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GOD IS REAL have you ever wondered why he called Himself the GOD of ISRAEL? I'll tell you why: because HE IS REAL!

WITNESS THE REAL, FSTDT Comments 57 Comments [1/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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WTF?! || meh
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TWoozl

Quick. Someone hook a drivetrain up to this gem of circular logic. Infinite power!

5/13/2011 10:33:21 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Another idiot and its imaginary friend.

8/12/2011 1:17:16 AM

N. De Plume

Which is totally why the Spanish call Israel Esverdadero, right?

8/12/2011 5:24:39 AM

Anon-e-moose

"ISRAEL
...REAL"



It's not your fault if you're a 'hoemskuled', educationally inferior right-wing fundie, you poor dear.

8/12/2011 9:59:02 AM

Quantum Mechanic

The LAST REEL of this vintage motion picture SUPERSTITION MADNESS starring a whole cast of made-up bullshit, snake oil peddlers and an opportunistic guy named Constantine.

2/1/2012 5:14:32 PM

Justanotheratheist

Anagrams for Jesus.

2/1/2012 11:21:03 PM

Agnostic Fundamentalist

God of Israel? God is real? Ha! That's clever.

Anyways I think he's a Poe (including his comment on this comment chain).

1/20/2014 8:43:56 PM
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