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Science is in fact a religion, it is called scientology, it is the hot new hollywood crze of the stars. And religion is in fact science.

bhowe, Christian Forums 36 Comments [1/31/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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WTF?! || meh

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Oh, that is good... Scientology? Seriously?

I suppose L. Ron Hubbard received tons of Nobel prizes for discovering it, right?

1/31/2006 5:20:00 PM


This deserves a WTF award or something. He's clearly been on the shrooms.

1/31/2006 5:35:02 PM

David D.G.

Oh, don't even get me started on this one. This is right up there with geocentrism for nonreality.

~David D.G.

1/31/2006 5:44:11 PM


Yes, the names of things can tell you all you need to know about them.

1/31/2006 5:47:33 PM


If that's true, Amos, I'm gonna change my last name to \"ChickMagnet.\"

1/31/2006 6:55:58 PM


\"And religion is in fact science.\"

And it's studied at universities and continually tested at laboratories. I think I'm becoming religious.

1/31/2006 6:57:55 PM


oh jeez. That's all Tom Cruise needs - more credibility.

1/31/2006 8:24:57 PM

David D.G.

I doubt there's a way to give Tom Cruise (or Scientology, for that matter) LESS credibility than exists already. It's almost a shame that the word \"science\" wasn't trademarked or something when it was coined, to prevent such abuses of it as \"Christian Science,\" \"Scientology,\" \"Creation Science,\" and so forth. But I suppose that would have created its own problems, too.

Bottom line here, without going to the trouble of correcting the myriad errors of fact and reasoning in bhowe's post: Scientology and Science, while their names are somewhat similar, are WORLDS apart in both nature and substance.

~David D.G.

1/31/2006 9:19:39 PM


hmmm...this is interesting, science and scientology= the same thing. Now lets see where this leads.

Christy Alley...professor of Biology

Tom Cruise...Astrophysics

John Travolta....Geology

Science will never be the same. Gee thanks.

1/31/2006 9:51:46 PM


Gotta love it when the relgious use \"religion\" as a put down. Talk about revealing one's TRUE opinion of faith-based beliefs!

1/31/2006 9:58:30 PM


I just...

I'm speechless. Surely people aren't that ignorant? Please tell me the stupid isn't contagious...

1/31/2006 9:59:10 PM


Science is EVIL and Hollybarebackwood is EVIL, so when he heard that Scientology was big among actors... 2+2=5.

Although for the life of me I can't work out how religion is a science.

1/31/2006 10:12:00 PM


I don't know what to say in response to something like this. I'm a bit dumbfounded, honestly, so I'll do the only thing I can think to do (other than cry).

*points and laughs at bhowe*

1/31/2006 10:14:05 PM


Don't you know?

(saying you're saved) - (acting in a way that a Christian should act) + (bigotry) = fundamentalism!

1/31/2006 10:16:40 PM


\"Cutest Fundie of the Month\" award?

1/31/2006 10:55:04 PM


Someone needs an e-meter shoved up their ass!

2/1/2006 1:53:52 AM


It's good to be able to come here and get a good laugh. bhowe should get together with 2Pillars and go on the road.

2/1/2006 2:10:19 AM

King Jones

Up is Down, Left is Right...I'm now a black left handed woman.

2/2/2006 3:23:34 PM


Okay... so 2 + 2 = fish. It is logical

Oh, wait...

5/27/2008 5:13:51 PM


Science is in fact a religion, it is called scientology, it is the hot new hollywood crze of the stars. And religion is in fact science.

So since religion is science, and science is scientology....

All religions must be science!

6/23/2008 10:31:00 PM


Oh, you did NOT.

6/23/2008 10:38:06 PM


Dude, scientology was based on the belief (actually, on a scifi book) that an alien named Xenu kidnapped the souls of aliens, brainwashed them, then released them upon Earth to infect humans, and that the only way to get rid of them is to sneeze, fart, cough, burp, etc. until they're all gone. Does that sound like science to you? (Though to you I guess that would.)

7/1/2008 11:59:03 PM


is this in the top 100? it should be

4/1/2009 2:06:26 PM


Oh, dear gods... ::facepalm::


4/1/2009 2:11:10 PM


Unfortunately for you, ignorance is not truth, and stupidity is not, in fact, intelligence.

4/1/2009 2:18:55 PM
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