OK, I’m sick and tired of all this crap. Can we just declare liberals as dangerous animals and do something appropriate with them? Reasoned discussion, historical facts, and providing opportunity for all people in the US isn’t working. So the only thing that will make sense is just to round them up and get rid of them.
Since I’m not the violent kind I suggest we round them up and sell them as slaves to a foreign country. We can use the money we get to help pay down the national debt.
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Translation: "I yelled, lied, insulted, and misrepresented history and they didn't believe me, so get rid of them."
J. James
Increasingly, what you see happening is liberals and democrats adopting popular positions, telling the truth, and in general trying to make the best of things. In response, republicans and conservatives are... Adopting the opposite, unpopular positions out of spite, constructing a fantasy world free of objective reality, and in general lying and obstructing and making the country go to hell in a handbasket.
So WHO is being unreasonable here?
Yes, because when you can't convince reasonable people that your position is reasonable, the solution is to take them by force and turn them into slaves.
That worked so well in the end for the Nazis. Oh wait...
Reasoned discussion, historical facts, and providing opportunity for all people in the US isn’t working.
I'm calling Poe on this one. This is an incomprehensible level of wilful ignorance otherwise.
And who would accept them? Slavery is illegal around the world, no respectable nation buys slaves. Also, if the western world needs someone gone, it's horrible people like you.
@Ironchew
Unfortunately, I've seen this mindset in many Tea Party Conservatives. They take (usually out of context) little bits of history that agrees with them, use some big words, and then proceed to call that a reasoned debate.
"Reasoned discussion, historical facts, and providing opportunity for all people"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hahaha... ha... Okay, stop joking and continue admitting that you hate everything that isn't white, rich, Christian, conservative, straight, and male.
I hate to break it to you Laurie, but some liberals own guns and know how to use them. Many have even done military service in defence of the United States and its Constitution. You know, the one that declares slavery illegal?
We can use the money we get to help pay down the national debt.
You're kidding, right? The money would go to the people who captured and sold slaves, not the government. That would be socialisms!!
Yeah, your the warm and fuzzy type, huh? You don't wanna kill anyone, just take away reason, facts, opportunity, from liberals and sell them into slavery.
What a nice man.
Please choke?
We aren't the ones suggesting that people who disagree with us should be sold into slavery mate, methinks you are the dangerous one.
also lotsa luck enslaving millions of people without using violence.
Considering that the Liberals won the latest election, you have a LOT of people to round up, and not as many to do the rounding-up.
You're sick and tired of being forced to argue your point and to present relevant facts behind it? Poor wittle you! Please grow up and accept that there will always be people opposing you, but that most reasonable people still think we should stick with human rights and democracy.
Why not be thankful that you live in a country with just one opposing party, and not seven as in Sweden? We still manage to keep most discussions more or less reasoned.
Laurie,
If you are speaking English at least get the meaning of the words right.
Liberal is (dictionary definition:
1.favorable to progress or reform, as in political or religious affairs.
2. ( often initial capital letter ) noting or pertaining to a political party advocating measures of progressive political reform.
3. of, pertaining to, based on, or advocating liberalism, especially the freedom of the individual and governmental guarantees of individual rights and liberties.
4. favorable to or in accord with concepts of maximum individual freedom possible, especially as guaranteed by law and secured by governmental protection of civil liberties.
5. favoring or permitting freedom of action, especially with respect to matters of personal belief or expression: a liberal policy toward dissident artists and writers.
If you are you against these things, then you possibly favour totalitarianism mixed with theocracy.
America, reject right-wing redefining of words!!!
To pay down all the debt you'd need to sell "liberals", assuming they're half the country, for 100000$ each. Humans are not that expensive on the slave market. I guess you could cut them up and sell the organs, though, but the price for organs would plummet from the sudden increase in supply.
Oh wait, you're not the violent kind. My bad.
Reasoned discussion, historical facts, and providing opportunity for all people in the US isn’t working. So the only thing that will make sense is just to round them up and get rid of them.
Typical conservative "We can't refute their arguments so let's get rid of them" attitude. And yet, I'm guessing that Laurie probably ironically says that fascism is a bad thing.
As an aside, I watched the cartoon they're all up in arms about, and it's pretty funny. I suggest you click on the link and watch it.
Ever get the sense that Moonbattery and sites like it are where certain people come to have little masturbatory revenge fantasies about rounding people up and executing them to compensate for their unfulfilled lives? Their wages have gone down and their taxes have gone up, thanks to the machinations of a financial elite, fully supported by both parties, and that leads to a kind of frustration and anger that they can only release by scapegoating somebody, in this case "liberals".
"Since I’m not the violent kind I suggest we round them up and sell them as slaves to a foreign country" Um, that would still be violent.
"We can use the money we get to help pay down the national debt". Um. You do realise that slavery is illegal. Pretty much everywhere.
"Can we just declare liberals as dangerous animals and do something appropriate with them?"
No, because then who would pay taxes to deliver welfare benefits to the moonbat red states?
So the only thing that will make sense is just to round them up and get rid of them.
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I suggest we round them up and sell them as slaves
And yet it's LIBERALS who are the dangerous ones.
Reasoned discussion, historical facts, and providing opportunity for all people in the US isn’t working.
Clearly not as you appear dead set on repeating history and as we all know, that's usually a symptom of not knowing your history.
Define "liberal."
The American definition is different from the European definition is different from the classical definition is different from the insane fundie "definition."
So if you rounded up ALL the liberals you'd need to round up the libertarians as well, and start purging your own party. And we all know how well that works.
*Oh, and if you're reading this Mr. Fundie, that last bit was sarcasm. Not sure if you got that.
@crimson ghost: happy birthday from across the internet! *have a cupcake*
last time i checked, slavery was a violent action. not eliminating the possibility that this is a poe/troll, but yeah... just the idea of getting rid of the opposition is violent.
i should know, i'm the resident devil's advocate at my university, or naysmith as i call myself. by bringing up the opposite point of view, i force my colleagues to double check their arguments until they're bulletproof. some people have mistakenly called me: neo-nazi, hard right, extreme right, terrorist sympathizer, pro-war, pro-israel, pro-palestine, misogynist, misandrist, and stalinist.
not bad for an outspoken pacifist.
[asshat mode activate] also, laurie: check the price on human slaves. seriously, even selling all the liberals in the US of A won't even add a drop to pay the national debt. humans are cheap. try and get them to think up ways of reinjecting the economy with new gadgets to build, opening jobs. no, meat foundries are not a good idea [/asshat]
Laurie and her fellows appears to have no conception of "reasoned discussion, historical facts, and providing opportunity for all people in the US". I haven't heard any of them from the right-wing in a very long time.
Send them over to Australia. We could do with a few more people with above average intelligence and education.
Let's do an exchange. You can have our reactionaries and Bibletards, we'll take your liberals. You already have Ken Ham and you seem to like him.
Since you don't want them, how does 10 liberals for one dim-wit reactionary or half- baked Bible thumper sound?
"Reasoned discussion, historical facts, and providing opportunity for all people in the US isn’t working"
Have you tried using these things in your discussions, rather then, y'know...not?
@Palifox- While I'm sure a lot of liberals appreciate your offer, I can't imagine many would want to move to the psycho death island that is Australia. Seriously, how do you live in a country where everything wants to fucking kill you?
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