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['Is being gay really that bad?']

Scratching when you have the chicken pocks feel good, your nails seem made for it...but you shouldn't scratch because it's just going to tear your skin, and it's not really gonna help-it'll just intensify, so you have to keep going...my point? If it feel good...SO? And, then as a counterattack, why didn't God give women penises so they could be lesbians? And why don't guys have a vagina? If God wanted homosexuality, why don't you have both! It sounds good, he gives you a choice! Or, he would at least have allowed your anus to take...um..a beating. But, no, if you do that...anal seepage anyone?

attentionKmartshoppers, God And Science 30 Comments [1/31/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Savrin

Words fail me.

1/31/2006 2:39:37 AM

gregfl

anal seepage=god's master plan.

brilliant!

1/31/2006 2:46:20 AM

Dragon

I never found itching to feel good. It always feels like my nails are tearing at my skin, which feels slightly better than incessant and annoying itching.

1/31/2006 2:56:40 AM

Yahweh

>>I never found itching to feel good. It always feels like my nails are tearing at my skin, which feels slightly better than incessant and annoying itching.<<

Uh-oh, it must mean you're gay!

1/31/2006 3:28:58 AM

Phil

\"why didn't God give women penises so they could be lesbians?\"

Best argument ever.

1/31/2006 3:31:29 AM

PenetratingShaftOfTruthAndSemen

It is obvious that this guy is a troll. Please don't accept his comments anymore to this site. He is just an attention seeker.

1/31/2006 3:56:40 AM

Talisman

\"... why didn't God give women penises so they could be lesbians? And why don't guys have a vagina? If God wanted homosexuality, why don't you have both!\"

Someone's never heard of hermaphrodites apparently. By his thinking it seems god really does want homosexuality, at least for some.

1/31/2006 4:24:25 AM

gregfl

I am not so sure. I think he is a not-so-bright teenager. Peruse the God and science board and you will see what I mean.


1/31/2006 4:30:01 AM

Jade

I thought anal seepage was from eating too much Olestra.

1/31/2006 4:55:36 AM

rickyroma

I submitted the first kmartshoppers entry (\"ID is testable etc...\"). I know of him and assure you he is not a troll. Fundies do indeed say the most darndest of things!

1/31/2006 5:58:34 AM

Julian


I feel compelled to ask:
\"So this brain of yours that God gave you - WHY DON'T YOU ......... USE IT?\"

1/31/2006 8:41:58 AM

Julian

I still maintain if God did not condone anal penetration of any kind, he would've made assholes with teeth!

1/31/2006 8:43:25 AM

Julian

Oh - and most lesbians I know have a wide range of penises in all shapes and sizes...

1/31/2006 8:45:08 AM

David D.G.

A pox on your fallacious reasoning. Note the spelling.


~David D.G.

1/31/2006 4:05:01 PM

TDR

wow. Chicken pox. That's a powerful metaphor, man. I'm convinced. Shit, I should just convert right now, you've won me over with your reasoning.

1/31/2006 4:12:51 PM

Questioning

Well, actually, regular um,
\"stimulation\" of the anus and rectum,
SEEMS to lower the risks of colorectal
benign and malignant tumors in some studies AFAIK.

I guess it's God's will that Fundies
suffer a greater proportion of
ass cancer than the
\"Perverted,immoral,deviants\"

-My Two Bits.

1/31/2006 7:01:43 PM

King Spirula

\"anal seepage anyone?\"...I'll pass and stick with my ZephyrSprings water. And what is the \"anus beating\" that god could have allowed but didn't? Does that mean god has a soft spot for anuses?

1/31/2006 7:17:41 PM

pauline

If god didn't want men to be homosexual, why would he make the prostate so sensitive? And if he didn't want women to be homosexual, why didn't he just make it so that they couldn't get each other off, hm?

1/2/2007 11:07:10 PM

God

What makes you fundies think I care what goes on between two consenting adults in the bedroom? I'm trying to play Tetris over here.

3/17/2007 10:35:24 PM

Phoenix

Reason number eight billion and forty-six never to shop at KMart.

10/30/2007 4:52:26 PM

GigaGuess

If homosexuality is wrong, why is the male g-spot in the anus? And for that matter, the anus isn't much different in that capacity than a vagina, insofar as use doesn't make it loose. OVERuse does.

And why does god make me love a man if he doesn't want me to act on it? Why would he condemn me FOR that love? And if he could make man and woman, and finds sex so evil, why doesn't he just make people himself? Or is marriage not enough for you to monopolize? You need to keep sex for yourself too?

10/30/2007 6:22:02 PM

Anon

Savrin #13756 2006-Jan-31 02:39 A

Words fail me.



Words failed "attentionKmartshoppers" too. They failed him in the sense that they showed how fucking stupid he is.

10/30/2007 6:39:52 PM

Flatworm

And, then as a counterattack, why didn't God give women penises so they could be lesbians?


Some people just can't wrap their heads around the concept that lesbians just don't go for dick.

10/30/2007 7:08:51 PM

Ansem the Wise

I know more than one gay man with a vagina... :|

10/30/2007 7:39:09 PM

Demented Yenta

@#348494: I'm sure you'd feel right at home.

10/30/2007 8:24:19 PM
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