries have legalized the exact same fucking thing and none of what people like you predict will happen has happened.

Please explain this contradiction to me.

"Or how about some dude who wants to 'marry' his dog, or his 'horse?'"

Consent, numbnuts. The same as what prevents your previous "problem" from occurring.

Why you guys have such a problem understanding consent is baffling.

"Once homosexual marriage is the law of the land, there is NOTHING to stop the above illustrated situations?"

C-O-N-S-E-N-T, you stupid fucker.

12/12/2012 7:36:56 AM

br

Won't someone think of the horses?

12/12/2012 7:44:44 AM

The Crimson Ghost

Is Realville anywhere near Smallville?

The rest of this is just the same ol' nonsense.

12/12/2012 8:02:55 AM

dylanstrategie

My only guess is that he meant something else when saying "Horse" in quotes

Either comparing any ethnic groups to horses, or maybe onto something else...

Did this guy visit 4chan recently ?

12/12/2012 8:07:13 AM
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