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GOD IS REAL have you ever wondered why he called Himself the GOD of ISRAEL? I'll tell you why: because HE IS REAL!

WITNESS THE REAL, FSTDT Comments 57 Comments [1/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Wow

Who knew God named things in Modern English back thousands of years ago. If only all the other nations had spoken English, they would have gotten the message.

Though, I suppose, if He is perfect, He ought to have spelled \"real\" right.

1/29/2006 4:53:05 PM

Blurb

So *that's* why God is real.

*whew* I was afraid there was no evidence. [/sarcasm]

1/29/2006 5:00:39 PM

Cov

God is real...because he says so.

No wonder they call him \"father\", my parents used to pull that shit on me all the time!

1/29/2006 5:24:20 PM

Crosis

Read the rest of the comment (though I'm sure, since it's here, most of you have). It's pretty much a textbook example of \"how NOT to evangelize\".

1/29/2006 6:34:47 PM

Dragon

Dear, that doesn't prove anything other than that a book you like to read and think is true says a few things that make sense.
Some could probably say the same about the Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy trilogy or Harry Potter.

1/29/2006 7:00:27 PM

gregfl

God of Israel

God of Is rael

I Get it. God is of Raelian!!!

Praise him.


1/29/2006 8:25:48 PM

glyptodon

Argumentum ad Spelling Error? That's a new one for me.

1/29/2006 9:05:37 PM

Amos

That's truly a new one.

1/29/2006 10:16:35 PM

CousinTed, God of the Internet

My people! I am your God, The God of The Internet! Praise me as you wish, however you should know that I am a fairly demanding God, in fact I demand sacrifice right now! You may begin with WITNESS THE REAL! Your Lord has spoken!

1/30/2006 12:03:04 AM

Luffy

Etymology is a lie and a tool of the Devil. It's only taught in schools because it fits it with (insane) Evolution.

1/30/2006 2:35:45 AM

Julian


I simply refuse to worship a deity too dumb to find the CAPSLOCK!

1/30/2006 3:47:09 AM

Julian


Whoh! That's one tiny step away from:

\"DO YOU KNOW WHY GOD IS CALLED GOD?\"

[no humour us please]

\"COS HE'S GOD YOU DUMBASSES\"

[oh! Alright! Thanks for that...]

1/30/2006 3:49:34 AM

Soyokaze

Clearly they don't realise that God disapeared in a puff of logic with the discovery of the Babble Fish....

1/30/2006 7:23:24 PM

TDR

Witness - go and witness something else, somewhere else. You're lowering the average IQ on these boards.

1/30/2006 8:19:40 PM

Blind Watchmaker

GOD is REAL... unless declared INTEGER.

(Old joke about FORTRAN language programming, where undeclared variables beginning with G were REAL by default)

1/30/2006 8:40:08 PM

CheeseDude

If evolution worked perfectly, stupid people like this wouldn't breed. We can only hope this numbskull wins a Darwin Award.

1/31/2006 1:37:19 AM

NonHomogenized

Argumentum ad divine dyslexia?

This has gotta deserve an award of some kind, but I have no idea what.

1/31/2006 5:44:37 PM

WITNESS THE REAL

Language through time expresses itself when it is purposed to express itself.
God is real and the real GOD is the GOD of Israel.

All your comments did nothing to refute this fact.

In-fact, I challenge any of you so-called intellects to a debate in any forum of your choice. I guarantee I will defeat you. Don't believe God exist? think you have a better argument as an atheist? Let's go! The line has been drawn. Name the forum and watch what happens. I will defend my belief and you will either recant(Lord willing) or you will be silenced(Lord willing). witnessthereal@yahoo.com

2/4/2006 4:48:44 AM

Zipperback

WTR you fool, it's spelt IS RAEL, not IS REAL.

God is trying to teach us that he has come back to Earth as Rael, the leader of the Raelian Movement.

http://www.rael.org/

2/4/2006 12:45:40 PM

Yahweh

>>In-fact, I challenge any of you so-called intellects to a debate in any forum of your choice. I guarantee I will defeat you. Don't believe God exist? think you have a better argument as an atheist? Let's go! The line has been drawn. Name the forum and watch what happens. I will defend my belief and you will either recant(Lord willing) or you will be silenced(Lord willing). witnessthereal@yahoo.com <<

You can't argue your way out of a nutsac.

2/4/2006 10:06:24 PM

Krypt

WTR is making some pretty big claims on his argumentative skills, which I have found to be severely lacking. His arguments are at best completely irrational, and usually incomprehensible to any sane person. Read through his post history on the Whywontgodhealamputees.com forums to see what I mean. Arguing against him is like arguing with a brick wall of ignorance.

4/15/2006 8:54:43 PM

SaneChick

That may be the dumbest thing I've ever read.

11/21/2006 6:40:05 PM

pauline

way to spell, team!

12/6/2006 11:44:34 PM

AriseNow


12/7/2006 12:03:55 AM

Michael

I wonder why my cousin, who has a Ph.D. in Psych, calls himself \"Therapist.\"

12/7/2006 7:45:37 AM
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