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#11495
Aesmael
What? But... Argh!
I think KJ is trying to kill me. My head hurts now.
1/22/2006 3:00:37 PM
#11497
CT
God bless Germany for helping the Jews...
1/22/2006 3:19:16 PM
#11519
TDR
oh, KJ, you wouldn't understand me if I said \"inherent contradiction\", now would you?
1/22/2006 6:41:29 PM
#11524
CousinTed
KJ must be using somew new definition of help that I'm unfamiliar with...
1/22/2006 7:03:55 PM
#11526
Tiny Bulcher
Any other countries out there don't want to be helped? Form an orderly queue, now.
1/22/2006 7:15:55 PM
#11534
Acetv
Damnit CT, Godwin's Law! Godwin's Law!
1/22/2006 9:52:23 PM
#11537
Dragon
What's Godwin's Law, Acetv?
1/22/2006 11:07:05 PM
#11538
Bob_Zimmerman
Dragon - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_Law
Basically, it says that as a discussion grows longer, a comparison to Nazis will eventually be made.
There is a tradition in lots of newsgroups that when that comparison is made, the thread is over and whoever made it has lost the argument.
1/22/2006 11:22:52 PM
#11541
Julian
Last time I saw \"help\" used in that context it was referring to an IT \"Help\" Desk.
...at least he realised they didn't want to be invaded.
1/23/2006 1:25:42 AM
#11569
Blurb
Soooo god helps those who help themselves, but allah does not?
1/23/2006 1:13:40 PM
#11605
NonHomogenized
Yeah, and thank god we helped those poor mentally ill people around the turn of the 20th century by putting them in asylums, sterilizing them, lobotomizing them, and subjecting them to electroshock therapy...
1/23/2006 10:34:56 PM
#11608
King Spirula
Maybe I'm going out on a limb, but I'm betting the 30,000+ men, women, and children that have been burned, shot, blown up as innocent civilians since this 'war' started really appreciate the \"help\"...God really did bless them didn't he?
1/23/2006 10:39:17 PM
#11613
Rime
Especially Fallujah. God's Army helped the poor people in Fallujah THREE times. And where was Allah all that time? Think of how many terrorists they killed!</sarcasm>
And think more of how many terrorists you can enlist when thousands lose their homes, families and their ability to obtain food.
1/23/2006 11:57:15 PM
#11618
Julian
Actually KS I think you just went out on well over 150,000 limbs. 4 for each fatality, and the rest are just those unfortunate maimings that were God's will...
1/24/2006 1:04:30 AM
#11619
Julian
God - and White Phosphorous - works in mysterious ways!
1/24/2006 1:05:45 AM
#11656
moonbiter
This word \"help\" -- I don't think it means what KJ thinks it means.
1/24/2006 10:48:03 AM
#11667
Coffee
So who's going to help the USA? And, wow, won't we be grateful to them, right?
1/24/2006 1:09:21 PM
#11691
Darth Wang
This post is sickening
1/24/2006 3:17:55 PM
#12703
joztok
someone shoot him! his ignorance is endangering people's lives!
1/31/2006 12:26:21 PM
#12727
David D.G.
How can he actually say that you CAN'T help people who won't help themselves, then praise America for doing what he JUST said CAN'T be done? This has got to be good for another runner-up on the Non-Contradiction Award this month.
~David D.G.
1/31/2006 3:50:38 PM
#156655
Osiris
So showing up uninvited, forceable removing a dictator who was the only thing keeping the country united out of power, and then sit back and let the whole place fall into chaos and civil war counts as helping? Then we sure as hell helped Iraq.
2/8/2007 2:48:17 AM
#157402
JP
Fundie word redeffinition project, RE: \"help.\"
2/8/2007 10:06:37 PM
#157481
Disekshonal
That wasn't too bad KJ, let's see how it sounds without the second line alright?
Much better.
2/8/2007 11:11:19 PM
#158774
Langdon Alger
It's interesting to see the different arguments the wingnuts are preparing for when it's agreed by everyone that the Iraq invasion was a failure. \"Our intentions were wonderful, but those damn towelheads just didn't want to be helped!\"
2/10/2007 9:26:37 PM
#477182
aaa
Help, as in bombing a clinic.
4/25/2008 6:42:33 PM
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