"The Bible says God raised up the mountains, leveled the plains, created valleys. So how do you know this "cannot happen in 6,000 years"? Were you there?"
Genesis. As described in the Bible.
Were you there?
Seeing as purely eye-witness 'My word against theirs' testimonies are notoriously unreliable, least of all second/third etc-hand claims (which is why CCTV exists, natch) and therefore aren't admissable in a court of law, thus rendering even the Bible itself, written many years after the supposed 'fact' as even more inadmissable in anything it 'claims' in court, just three words completely annihilates your right to even think your 'Beliefs' are nothing more than delusions: Were you there?
Now, why couldn't your 'God' - before he 'created' heaven & Earth - have created the HD video camera, to record proceedings (seeing as he's supposedly 'Omniscient'), to prove to future generations with the necessary technology & thus back up the veracity of his so-called 'Word'?! [/hyper-sarcasm] It's the reason why the phrase 'Pics or it didn't happen' exists on the interwebz. And beyond.
Which is why, if there were a 'Reverse Scopes Monkey Trial' - in which fundie Christian religion itself was put on trial for it's very right to exist - it wouldn't last very long. For a start, all it'd take is for the prosecuting lawyer to demand of the fundie clergy there (And they must reply; no '5th Amendment' for them, least their reliance upon such be implied proof that the Atheists' case be proven right from the very start) 'If your 'God' is Omnipotent, then I call him to the witness stand now'; and when he doesn't appear in physical form (and no, not 'Jesus'; he's not allowed) to the satisfaction of the court & in the legally alotted time, after such a directly-demanded subpoena, seeing as 'God' is Omnipresent...! >:D
Moral: Nietzsche was right after all. To borrow from your own screename: 'God'? He is ded2us.