The rate in which a light flashes on top of an emergency vehicle is the average rate that people are dying and going to hell.
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Average rate of death over what time interval? And what emergency vehicle?
I'm sure there's some combination of the two that could make this true, well besides the hell part...
I thought they only go to hell after Last Judgement?
As for that, I would hate to be the receptionist in hell on that fateful day...talk about rush hour...
the average rate that people are dying and going to hell.
Well, rejoice. As P. T. Barnum said, "there's a sucker born every minute", so you'll never be alone.
Is this like that story with Bono clapping his hands?
Every time that light spins, a soul goes to That Great Subterranean Barbecue Of DOOM!
I guess when bells ring, folks to The Great Gig In The Sky & get their wings.
Now what about emergency vehicle in The Olden Days that lights AND bells? A traffic fatality involving a serial killer & nice sweet old lady?
What's with these weirdos all over the place? They're everywhere! Apparently they're like mold and they all spawn in Church/Mosque/Temple basements.
"The rate in which a light flashes on top of an emergency vehicle is the average rate that people are dying and going to hell."
I can safely say that I was not aware of this, ahem, "fact".
I guess we need to outlaw emergency vehicles. As long as the lights don't flash on an emergency vehicle, nobody will go to hell.
If you end up in hell, just remember, it's all the fault of those vehicles and their flashing lights.
Hmm ... worldwide, about 3 people die per second.
Flashes on police cars and ambulances vary between 1 and 4 flashes per second (flash rates above ~5 flashes/second can trigger photosensitive epileptics).
So Bronson may be saying that more people are dying than are actually dying, or simply that everybody goes to hell.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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