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The cold, hard facts: liberals want children to die by gun violence, the more the better. I am 100% certain that they high-fived each other when the Sandy Hook tragedy was reported. To liberals (e.g., Obastard, Feinstain, Schumer, the Brady Bunch, and the vermin at DUh and FISTED), dead children are politically advantageous in terms of disarming the populace.

DoctorDoom, Where Liberty Dwells 63 Comments [1/28/2013 5:17:28 PM]
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Some fundies are so numb they don't even know when they are being fisted.

1/28/2013 5:18:38 PM

tracer

Yes yes, and liberals eat babies.

1/28/2013 5:22:00 PM

FatherFrank

So much hate. Although I guess I would be angry too if I was chained up in my basement like DoctorDoom must be.

1/28/2013 5:23:51 PM

the_ignored

You know what? I'd give a hundred bucks for 5 minutes with that guy, in person...alone.

1/28/2013 5:25:20 PM

Amaryllis

I had no idea "high five" meant "sat at my desk and cried". Weird.

1/28/2013 5:46:34 PM

PinkRangerV

...Yeah. Disarming the populace with dead children. Drat. The conservatives uncovered our evil plot. How ever will we go on.

1/28/2013 5:51:02 PM

farpadokly

Anyone want to tell me who's being referred to by these stupid nicknames? I know Obama, obviously.

1/28/2013 5:56:43 PM



Well the last two are Democratic Underground, and this very site as well.

1/28/2013 6:00:53 PM

Mech610

Fact: DoctorDoom has never actually met a liberal or read anything at all on the subject.

1/28/2013 6:17:44 PM

GigaGuess

You betcha, that's why we're fighting for gun control, to ensure all kinds of gun violence will occur.

1/28/2013 6:31:18 PM

teh_crzy

Yes. That's why my (liberal) boss, every time he came out of his office, asked what the latest was, shook his head, and swore. I think it couldn't actually have been further from high-fiving.

But, you know, other than that, you're completely right.

1/28/2013 6:46:20 PM

Taiga

No, NOBODY wants children to die by gun violence or any other cause. Not liberals, not conservatives... only sick bastards and strawmen. There is no rational argument that can be constructed on the basis that your opponent wants to see children die.

And people generally want more gun control because they think it will cause less death... that does not translate to wanting more death because they think it will cause more gun control.

1/28/2013 6:49:18 PM

Blackburns

The cold, hard facts: right wing gun nuts want children to die by gun violence, the more the better. I am 100% certain that they high-fived each other when the Sandy Hook tragedy was reported. To conservatives (e.g., O'Reilly, Bachman, Coulter, Limbaugh, and the vermin of the GOP), dead children are politically advantageous in terms of arming the populace against the imaginary boogieman.

Fixed.

1/28/2013 6:58:21 PM

JohnConstantine

The colder harder fact is that you are a bastard. People like you are wastes of sperm and eggs.

1/28/2013 7:19:23 PM



Liberals want children to die in firearms offences, therefore they want to make it harder to own a firearm - and consequently have fewer firearms in circulation..?

I am not sure you know how to logic.

1/28/2013 7:52:02 PM

Sasha

It must be very frightening to live in your world, Doomie, where guns are more important than children.

1/28/2013 7:53:06 PM

Dr.Shrinker

Let me guess, you want more good guys with guns to combat the bad guys with guns, right?

This may be news to you, but life is NOT an action movie!

1/28/2013 7:59:33 PM

Reckoner

I guess it's easier to demonize your political opponents and assume that they are pure evil rather than listen to their position and come up with a logic argument.

1/28/2013 8:44:14 PM

NonProphet

At this point, I'm fairly certain DoctorDoom knows he's full of shit, and just gets off on spewing his hateful bile .

1/28/2013 9:13:13 PM

Rabbit of Caerbannog

What is it with DoctorDoom and fisting?

1/28/2013 9:52:00 PM

CharlieE

Reminds me of the way Republicans secretly rejoice every time a baby is aborted. It just means more money for the party, and for them, everything is about the money.


1/28/2013 9:52:24 PM

Rabbit of Caerbannog

@farpadokly

In order (and omitting Obama): Dianne Feinstein, Chuck Schumer, the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence, Democratic Underground and FSTDT.

1/28/2013 9:58:42 PM

Arctic Knight

I'm a liberal, I am a gun owner and I don't want children to die (by guns or any other means). Your so called facts just failed you.

1/28/2013 10:06:25 PM

J. James

Maybe we want to limit the kinds of guns citizens are allowed to own because we want to lessen the death toll in these kinds of tragedies, and maybe even help avert them altogether.

Or, you know, maybe we are just thrilled when psychos with guns prove us right over and over and over and over and over. Because we like being right, and having public outcry on our side, more than we like living in a country where NONE of this horseshit is even necessary because there are SAFE, SANE gun regulations.

But no. We have the most guns in the world per capita, thrice as much as the next country, nearly a 1:1 ratio. We also have incredible rates of gun homicides, and yes, mass murder. We have quite possibly the LARGEST legal loophole in the world when it comes to buying guns NO QUESTIONS ASKED. Our level of gun control is inversely proportional with the sickening amount of fear-driven paranoid gun-worship spread by the likes of the NRA. Fucking Somalia would probably look on anarchic American gun ownership with a mixture of disgust and awe.

Frankly, it's the many, many responsible gun owners and gun sellers out there that are the only thing that stays my hand from advocating the complete and total abrogation of the second amendment altogether. At least some people can be trusted with such ridiculously irresponsible laws, governed only by their own restraint.

1/28/2013 10:18:31 PM

Stonespiral

Actually, when I saw it on the news I went on an unapologetic and venomous rant about cowardly, gun toting monsters who puss out like little bitches after a rampage and shoot themselves to my co-workers.

None of them, Conservative or Liberal, saw it any differently than I did.

1/28/2013 10:33:30 PM
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