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Noah either went to school with the Yellow Emperor [<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellow_Emperor" target="_blank">this guy</a>];
Or, Noah was the Yellow Emperor prior to the flood/Babel, as well as Yu after the flood/Babel; something I think is a very likely at this point.

Duane Morse, Bibleforums.org 7 Comments [1/31/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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ssdexecutor

So, the options are
a.) Noah was a classmate (?) of the Emperor of China
or
b.) Noah WAS the Emperor of China
What is the basis for this?

1/31/2006 11:27:00 PM

NonHomogenized

That's easy, ssdexecutor. If you follow the bible geneologies back to the flood, then Noah must be a contemporary of the Yellow Emperor. Since we have records of a culture lasting through the supposed flood, their leader must have been noah.
Also, the chinese claim to be descended from the Yellow Emperor. Since OBVIOUSLY all humans on earth are descended from Noah, Noah MUST BE the Yellow Emperor...

Don't look at me like that. It makes sense to people like Duane Morse, not me.

2/1/2006 1:01:06 AM

Julian


Wait the yellow Emporer was from another planet?

We should get this guy together with the one that thought ET Noah raped some apes to make humankind.

And get \"Mr\" Hovind to judge!

2/1/2006 1:51:45 AM

TDR

Or, you could go and take a few history classes.

2/1/2006 9:24:08 PM

Peachy

It's true. Ironically while in school Noah took woodshop, and YE took Phys Ed. Guess which one got the Ark contract?

2/10/2006 1:21:29 AM

FinalArbiterOfMyMorality

what

2/17/2012 7:40:05 AM

Anon-e-moose

"Noah either went to school with the Yellow Emperor"

Didn't the supposerd 'Global Flood' occur before the reign of Emperor Huangdi? It certainly happened during the era of ancient China's existence; yet, for some unfathomable reason, there was absolutely no mention of a supposedly cataclysmic civilisation-annihilating 'Flood' in it's records. And the ancient Chinese were sticklers for record-keeping (natch), which is why we know so much about them.

Like I say, the ancient Chinese existed before said 'Flood'; even before literal YEC Biblical history itself. It existed during said 'Flood'. It existed after it too. Why? (check one):

[ ] At that time, the Chinese mainland was higher than Mount Everest, thus it survived said 'Flood'. Thus contradicting the Bible, therefore annihilating it & your 'beliefs'.

[ ] There was no 'Global Flood'; those who codified the Bible as we know it today ripped off other earlier myhologies' 'Flood' legends. Thus contradicting the Bible, therefore annihilating it & your 'beliefs'.

Choose wisely.

"Or, Noah was the Yellow Emperor prior to the flood/Babel, as well as Yu after the flood/Babel; something I think is a very likely at this point."

(*Switches to Doug Piranha mode*)

And the Bible was "The Water Margin"*, "Romance of the Three Kingdoms"**, "Journey to the West" & "Dream of the Red Chamber", amirite?!

*- Ye gods, but I loved watching that on BBC 2 in the 70s/80s!

**- The original can be a bit too dry, which is why I prefer the anime 'adaptations': "Ikkitousen" and "Koihime Musou"

2/17/2012 8:41:00 AM
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