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GOD IS REAL have you ever wondered why he called Himself the GOD of ISRAEL? I'll tell you why: because HE IS REAL!

WITNESS THE REAL, FSTDT Comments 56 Comments [1/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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#204110
Osiris

Khorne is the god of blood and war. Since those things exist Khorne must exist. And since Khorne exists Chaos must exist.

4/8/2007 12:18:51 AM
#209733
Joe

Equally stupid (from an Ice Cube song)

\"And God is a man that's why you say amen after each and every prayer.\"

4/15/2007 2:38:12 AM
#209734
Joe

Is God a rail because hie is the God of ISRAEL?

4/15/2007 2:38:50 AM
#210007
Laurel

The power of the pun compels you!!!

4/15/2007 10:07:40 AM
#210166
ghost

WITNESS THE REAL

Challenge accepted. Sending off an email I am. :D

come debate me at evilbible

I guess I'll never see him there? :D

4/15/2007 3:16:21 PM
#210217
Sinner

athena has a city named after her. is she real too?

4/15/2007 4:43:34 PM
#210300
TheUnholyMint

Witness the Real, you have the Retard Factor. YOU'RE GOING TO HOLLYWOOD!

4/15/2007 7:48:06 PM
#210328
anti-nonsense

Circular logic much?

4/15/2007 8:22:02 PM
#405798
Tom S. Fox

It does not follow.

2/13/2008 4:37:05 AM
#406042
Doctor Fishcake

But, at the risk of stating the obvious, Israel is spelt ISRAEL, not ISREAL. So if that means GOD IS RAEL, then God is...This guy!


2/13/2008 3:11:31 PM
#406048
Heather

Oh bless, you can do anagrams :)

2/13/2008 3:18:26 PM
#406104
Quantum Mechanic

Which reel?

2/13/2008 4:45:02 PM
#406143


So when I say I'M THE GOD OF YOUR GOD, that means I'm right?

That's how that works, right?

If so, I want your god to go make me a sandwich.

2/13/2008 5:49:47 PM
#406152
Philbert McAdamia

New word definitions;

ISRAEL - genuine, not fake nor phony. Original, true.

Street salesperson; "Yo, Dog - ya wanna buy this 'ere Jen Yew Wine Rolex watch fo ten dollahs?"

Dog; "Naw, man, tha's a knockoff."

Street; "Aw, no, man - israel."

2/13/2008 6:04:32 PM
#406220
anti-nonsense

Circular logic and a pun. A lame pun. It's not a bad pun because bad puns are also good puns, it's just lame.

2/13/2008 7:45:25 PM
#1167348
vaguelyhumanoid

What a fucked-up attempt at "comedy"... at least I hope that's what it is.

6/12/2010 10:28:12 PM
#1167359
Elia

I'm afraid your god is about as real as Falkor or the Sorting Hat. Well, your private version of him, anyway.

6/12/2010 11:33:25 PM
#1167389
Philbert McAdamia

(Oops, aready did that old joke.)

6/13/2010 2:06:38 AM
#1167390
John_in_Oz

With proof like this, how can anybody not believe in God?

6/13/2010 2:16:56 AM
#1288247
Quantum Mechanic

I wonder how you manage to use a computer.

5/11/2011 5:55:23 PM
#1288252
Iczer-four

umm wut..

5/11/2011 6:15:11 PM
#1288330
Justanotheratheist

One wonders how there can be an atheist left alive with compelling evidence like that for the existence of god.

5/11/2011 11:58:36 PM
#1288712
Anon-e-moose

"GOD IS REAL have you ever wondered why he called Himself the GOD of ISRAEL? I'll tell you why: because HE IS REAL!"

In that case, before 1948, he was the God of Palestine. Therefore he was the God of Pale Stines, hmmmmmm?!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Francis_Stein

'You're just a Philippine.'

'-Stine!'

'Stine-ipine, then!'

-The Oblivion Boys

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Oblivion_Boys

PROTIP: The quote link no longer exists. So I guess that, not only isn't your God of Israel, like your quote he's not even REAL.

@Michael

"I wonder why my cousin, who has a Ph.D. in Psych, calls himself \"Therapist.\"

Who, like many others of his profession, can be found easily via:



X3

5/13/2011 8:15:27 AM
#1288751
Clarker

Perfect punchline.

5/13/2011 9:40:27 AM
#1288753


An oldie, but goodie. Also, the result of responding to "Random quotes" rather from the recent archives.

5/13/2011 9:56:39 AM
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