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#12430
Jeremy PC
So it is \"tactful\" torture that doesn't cause harm to a hostage? Tickling with a feather maybe?
This nut should allow himself to be subjected to some torture (applied tactfully) and see if he suffers any harm.
The all caps post makes him look like more of an idiot as well.
1/29/2006 1:14:02 PM
#12431
Aesmael
How does one torture and kidnap tactfully? Does it mean not doing it in front of people who might be offended? Or should we ask nicely before whisking them away? And if we don't harm kidnapees, does that mean some people will be tortured on the spot while others are taken for tea and scones and some light questioning?
Fortunately torture is not necessary and NEITHER IS SHOUTING.
1/29/2006 1:17:34 PM
#12440
Bob_Zimmerman
Jeremy PC - \"Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!\"
1/29/2006 3:43:05 PM
#12454
Questioning
Ok, I'll stop forcing them to watch
Barney and the Wiggles now.
-My Two Bits
1/29/2006 5:49:56 PM
#12456
Crosis
Wait ... \"torture\" that doesn't harm the tortured one?
This must be some strange use of the word \"torture\" I've never seen before.
1/29/2006 6:20:08 PM
#12459
BLURB
DAMN, I HATE IT WHEN MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON STICKS.
1/29/2006 6:29:04 PM
#12501
rosie
I think he may mean kidnapping as in - to get the man to talk, as an alternative to torture, you kidnap his kid, but don't hurt the kid.
1/29/2006 9:25:26 PM
#12511
Anon
\"Sorry, old chap, but we're going to have to torture you.\"
\"Well, since you were so tactful...\"
1/29/2006 10:42:55 PM
#12538
Julian
Satan: \"Nothing like a little harmless torture between fiends.\"
God: \"OK, gotcher self a deal Mr.\"
1/30/2006 3:29:39 AM
#12541
Julian
Hey - sounds EXACTLY like how kids get indoctrinated into the church!
1/30/2006 3:32:51 AM
#12623
King Spirula
Well, now I can see why we had to remove Saddam from power so that those Iraqi's would be freed from civilian's getting killed, tortured and kidnapped...oh, wait!
1/30/2006 10:25:29 PM
#12760
NonHomogenized
Julian wrote:
Satan: \"Nothing like a little harmless torture between fiends.\"
God: \"OK, gotcher self a deal Mr.\"
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Yeah, isn't that pretty much the entire book of Job?
1/31/2006 6:04:41 PM
#14570
Peachy
Ah yes, and thus the extremists of another religion inspire the extremists of this one.
2/10/2006 1:54:51 AM
#16960
Maronan
\"So it is \"tactful\" torture that doesn't cause harm to a hostage? Tickling with a feather maybe?\"
Actually, tickling with a feather IS qute effective. The Nazis used this technique on Allied prisoners, in an attempt to learn the Funniest Joke in the World from them. The feather technique worked, although both Nazi officers involved died laughing when the joke was told to them in German.
Oh, and Monty Python trumps Godwin's law, by the way.
2/23/2006 1:21:12 AM
#16997
Julian
Love ripping yarns!
2/23/2006 8:51:13 AM
#90644
Mac
this one made me LOL
10/10/2006 7:10:25 AM
#125312
Adrian
In the case of what the US is doing, you'd be against it.
12/21/2006 12:59:20 AM
#464676
They call me V
"GET THE COMFY CHAIR!"
Like that maybe? Anyways, I'm repulsed by torture, and I really fail to see a situation where it is 'tactfull' at all.
4/13/2008 10:40:19 PM
#464755
Riin-thrall
I can see why people would support torture (for the record, I don't support it), but kidnapping? What planet is this guy on?
4/13/2008 11:49:42 PM
#465642
Canadiest
Ass-clown of the highest order. His Gramma would be proud, if she's also an assclown
4/14/2008 10:35:57 PM
#619681
All I can read is ?BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLAH IM A STUPID FUCK?
8/7/2008 11:49:18 AM
#619780
Harry
"THAN IM ALL FOR IT"?
Could Glenn mean THEN I'm all for it?
And looking at the post, he doesn't know what a paragraph is.
8/7/2008 12:42:02 PM
#619821
MAS2008
WTF? on, wtf? off, WTF? on, wtf? off. Doh, asshat!
So, you are volunteering to be kidnapped and tortured?
8/7/2008 12:59:14 PM
#620099
Seems to me that someone needs to crack open a dictionary and find the definition of "torture."
8/7/2008 3:24:44 PM
#1355745
Quantum Mechanic
Tactful torture.
*headdesk*
12/9/2011 1:49:18 PM
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