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#1482104
anevilmeme
Is that a European emergency vehicle or an African one?
12/13/2012 4:41:31 AM
#1482111
Joey
Average rate of death over what time interval? And what emergency vehicle?
I'm sure there's some combination of the two that could make this true, well besides the hell part...
12/13/2012 4:49:45 AM
#1482112
anti-nonsense
12/13/2012 4:49:46 AM
#1482113
cdcdrr
That's a lot of dead fundies.
12/13/2012 4:49:53 AM
#1482119
xmx
pretty tame for fstdt
12/13/2012 4:54:38 AM
#1482127
Filin De Blanc
Jesus is a pretty useless saviour then, no?
12/13/2012 5:06:03 AM
#1482129
Hugh G. Rection
So, when there's a bunch of emergency vehicles at one location-all with strobes on-there's multitudes of motherfuckers going to hell?
12/13/2012 5:08:11 AM
#1482137
Grimsoncrow
I thought they only go to hell after Last Judgement?
As for that, I would hate to be the receptionist in hell on that fateful day...talk about rush hour...
12/13/2012 5:22:47 AM
#1482141
Frostythesnowman
Sigh... So are we saying that ambulances are satanic now Michael? Does it say that in the bible or did an angel tell you?
What do these utter lunatics do all day?
12/13/2012 5:26:14 AM
#1482145
Justanotheratheist
Gawd, they do come up with some weapons-grade baloney, don't they?
12/13/2012 5:34:55 AM
#1482157
checkmate
the average rate that people are dying and going to hell.
Well, rejoice. As P. T. Barnum said, "there's a sucker born every minute", so you'll never be alone.
12/13/2012 5:50:08 AM
#1482163
Raised by Horses
'Bible Help'? Some help you guys are.
12/13/2012 5:54:12 AM
#1482174
Doubting Thomas
Nice way to be a judgmental prick.
anevilmeme FTW.
12/13/2012 6:28:14 AM
#1482186
Mister Spak
The rate at which the sparks in a sparkler sparkle is the rate at which a fundie says something stupid.
12/13/2012 6:41:51 AM
#1482199
SpukiKitty
(double post)
12/13/2012 7:21:50 AM
#1482202
SpukiKitty
Is this like that story with Bono clapping his hands?
Every time that light spins, a soul goes to That Great Subterranean Barbecue Of DOOM!
I guess when bells ring, folks to The Great Gig In The Sky & get their wings.
Now what about emergency vehicle in The Olden Days that lights AND bells? A traffic fatality involving a serial killer & nice sweet old lady?
What's with these weirdos all over the place? They're everywhere! Apparently they're like mold and they all spawn in Church/Mosque/Temple basements.
12/13/2012 7:26:37 AM
#1482203
dionysus
So if we just stop using flashing lights on emergency vehicles people would stop dying and going to hell? Oh why didn't we think of this before! Countless lives and souls could have been saved!
12/13/2012 7:27:46 AM
#1482228
Horsefeathers
"The rate in which a light flashes on top of an emergency vehicle is the average rate that people are dying and going to hell."
I can safely say that I was not aware of this, ahem, "fact".
12/13/2012 8:17:46 AM
#1482238
Reynardine
Justanotheratheist, if I could upload pictures from this android, I'd send you one of the Baloney Cannon firing.
12/13/2012 8:45:47 AM
#1482252
Jezebel's Evil Sister
Another reason why bible god is an arsewhole who deserves no worship. Good thing it's only imaginary.
12/13/2012 9:10:34 AM
#1482264
Thinking Allowed
anevilmeme said:
Is that a European emergency vehicle or an African one?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
*deep breath*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
12/13/2012 9:22:25 AM
#1482276
Akasuna
I agree with xmx... This is the type of shit you hear from your average baptist preacher during every-other sermon.
@Thinking Allowed
I don't get it.
12/13/2012 9:55:03 AM
#1482283
Dr. Shrinker
Prove it.
I'll even let you use the bible if you wish. I have read it pretty thoroughly and I don't recall a single reference to emergency vehicles anywhere.
12/13/2012 10:02:02 AM
#1482312
JSS
Citation?
No?
I like making up stuff too.
12/13/2012 10:58:27 AM
#1482322
Arctic Knight
I guess we need to outlaw emergency vehicles. As long as the lights don't flash on an emergency vehicle, nobody will go to hell.
If you end up in hell, just remember, it's all the fault of those vehicles and their flashing lights.
12/13/2012 11:13:44 AM
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