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" But my hairdresser is so CUTE, and he always tells me how cute my outfit is. I can't judge him! But my nephew is such a sweetie, and he always played with dolls, even when he was little. How dare you say he can't have sex!"

Because what your hairdresser and your nephew do with other men when you aren't there, namely jamming their penises up into each other's feces-laden colons and mouths and using that as a point of masturbatory friction, is so depraved and so incredibly evil, inhuman and disgusting that it makes Our Lord NAUSEOUS, and is so twisted that even the demons choose to withdraw instead of staying around and witnessing it.

Remember 20 years ago before you allowed yourself to be desensitized to sodomitical behavior by the agitporn on the teevee? Remember when the sight of two men or two women in even the slightest homosexual activity, or even the IMPLICATION of homosexual activity, made you nauseous, frightened, sad and disgusted all at the same time? That is healthy. That is the way it is supposed to be. If you have become desensitized to this evil, beg God to regenerate that part of you so that you once again can have a right-ordered and Godly response to it. Because if you are indifferent to it, satan wins, because not only will no one help people with same-sex attractions carry their cross in chastity, but now we will have the very people who should be helping them (the Church) actually sticking their foot in their back and PUSHING THEM down the road to hell.

So, when you see and hear people on the so-called "right" saying that we have to throw in the towel on this, understand that they are fully in the service of satan, whether they realize it or not. And STEER WELL CLEAR.

Ann Barnhardt, Barnhardt.biz 53 Comments [12/29/2012 8:48:09 AM]
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What, so since supposedly Jesus doesn't like anal and can't handle it, it's evil? Just as not all straight people do anal, not all gay people do it, either, you know. But straight people do do it, too. And, sure, we should beg god to be paranoid and hateful because it's super "healthy." God doesn't want you to be gay, but he sure wants you to be an obsessive wreck over gay people who don't cause any harm to anyone.

And, seriously? The implication of homosexual activity has been around forever, just like gay people themselves. Don't act like it never made its way into plays, film, and TV back in the day.

12/29/2012 8:59:29 AM

Alfador

> it makes Our Lord NAUSEOUS

The Fundamental Theorem of Religion: Your deity feels exactly the same as you do in all matters, and this justifies absolutely everything you may happen to say.

12/29/2012 9:09:07 AM

Reynardine

Ann Barnhardt, you have a lurid and prurient imagination, which you indulge without letup. Stay away from children.

12/29/2012 9:16:04 AM

Dr. Shrinker

"Remember when the sight of two men or two women in even the slightest homosexual activity, or even the IMPLICATION of homosexual activity, made you nauseous, frightened, sad and disgusted all at the same time?"

- Yes, but when I got to know several gay people as human beings, I got over it. I expect that you would too Ann. You probably know this too. That is why you try so hard to shield yourself from acknowledging gay people's humanity and dwell so much on visual scenes that do not involve you at all. Your precious hate just has to be preserved: for the sake of your god of course.

12/29/2012 9:16:16 AM

Mayhem

I'm going to create a villain for my next D+D game named Lord Nauseous.

12/29/2012 9:26:01 AM

Doubting Thomas

Remember when the sight of two men or two women in even the slightest homosexual activity, or even the IMPLICATION of homosexual activity, made you nauseous, frightened, sad and disgusted all at the same time? That is healthy.

I'm betting that just about every psychologist out there disagrees.

12/29/2012 9:31:18 AM

Psnviolet

Well, if being gay makes demons run in terror, maybe it could be used as a form of exorcism. I expect royalties for the idea when you start selling it.

Wait, demons hate gayness, yet allowing it is the work of Satan? Silly fundie, at least get your own version of logic straight.

12/29/2012 10:02:45 AM

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Many straight people do anal too idiot.

12/29/2012 10:09:15 AM

RayO_ElGatubelo

<b>Because what your hairdresser and your nephew do with other men when you aren't there, namely jamming their penises up into each other's feces-laden colons and mouths and using that as a point of masturbatory friction, is so depraved and so incredibly evil, inhuman and disgusting that it makes Our Lord NAUSEOUS, and is so twisted that even the demons choose to withdraw instead of staying around and witnessing it.</b>

Okay, let's pretend for a moment that god has a digestive system to get nauseous with.

Didn't he make those feces-laden colons and mouths himself? You'd think being omniscient, he would have known what would have made him throw up ahead of time.

12/29/2012 10:11:19 AM

Taiga

Why do these people all assume that absolutely no gay people are virgins? Oh, that's right, because they think being gay has nothing to do with attraction or love, it's all about the sex. The anal, specifically. Preferably described in explicit detail. Hmmm.

>Remember when the sight of two men or two women in even the slightest homosexual activity, or even the IMPLICATION of homosexual activity, made you nauseous, frightened, sad and disgusted all at the same time?

No, because I wasn't raised by lunatics.

12/29/2012 10:22:20 AM

Rabbit of Caerbannog

Oh, Batshit Barnhardt is at it again. She loathes Muslims, liberals and is against her own right to vote. Now she hates teh ghey. Surprise surprise. The amount of detail she goes into might lead one to believe she gets off on watching two men go at it...

12/29/2012 10:35:16 AM

Blarghonius

It's completely natural to be disgusted by other people loving each other... really?

12/29/2012 10:37:47 AM



"Remember 20 years ago"

Remember 50 years ago when the thought of mixed race couples sent you running for a bucket?

Remember 70 years ago when the thought of a black person using the same water fountain made you want top lynch them?

Remember 100 years ago when you wouldn't have had the chance to do anything other than be silent and submissive?

You are using the same damned arguments that were used against them... what the fuck makes you feel that they'll work this time??

12/29/2012 10:39:35 AM

Filin De Blanc

Dear Celestia this woman has a pervy imagination. She should write porn.

12/29/2012 11:02:25 AM

Arctic Knight

So, I'm guessing you don't do anal or oral with your husband (if you have one)? I hope you realize that anal and oral sex are not performes solely by homosexuals, many more heterosexuals do the same thing.

"A father was trying to come to terms with the fact that his son is gay. One day, out of curiosity and an effort to understand, he asked his son, "Son, what exactly is it that you and your boyfriend do intimately?" The son, just looked at his father and said, "You know all those things you wish mom would do with you?" At that moment, the dad understood."

12/29/2012 11:09:13 AM

Hasan Prishtina

Remember 250 years ago, when you were the property of your husband?

"nauseous, frightened, sad and disgusted"

That is really all the fundies have to offer: nausea, fear, sadness and disgust.

12/29/2012 11:24:03 AM

Mister Spak

This post makes me nauseous, frightened, sad and disgusted all at the same time.

12/29/2012 11:34:37 AM

fishtank

This lady needs to have healthy, consentual sex more often to realize she's talking bullshit.

12/29/2012 11:35:43 AM

J. James

Uh, I don't know quite how to put this, but straight people also do it in the bum. And blowjobs are definitely a thing. If I wanted, I could describe missionary in such a way that it's gross, too. After all, urine comes out of there! Orifices in general definitely have the potential to be unhygienic and gross. But not always.

Now, I'll admit that men aren't exactly capable of giving me a fun time. Just not my thing. But I can say that the difference between two men or two women and a man and a woman is not that great of a gulf, in terms of both mechanics and which parts are used.

12/29/2012 11:42:30 AM



Yeahhh, and look the other way when he starts being a misogynist.

12/29/2012 11:47:05 AM

Meeeh

..and mouths and using that as a point of masturbatory friction...

Oh come on! Who doesn't love some good Tongue-Fu?

12/29/2012 11:52:09 AM

Alencon

But children dying of cancer or being gunned down by a homicidal maniac doesn't bother him at all?


12/29/2012 12:11:01 PM

Anon-e-moose

"it makes Our Lord NAUSEOUS"

Point out just word one in your Bible, of condemnation of homosexuality directly attributed to your 'Lord', who happened to hang around with twelve men, two of whom were sailors; one of the others kissed him too. Who hardly associated with women, if ever, nor did he marry one. And he wore a dress in your Bible. If you can.

...not implying anything of course! [/hyper-sarcasm]



Now, point out on this doll where the nasty 'Homosexual Agenda' touched you personally, Ann Barnarse.

@J. James

Seems that fundies are so sexually repressed themselves, seems they simply can't grasp - nor visualise, never mind contemplate the notion of even thinking - of the concept that anal sex isn't the sole preserve of gay men. Nor that the female isn't the only one who can be the recipient of this form of pleasuring. One word: Strapons.

12/29/2012 12:11:23 PM

AbsurdONE

It seems Ann Barnhardt has never heard of docking. See, it requires two guys, at least one of them uncircumcised. I'll let your imagination do the rest, but rest assured that it isn't anal!

12/29/2012 1:20:30 PM

Nomen Nescio

Remember when the sight of two men or two women in even the slightest homosexual activity, or even the IMPLICATION of homosexual activity, made you nauseous, frightened, sad and disgusted all at the same time?

yes, i do remember. that was back when i was prepubescent, and hetero sexual activities made me just as nauseous. then i grew up.

12/29/2012 1:27:09 PM
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