The key isn’t for gays not to act on their desires, it’s for their desires to change. How is that possible? I believe in some cases it’s posture. You see how gays hold books, cigarettes, etc? Very awkward feeling for a straight guy unless he slouches and extends his belly out. I think if we are taught to stand up straight when young and warned about the consequences we would reduce gay desires, at least among boys. Other benefits: Try to make your center of gravity on your back just below your armpits (by sticking your back out slightly at that point). You can pick up heavier items and can tolerate cold weather better.
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Try to make your center of gravity on your back just below your armpits
Does he mean the way Rudolf Nureyev did it?
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But then again Nureyev was a ballet dancer, perhaps the best that ever lived. Gay as it gets. Openly gay.
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For some reason I don't think that's what Greg123456 meant.
But here are two great specimens of Greg123456's vision of heterosexuality, posture and all:
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A manager at my workplace is gay and she doesn't hold things in any particular way. She never slouches either. But, she's a girl, maybe she didn't have to slouch to become gay. Maybe it's her short hair...
A former manager of mine is gay too. I found out just recently, on his Facebook page, where he says he's interested in men. I had no idea when I worked with him some fifteen years ago. He has very good posture and would never slouch, or smoke.
So, if you see a straight guy going about his business...
...can you tell by the way he walks that he's a woman's man, no time to talk?
But if you try to do that, the middle closet shelf gets you right in the shoulder blades.
I call Poe. Nobody can be that stupid and still remember to feed themselves.
And here I had someone tell me that my good posture and poise helped "give away" that I was gay. Make your minds up, people!
Here in the West, the stereotype of "gay" is akin to the guy that checkmate posted (...and don't even tell me that man has "bad posture" or carries himself with a "slouch"), but in many East Asian countries, the gay stereotype actually tends toward macho jock-type guys, basically like the one Artic Knight posted.
Pretty much proves that there may or may not be "gay" traits, but at the end of the day, people will still just see "gay" in whatever they want to. Everyone should just be themselves and stop caring. Somebody, somewhere is going to think something about you is "gay" no matter who you are, but changing that something isn't going to make you any more or less gay in reality, and somebody else is still going to see the "new you" as "gayer."
Greg, perhaps you have a point. Try adopting 'gay postures' for a month, and if you find yourself wanting to suck cock get back to me, okay?
When I was in 7th grade, my gym teacher told me to "Stop standing around looking like a question mark."
I improved my posture. But nothing else changed; I'm still heterosexual; the gym teacher is still a lesbian.
This has something to do with the quote, but I don't know what.
Damn, if only those gay men would hold their smokes in a more manly manner the problems of the world would be solved. Oh, yeah, and their books,too, 'cause I know when I don't hold my books in a firm, manly way, I begin to crave anal sex with every man who walks by.
I picture a 1950's black and white school film about posture now.
"And remember kids, sit up straight or you might turn out like Limp Wristed Larry, and you don't want that do you?"
Ignoring the fact that that the stances or movements he's talking about are the overtly femanine or flamboyant gay posing done by already gay people.
Scott Thompson (kids in the hall) was both praised and critisized for his flamboyantly gay characters, he countered the critisizm with the fact he knew people in the gay community that went over the top like that, it's hardly a new potrayal of gayness and was based on a segment of gays, Python and other British shows had potrayed it decades earlier.
Gregy boy, if your not gay it won't make you gay when you see them work it. If your not gay.
Confused?
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