Interesting hypothesis. In order for this to become a theory we need some experimental data.
Please try to have sex with a poisonous reptile of your choice and report back the results...
2/1/2006 1:44:57 AM
Julian: That seems like cruelty towards those poisonous reptiles...
2/1/2006 2:11:24 AM
So... Christians come from the devil?
2/1/2006 2:26:49 AM
So... I know snakes were phallic symbols in some ancient cultures, but I didn't think it went THAT far.
2/1/2006 2:48:06 AM
So, women can't get pregnant from eating fruit, but they can from having sex with a snake?
I wonder -- why can't fundies take things like \"you come from your father the devil\" as a symbolic or spiritual message, instead of a literal genetic one? After all, if that was so, then wouldn't Jesus and Mary also be from the devil?
2/1/2006 3:17:56 AM
Really - I give it 30 second till it's munching on his gooseberries. Oh I see your point CT!
2/1/2006 3:28:50 AM
I'm not sure I want to know the thought process that spawned this post.
2/1/2006 6:49:24 AM
Wait, was the serpent actually Satan? I thought it was just a serpent?
2/1/2006 3:44:34 PM
Pharisees were only half Jewish? No, they were completely orthodox Jewish, which was as much their downfall. Jesus tried to change that, but it appears the litiguous, power-hungry and self-righteous bastards made it right back into his perfect church.
2/1/2006 5:30:34 PM
huh? Run that one past me again, Mark. I think I fell off at the bend.
2/1/2006 9:13:12 PM
It was a normal snake, possessed by Lucifer. This psycho twisted it.
7/18/2006 11:01:46 PM
beguiled = decieved. not seduced.
12/8/2006 3:00:10 AM
Man Called True
Say... Mark Bryan really didn't think this one out, did he? If Satan as the serpent knocked up Eve, that means that the kid involved would be Cain.
Now, I know a lot of fundies think \"the mark of Cain\" are African features, but that's a matter for a different post. Is Mark Bryan trying to came Jews come from Cain?
...wow, no matter how I twist it none of this makes sense.
12/8/2006 5:52:01 AM
There actually is the belief among some Christians that the \"forbidden fruit\" was a euphamism for sex. The Serpent had sex with Eve and she turned around and had sex with Adam. Cain was the child of the Serpent and Able was the child of Adam. It makes perfect sense! ...except for the snake having sex with a human and producing a child. Yeah...
12/8/2006 8:53:07 AM
10/5/2007 4:09:29 PM
The religious material I subscribe to, mentions that Christ was the snake, and god raped Eve twice. So yeah, if god=Satan (with which I'm inclined to agree), Mark has a point.
10/5/2007 5:30:53 PM
Unless the devil shape-shifted into a human and then back into a snake, or something. Given what a sexist Adam was (he got upset with Lilith because she had the "audacity" to want to be on top), maybe Eve figured that Lucifer would be a bit more laid-back.
This guy's a pervert. I foresee him writing bad fanfiction in the future.
11/12/2007 8:38:50 PM
"We know a woman can't have a child by eatin' friut"
I guess our messages are finally starting to sink in!
4/28/2008 9:48:08 PM
Hey thats the very same subject my Bible slash fanfic explores...
4/28/2008 9:58:20 PM
ehm... does he claim that Jews are little devils?
4/28/2008 11:35:19 PM