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Bratty child, you have not shown ONE sign, not ONE trace, of scientific competence in your scribblings. You, like every other omniscient, self-worshipping juvenile, do not debate, discuss or argue. You merely attack. The only reasonable conclusion: science education in "skoolz" has become a pathetic joke, and you are the proof of that.

It would be futile to attempt to provoke an ignorant, arrogant pissant like you into engaging in an actual debate on the subject. I have yet to encounter an evowacko who is capable of anything other than snotty, hostile, insulting rhetoric. On the continuum of scientific knowledge, evozealots are between the paramecium and the lobotomized kumquat.


Please be considerate of the adults here. Go find a nice, dark corner, curl up in the fetal position, suck on one thumb, insert the other in your aft aperture, play switchfinger, and reflect in your primitive way on how much better life would be if you had a functioning brain.

Go back you your chatroom and try to impress your fellow barely-post-pubescent punks. Maybe they'll ask you to show them your "thing" again.

BTW, Bonzo, I was flaming when the best part of you ran down your daddy's furry leg and dripped on his banana peels.

[Emphasis mine.]

DoctorDoom, Where Liberty Dwells 52 Comments [1/29/2013 4:41:56 AM]
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Submitted By: David
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Canadia

If only everyone was as level-headed and amicable as you, Doom.

1/29/2013 4:49:14 AM

Filin De Blanc

A load of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

1/29/2013 5:08:51 AM

aebars

And the irony meter explodes.

1/29/2013 5:09:11 AM

Reynardine

DARVO

1/29/2013 5:20:29 AM



Gosh, Doomie, you sure pwned HIM with your sciency knowledge!

1/29/2013 5:27:55 AM

Jordab the Folf

God geez--
I should really start buying these irony meters in bulk.

1/29/2013 5:31:37 AM

KittyKaboom

The Good Doctor, accusing someone else of being snotty, insulting and hostile? Not to mention juvenile...?



Dammit, I have to slow down on my FSTDT intake. It's only Tuesday and that's the third fricking meter that's achieved fission.

1/29/2013 6:01:21 AM

KittyKaboom

@ Jordab the Folf:

Sorry, man. I didn't see yours before I posted mine. Great minds thinking alike and all that.

1/29/2013 6:02:49 AM

Felis >:3

"I have yet to encounter an evowacko who is capable of anything other than snotty, hostile, insulting rhetoric."

So you're an evowacko, then?


"BTW, Bonzo, I was flaming..."

It's not a good flame if you have to tell people it was a flame...


"... when the best part of you ran down your daddy's furry leg and dripped on his banana peels."

Aha! So! You DO admit that we came from apes then!

1/29/2013 6:08:54 AM

Doubting Thomas

Stop being snotty, hostile and insulting and leave that to the people who frequent conservative internet message boards.

1/29/2013 6:31:55 AM

SpukiKitty

My! Such a shiny mirror!

1/29/2013 6:34:55 AM

Mister Spak



1/29/2013 6:36:13 AM

D Laurier

Huh?

1/29/2013 6:54:55 AM

dionysus

On the continuum of scientific knowledge, evozealots are between the paramecium and the lobotomized kumquat.

Hey, biology major. Kumquats don't have frontal lobes so they can't get a lobotomy. As for evolution, I can prove it with three letters: ERV.

BTW, Bonzo, I was flaming

Damn, I wasn't expecting you to come out of the closet so suddenly. Took me by surprise.

1/29/2013 7:24:43 AM



Evowacko? That's not even clever. What happened to evilutionist?

1/29/2013 8:00:17 AM

Fella

Because DoctorDoom has NEVER said anything snotty, hostile, or insulting over the internet...*heavy sarcasm*

1/29/2013 8:11:06 AM

Horsefeathers

"I have yet to encounter an evowacko who is capable of anything other than snotty, hostile, insulting rhetoric."

You should probably reread what you're written since you're doing the same thing. In fact, you always do the same thing, Doom.

1/29/2013 8:15:01 AM

Papabear

Is this death by irony? Doctor Doom schooling someone on their scientific competence? My irony meter is a molten pool.

1/29/2013 8:27:30 AM

Dr.Shrinker

"I was flaming..."

- As a liberal, I consider what you do with guests in your own home to be your business Doom.

1/29/2013 8:30:18 AM

Anon-e-moose

"BTW, Bonzo, I was flaming"

...not so's you'd notice, with that cutoff T-shirt, leather chaps, pink feather boa you flung round your neck oh so faaaaabulously, as you entered your closet (with the artworks by Tom of Finland inside), all the while the above was bedecked in rainbow flags, and multicoloured neon signs, with speakers blaring out "I Am What I Am" by Gloria Gaynor, Ducky. >:D

1/29/2013 8:38:33 AM

J. James

The hypocrisy is palpable, how the hell does he not notice?!

1/29/2013 8:52:24 AM

Matante

Alright, Doom, I'll bring the debate up to your level, so you can feel intelectually fulfilled: You are a poop.

1/29/2013 8:58:57 AM

John

I just love a good, reasoned argument :-D

1/29/2013 9:38:15 AM

UHM

Show your biology degree or STFU.

1/29/2013 9:59:23 AM


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