Greet your new masters!
GOD IS REAL have you ever wondered why he called Himself the GOD of ISRAEL? I'll tell you why: because HE IS REAL!
WITNESS THE REAL,
[1/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 13
Khorne is the god of blood and war. Since those things exist Khorne must exist. And since Khorne exists Chaos must exist.
4/8/2007 12:18:51 AM
Equally stupid (from an Ice Cube song)
\"And God is a man that's why you say amen after each and every prayer.\"
4/15/2007 2:38:12 AM
Is God a rail because hie is the God of ISRAEL?
4/15/2007 2:38:50 AM
The power of the pun compels you!!!
4/15/2007 10:07:40 AM
WITNESS THE REAL
Challenge accepted. Sending off an email I am. :D
come debate me at
I guess I'll never see him there? :D
4/15/2007 3:16:21 PM
athena has a city named after her. is she real too?
4/15/2007 4:43:34 PM
Witness the Real, you have the Retard Factor. YOU'RE GOING TO HOLLYWOOD!
4/15/2007 7:48:06 PM
Circular logic much?
4/15/2007 8:22:02 PM
Tom S. Fox
It does not follow.
2/13/2008 4:37:05 AM
But, at the risk of stating the obvious, Israel is spelt ISRAEL, not ISREAL. So if that means GOD IS RAEL, then God is...This guy!
2/13/2008 3:11:31 PM
Oh bless, you can do anagrams :)
2/13/2008 3:18:26 PM
2/13/2008 4:45:02 PM
So when I say I'M THE GOD OF YOUR GOD, that means I'm right?
That's how that works, right?
If so, I want your god to go make me a sandwich.
2/13/2008 5:49:47 PM
New word definitions;
ISRAEL - genuine, not fake nor phony. Original, true.
Street salesperson; "Yo, Dog - ya wanna buy this 'ere Jen Yew Wine Rolex watch fo ten dollahs?"
Dog; "Naw, man, tha's a knockoff."
Street; "Aw, no, man - israel."
2/13/2008 6:04:32 PM
Circular logic and a pun. A lame pun. It's not a bad pun because bad puns are also good puns, it's just lame.
2/13/2008 7:45:25 PM
What a fucked-up attempt at "comedy"... at least I hope that's what it is.
6/12/2010 10:28:12 PM
I'm afraid your god is about as real as Falkor or the Sorting Hat. Well, your private version of him, anyway.
6/12/2010 11:33:25 PM
(Oops, aready did that old joke.)
6/13/2010 2:06:38 AM
With proof like this, how can anybody not believe in God?
6/13/2010 2:16:56 AM
I wonder how you manage to use a computer.
5/11/2011 5:55:23 PM
5/11/2011 6:15:11 PM
One wonders how there can be an atheist left alive with compelling evidence like that for the existence of god.
5/11/2011 11:58:36 PM
"GOD IS REAL have you ever wondered why he called Himself the GOD of ISRAEL? I'll tell you why: because HE IS REAL!"
In that case, before 1948, he was the God of
Therefore he was the God of
'You're just a Philippine.'
-The Oblivion Boys
PROTIP: The quote link no longer exists.
So I guess that, not only
your God of Israel, like your quote he's not even
"I wonder why my cousin, who has a Ph.D. in Psych, calls himself \"Therapist.\"
Who, like many others of his profession, can be found easily via:
5/13/2011 8:15:27 AM
5/13/2011 9:40:27 AM
An oldie, but goodie. Also, the result of responding to "Random quotes" rather from the recent archives.
5/13/2011 9:56:39 AM