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#1499733
Some fundies are so numb they don't even know when they are being fisted.
1/28/2013 5:18:38 PM
#1499734
tracer
Yes yes, and liberals eat babies.
1/28/2013 5:22:00 PM
#1499735
FatherFrank
So much hate. Although I guess I would be angry too if I was chained up in my basement like DoctorDoom must be.
1/28/2013 5:23:51 PM
#1499737
the_ignored
You know what? I'd give a hundred bucks for 5 minutes with that guy, in person...alone.
1/28/2013 5:25:20 PM
#1499746
Amaryllis
I had no idea "high five" meant "sat at my desk and cried". Weird.
1/28/2013 5:46:34 PM
#1499747
PinkRangerV
...Yeah. Disarming the populace with dead children. Drat. The conservatives uncovered our evil plot. How ever will we go on.
1/28/2013 5:51:02 PM
#1499749
farpadokly
Anyone want to tell me who's being referred to by these stupid nicknames? I know Obama, obviously.
1/28/2013 5:56:43 PM
#1499750
Well the last two are Democratic Underground, and this very site as well.
1/28/2013 6:00:53 PM
#1499755
Mech610
Fact: DoctorDoom has never actually met a liberal or read anything at all on the subject.
1/28/2013 6:17:44 PM
#1499762
GigaGuess
You betcha, that's why we're fighting for gun control, to ensure all kinds of gun violence will occur.
1/28/2013 6:31:18 PM
#1499764
teh_crzy
Yes. That's why my (liberal) boss, every time he came out of his office, asked what the latest was, shook his head, and swore. I think it couldn't actually have been further from high-fiving.
But, you know, other than that, you're completely right.
1/28/2013 6:46:20 PM
#1499765
Taiga
No, NOBODY wants children to die by gun violence or any other cause. Not liberals, not conservatives... only sick bastards and strawmen. There is no rational argument that can be constructed on the basis that your opponent wants to see children die.
And people generally want more gun control because they think it will cause less death... that does not translate to wanting more death because they think it will cause more gun control.
1/28/2013 6:49:18 PM
#1499767
Blackburns
The cold, hard facts: right wing gun nuts want children to die by gun violence, the more the better. I am 100% certain that they high-fived each other when the Sandy Hook tragedy was reported. To conservatives (e.g., O'Reilly, Bachman, Coulter, Limbaugh, and the vermin of the GOP), dead children are politically advantageous in terms of arming the populace against the imaginary boogieman.
Fixed.
1/28/2013 6:58:21 PM
#1499770
JohnConstantine
The colder harder fact is that you are a bastard. People like you are wastes of sperm and eggs.
1/28/2013 7:19:23 PM
#1499774
Liberals want children to die in firearms offences, therefore they want to make it harder to own a firearm - and consequently have fewer firearms in circulation..?
I am not sure you know how to logic.
1/28/2013 7:52:02 PM
#1499775
Sasha
It must be very frightening to live in your world, Doomie, where guns are more important than children.
1/28/2013 7:53:06 PM
#1499777
Dr.Shrinker
Let me guess, you want more good guys with guns to combat the bad guys with guns, right?
This may be news to you, but life is NOT an action movie!
1/28/2013 7:59:33 PM
#1499784
Reckoner
I guess it's easier to demonize your political opponents and assume that they are pure evil rather than listen to their position and come up with a logic argument.
1/28/2013 8:44:14 PM
#1499786
NonProphet
At this point, I'm fairly certain DoctorDoom knows he's full of shit, and just gets off on spewing his hateful bile .
1/28/2013 9:13:13 PM
#1499788
Rabbit of CaerbannogWhat is it with DoctorDoom and
fisting?
1/28/2013 9:52:00 PM
#1499789
CharlieE
Reminds me of the way Republicans secretly rejoice every time a baby is aborted. It just means more money for the party, and for them, everything is about the money.
1/28/2013 9:52:24 PM
#1499790
Rabbit of Caerbannog
@farpadokly
In order (and omitting Obama): Dianne Feinstein, Chuck Schumer, the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence, Democratic Underground and FSTDT.
1/28/2013 9:58:42 PM
#1499791
Arctic Knight
I'm a liberal, I am a gun owner and I don't want children to die (by guns or any other means). Your so called facts just failed you.
1/28/2013 10:06:25 PM
#1499793
J. James
Maybe we want to limit the kinds of guns citizens are allowed to own because we want to lessen the death toll in these kinds of tragedies, and maybe even help avert them altogether.
Or, you know, maybe we are just thrilled when psychos with guns prove us right over and over and over and over and over. Because we like being right, and having public outcry on our side, more than we like living in a country where NONE of this horseshit is even necessary because there are SAFE, SANE gun regulations.
But no. We have the most guns in the world per capita, thrice as much as the next country, nearly a 1:1 ratio. We also have incredible rates of gun homicides, and yes, mass murder. We have quite possibly the LARGEST legal loophole in the world when it comes to buying guns NO QUESTIONS ASKED. Our level of gun control is inversely proportional with the sickening amount of fear-driven paranoid gun-worship spread by the likes of the NRA. Fucking Somalia would probably look on anarchic American gun ownership with a mixture of disgust and awe.
Frankly, it's the many, many responsible gun owners and gun sellers out there that are the only thing that stays my hand from advocating the complete and total abrogation of the second amendment altogether. At least some people can be trusted with such ridiculously irresponsible laws, governed only by their own restraint.
1/28/2013 10:18:31 PM
#1499795
Stonespiral
Actually, when I saw it on the news I went on an unapologetic and venomous rant about cowardly, gun toting monsters who puss out like little bitches after a rampage and shoot themselves to my co-workers.
None of them, Conservative or Liberal, saw it any differently than I did.
1/28/2013 10:33:30 PM
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