GOD IS REAL have you ever wondered why he called Himself the GOD of ISRAEL? I'll tell you why: because HE IS REAL!
WITNESS THE REAL,
[1/29/2006 12:00:00 ]
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Khorne is the god of blood and war. Since those things exist Khorne must exist. And since Khorne exists Chaos must exist.
Equally stupid (from an Ice Cube song)
\"And God is a man that's why you say amen after each and every prayer.\"
Is God a rail because hie is the God of ISRAEL?
The power of the pun compels you!!!
WITNESS THE REAL
Challenge accepted. Sending off an email I am. :D
come debate me at
I guess I'll never see him there? :D
4/15/2007 3:16:21 PM
athena has a city named after her. is she real too?
4/15/2007 4:43:34 PM
Witness the Real, you have the Retard Factor. YOU'RE GOING TO HOLLYWOOD!
4/15/2007 7:48:06 PM
Circular logic much?
4/15/2007 8:22:02 PM
Tom S. Fox
It does not follow.
But, at the risk of stating the obvious, Israel is spelt ISRAEL, not ISREAL. So if that means GOD IS RAEL, then God is...This guy!
2/13/2008 3:11:31 PM
Oh bless, you can do anagrams :)
2/13/2008 3:18:26 PM
2/13/2008 4:45:02 PM
So when I say I'M THE GOD OF YOUR GOD, that means I'm right?
That's how that works, right?
If so, I want your god to go make me a sandwich.
2/13/2008 5:49:47 PM
New word definitions;
ISRAEL - genuine, not fake nor phony. Original, true.
Street salesperson; "Yo, Dog - ya wanna buy this 'ere Jen Yew Wine Rolex watch fo ten dollahs?"
Dog; "Naw, man, tha's a knockoff."
Street; "Aw, no, man - israel."
2/13/2008 6:04:32 PM
Circular logic and a pun. A lame pun. It's not a bad pun because bad puns are also good puns, it's just lame.
2/13/2008 7:45:25 PM
What a fucked-up attempt at "comedy"... at least I hope that's what it is.
6/12/2010 10:28:12 PM
I'm afraid your god is about as real as Falkor or the Sorting Hat. Well, your private version of him, anyway.
6/12/2010 11:33:25 PM
(Oops, aready did that old joke.)
With proof like this, how can anybody not believe in God?
I wonder how you manage to use a computer.
5/11/2011 5:55:23 PM
5/11/2011 6:15:11 PM
One wonders how there can be an atheist left alive with compelling evidence like that for the existence of god.
5/11/2011 11:58:36 PM
"GOD IS REAL have you ever wondered why he called Himself the GOD of ISRAEL? I'll tell you why: because HE IS REAL!"
In that case, before 1948, he was the God of
Therefore he was the God of
'You're just a Philippine.'
-The Oblivion Boys
PROTIP: The quote link no longer exists.
So I guess that, not only
your God of Israel, like your quote he's not even
"I wonder why my cousin, who has a Ph.D. in Psych, calls himself \"Therapist.\"
Who, like many others of his profession, can be found easily via:
An oldie, but goodie. Also, the result of responding to "Random quotes" rather from the recent archives.