GOD IS REAL have you ever wondered why he called Himself the GOD of ISRAEL? I'll tell you why: because HE IS REAL!
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Who knew God named things in Modern English back thousands of years ago. If only all the other nations had spoken English, they would have gotten the message.
Though, I suppose, if He is perfect, He ought to have spelled "real" right.
My people! I am your God, The God of The Internet! Praise me as you wish, however you should know that I am a fairly demanding God, in fact I demand sacrifice right now! You may begin with WITNESS THE REAL! Your Lord has spoken!
Language through time expresses itself when it is purposed to express itself.
God is real and the real GOD is the GOD of Israel.
All your comments did nothing to refute this fact.
In-fact, I challenge any of you so-called intellects to a debate in any forum of your choice. I guarantee I will defeat you. Don't believe God exist? think you have a better argument as an atheist? Let's go! The line has been drawn. Name the forum and watch what happens. I will defend my belief and you will either recant(Lord willing) or you will be silenced(Lord willing). witnessthereal@yahoo.com
WTR you fool, it's spelt IS RAEL, not IS REAL.
God is trying to teach us that he has come back to Earth as Rael, the leader of the Raelian Movement.
http://www.rael.org/
>>In-fact, I challenge any of you so-called intellects to a debate in any forum of your choice. I guarantee I will defeat you. Don't believe God exist? think you have a better argument as an atheist? Let's go! The line has been drawn. Name the forum and watch what happens. I will defend my belief and you will either recant(Lord willing) or you will be silenced(Lord willing). witnessthereal@yahoo.com <<
You can't argue your way out of a nutsac.
WTR is making some pretty big claims on his argumentative skills, which I have found to be severely lacking. His arguments are at best completely irrational, and usually incomprehensible to any sane person. Read through his post history on the Whywontgodhealamputees.com forums to see what I mean. Arguing against him is like arguing with a brick wall of ignorance.
But, at the risk of stating the obvious, Israel is spelt ISRAEL, not ISREAL. So if that means GOD IS RAEL, then God is...This guy!
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So when I say I'M THE GOD OF YOUR GOD, that means I'm right?
That's how that works, right?
If so, I want your god to go make me a sandwich.
New word definitions;
ISRAEL - genuine, not fake nor phony. Original, true.
Street salesperson; "Yo, Dog - ya wanna buy this 'ere Jen Yew Wine Rolex watch fo ten dollahs?"
Dog; "Naw, man, tha's a knockoff."
Street; "Aw, no, man - israel."
"GOD IS REAL have you ever wondered why he called Himself the GOD of ISRAEL? I'll tell you why: because HE IS REAL!"
In that case, before 1948, he was the God of Palestine . Therefore he was the God of Pale Stines , hmmmmmm?!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Francis_Stein
'You're just a Philippine.'
'-Sti ne!'
'Stine-ipine, then!'
-The Oblivion Boys
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Oblivion_Boys
PROTIP: The quote link no longer exists. So I guess that, not only isn't your God of Israel, like your quote he's not even REAL .
@Michael
"I wonder why my cousin, who has a Ph.D. in Psych, calls himself \"Therapist.\"
Who, like many others of his profession, can be found easily via:
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