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[A letter to the editor about god only knows]

IT DOESN'T HAPPEN FUCKWAD FOR WE BELIEVE IN FREE SPEECH SO SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH YOUR WHINING GODDAMN MOUTHS!!!!!

(PROUDLY!) an American Son, Seattle Weekly 15 Comments [1/31/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
WTF?! || meh
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Julian

Follow the link everyone - it's hysterical!!!

The whole Seattle/LA dichotomy is like comparing 'Joey' to 'Frasier'.

1/31/2006 9:54:51 AM

Julian

He did well - only 15 spelling mistakes.

1/31/2006 9:57:22 AM

Tiny Bulcher

Oh, come on! That's surely a teenager on a dare. (Although changing the lyrics of your national anthem to include 'home of the fuckin brave and whatever' has a certain ring to it).

1/31/2006 10:42:42 AM

TammyFaye

i call troll (can you troll a newspaper? or is the seattle weekly a newspaper? i don't know.) i read the entire letter, and it's hilarious but:

he can't spell for a shit - but he can use the word \"pithy\" correctly?

i call troll!

1/31/2006 12:25:57 PM

Crosis

We believe in free speech, but apparently we don't think others should be allowed to use it ...

And yes, the rest of it is pretty hysterical (in both senses of the word).

1/31/2006 1:24:58 PM

NonHomogenized

I concur with TammyFaye. I noticed the appropriate usage of \"pithy\", and the inconsistency between that and the general poor quality of writing in the rest of the letter, and I'm inclined to think this is either satire, trolling, or some other sort of joke.

1/31/2006 4:26:49 PM

sadchristian

What an asshole

1/31/2006 4:30:29 PM

Blurb

That's pretty harsh fucking language for a goddamn fucking newspaper.

Fuck!

1/31/2006 7:21:19 PM

birdseatbugs

The Seattle Weekly is an alternative paper -- it's not a newspaper like the Seattle Post-Intelligencer or the Seattle Times are newspapers. I think it's supposed to be \"funny\" and \"cool\", but I've never seen it that way.

The people that write to/for it seem to pride themselves on the fact that they get to swear!!! in their paper, which often seemed to replace actual thinking/reporting.

1/31/2006 10:02:57 PM

Jade

\"I mean, look a guy like you (probably with some fag English degree from one of those left wing colleges)...\"

You fag went to one of them dab-burned learnin' schools! That's Un-'merican!

1/31/2006 10:11:25 PM

Kyle

Patrick has me absolutely convinced with his water-tight argument. Whatever it is he's arguing for or against, I'm with him.

Er, sorry. I meant, I'M WITH HIM!!!!

2/1/2006 3:53:15 AM

El Cubano

Hey, we believe in free speech too! Yay! Lets hang out!

9/8/2006 3:00:28 AM



How not to make sense in 10 seconds.

1/1/2010 6:22:43 PM

I Read About The Afterlife

Did he really just say that he beleive in free speech, and then, in the same breath, tell someone to shut up? What the hell?

3/8/2010 10:06:25 AM



Derp

12/28/2011 4:37:47 AM
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