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Quote# 9246

Like the animals made from the dust, man also married and produced children with Beings made from the water. That's where Cain's wife came from, and that is who Noah's grandsons married, on this Planet.

2Pillars, 123 Christian Forums 18 Comments [1/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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#12626
David D.G.

I'm not sure I follow this bit about \"Beings made from the water.\" What sort of creatures were these? Was Cain's wife a mermaid?

Since humans were \"made from the dust\" and we've got that lineage from the Beings \"made from the water,\" that would explain how children tend to get so muddy all the time.


~David D.G.

1/30/2006 10:32:36 PM
#12629
Sierra

So this is what the story of Jonah means.

1/30/2006 10:44:38 PM
#12632
Savrin

What?

1/30/2006 11:17:13 PM
#12633
Blurb

On *this* planet???

What planet you talkin' about?

1/30/2006 11:18:04 PM
#12635
Gadren

You know, I've always wondered why fundies have to create such crazy theories instead of something like Adam and Eve having many children before Cain that weren't mentioned in the Bible...I mean, that wouldn't be as far-out as aliens.

1/31/2006 12:20:22 AM
#12636
Jeremy

I like the fact that he capitalized \"Planet.\"

Captain Planet, He's our hero,
Gonna take pollution DOWN TO ZERO.
He's our powers magnified,
And he's fighting on the PLANET SIDE!

:::::YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS CAPTAIN PLANET!:::::

1/31/2006 12:23:24 AM
#12637
Bum

Jeremy: So does this mean that Gi is Cain's wife?

1/31/2006 12:43:38 AM
#12640
DrunkMonkey

And then the people made from fire mated with the people made from wind...

1/31/2006 1:59:20 AM
#12668
Acetv

C'mon people, say it with me!

EARTH!

1/31/2006 5:05:11 AM
#12715
Ens

FIRE!

1/31/2006 2:05:38 PM
#12719
llDayo

The animals were made from the dust? I thought they were brought forth (shitted out)?

And...

WIND!

1/31/2006 2:55:14 PM
#12739
TDR

erm. This guy is totally loony.

1/31/2006 4:20:22 PM
#12744
NonHomogenized

WATER!

1/31/2006 4:41:23 PM
#12765
David D.G.

Oh, what the heck....

HEART!

(I wanted to be Wind, darn it!)


~David D.G.

1/31/2006 6:33:07 PM
#12815
Bum

Poor David, now doomed forever to be compared to Ma-Ti.

2/1/2006 12:12:48 AM
#12817
CousinTed aka Captain Planet

By your powers combined I am...CAPTAIN PLANET!

2/1/2006 12:31:46 AM
#13116
King Jones

I always felt sorry for the poor sap who had to say their power was 'HEART'. Talk about odd man out.

I mean if I was an evil person what exactly would you do to me? Love me to death?

2/2/2006 5:08:14 PM
#1161645
kuribo

cite the chapter and verse, fucker

5/26/2010 4:54:37 PM
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