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For the sake of argument, let's dispense with the liberal "birthers" bullshit. There are millions of aware, troubled Americans who are NOT willing to suck the "historic" Marxist's dick because of his skin color and ignore the very real question of his constitutional eligibility for the office of POTUS. Insultingly dismissing concerned, politically savvy citizens with a mindless buzzword is what liberals do. It's akin to calling critics of Gorebull Warming "deniers". Never mind the arguments. Just defame them.


If [Obama] is proven to be ineligible, it's not a matter of, "Will it happen?" By definition, a bill that has been signed into law by a person who is not qualified to sign it has not been enacted. It is not a law, no matter how much one wants it to be so. Ignoring that reality would change nothing, and it would signal the collapse of the US legislative system.

A world-shaking constitutional crisis would result from Obastard being proven to have been unqualified for office. For one thing, America would have been without a president since January 20, 2009, in violation of Article II of the Constitution. As such, nothing involving the POTUS performing an executive action was valid, by definition. If a person is not legitimately the President of the United States, the person could not have acted in that capacity.

It matters not one phucking iota that the result of that revelation would be devastating. One cannot escape the consequences by pretending that the causes did not happen or are irrelevant. To say, "Well, it's done and we can't change it, so we must live with it," is intolerable and more disastrous to America than the ineligibility of the president for the office. Elections and reelections don't alter reality. If the person in that office is not there legally, he is not the POTUS, period, no matter what tens of millions of deceived voters thought.

It behooves America to get the cold, hard facts. All of the credible evidence points to Obastard not being a natural-born US citizen. What do deliberately forged birth certificates say? What does a faked SS number say? What do millions of dollars spent burying every trace of his past say?

"Barrack has led by example, when we took our trip to Africa and visited his home country in Kenya, we took a public HIV test." What does that unjoking admission by Moochelle during a June 2008 campaign speech say?

This country MUST know the truth. It wouldn't be "nice" to know. It is mandatory to know. Even if he had been out of office for a decade when the facts were proven, the consequences would be no less horrific. Everything he did in his eight years of illegal occupancy of the People's House would be nullified. And the longer we wait, the worse it will be.

I for one would be relieved if that asshole DID prove his legitimacy. Then he could be opposed strictly on his record. However, anyone who isn't lip-locked on his phallus knows that he and his lackeys have gone out of their way to avoid answering the question of his eligibility. What the phuck is he hiding?

Clueless appeasers trying to bury the issue with chants of "birthers" are doing no one any favors.

DoctorDoom, Where Liberty Dwells 21 Comments [3/5/2013 4:15:28 AM]
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What in fuck's sake would you believe? What, if anything, would you accept as proof that he's an actual-for-real-and-for-true American by birth?

Also, am I the only one who remembers how back in the 90s, the GOP really wanted to overturn the birthright requirement for US prez so a certain popular, fairly conservative Austrian could run for prez?

3/5/2013 4:20:52 AM


Why isn't this in RSTDT?

3/5/2013 5:40:24 AM

Filin De Blanc

Nobody cares about this idiot drum you're still beating, Doom.

3/5/2013 5:47:06 AM

Happy Atheist

The good Doctor's definition of 'credible' appears to be only things that agree with what he really wishes were true.

This is more CSTDT than RSTDT because the Birther movement is more mind-blowingly bizarre for its conspiratorial aspects and lack of reasonable, or as the good Doctor says credible, evidence than its racist qualities. When it comes down to it, the whole Birther thing is just one big racist conspiracy theory.

3/5/2013 5:48:28 AM

Stike of Seville

Even if Obama was born in Kenya, the natural born citizen rule is just a piece of legal red tape which can be cut at any time, just like every other piece of legislation.

3/5/2013 6:00:45 AM


Since Obama's citizenship has been proven to everybody who isn't an insane racist, Doombot can whistle for all it matters.

3/5/2013 6:46:56 AM


him again :D

what bullshit.

3/5/2013 7:48:04 AM

Hasan Prishtina

It is not a law, no matter how much one wants it to be so.

If you think that's true, why not test it out in the courts? Give me a minute while I get the popcorn.

3/5/2013 8:12:57 AM

Doubting Thomas

You would think that if any of this were true someone would have found concrete evidence of it by now. Maybe Donald Trump needs to get his crack private detectives back on the job after they came up snake eyes in Hawaii. But I'm sure Obama was fully vetted & cleared by the Federal Election Commission, whose job it is to check validity of candidates for president. It's not like they'd just let anyone run without making sure they met the requirements.

I for one would be relieved if that asshole DID prove his legitimacy.

I seriously doubt that. He did do this by providing his birth certificates and you idiots rejected it all as "faked." You'll never be happy with anything other than the idea that he was born in Kenya.

And yes, I do remember how much the GOP wanted to remove the natural born citizen requirement back when they thought they could get Ah-node to run for president. For some reason, being a natural born citizen didn't seem to be such a big idea back then, but allow a black man to run for office and it's the most important thing ever.

3/5/2013 8:39:29 AM

J. James

Strike of Seville, he would be a natural born citizen anyway because his mother is an American citizen. You only need to spend 5 years here and be born to an American parent to be considered a "natural born citizen."

3/5/2013 8:48:05 AM


How did the pregnant Stanley Ann Obama get to Kenya without removing money from the bank or purchasing any airline or ship tickets, or without going through customs? She would have had to travel through at least 3 countries. How did she get back with a newborn, again, without going through any customs? Who was her accomplice in the Hawaiian registry office? And above all, why would anyone go to all this trouble? Being born in Kenya would confer absolutely no political, financial, or social advantage on baby Obama.

3/5/2013 9:53:04 AM


roflmfao @ "politically savvy citizens". Must be opposite day in Latveria.

3/5/2013 9:55:40 AM


So let me get this straight Doom, you think the best way to fight off the claim that you're a conspiracy theorist is to claim that the claim you are a conspiracy theorist is a conspiracy? Well, that does explain how you could fall for the conspiracy theory in the first place.

3/5/2013 11:49:31 AM


All the Obama conspiracies in one handy-easy-to-use-chart:

3/5/2013 3:55:06 PM


Maybe he just doesn't want to waste time on complete nutters who will hate him regardless of what he does.

3/5/2013 11:27:08 PM


The really stupid thing is the birthers filed a court case after Obama's first election and the Supreme Court declined to hear it. You'd think if they were all that worried about a "world-shaking constitutional crisis" they would have at least reviewed the case. That pretty much tells you how they would rule, doesn't it?

They're not worried because it doesn't matter where he was born since one of his parents is an American citizen. He could have been born on the moon and he'd still be a natural born citizen.

This is why no one with more than two brain cells to rub together cares. Unfortunately for DoctorDoombot, he's not a member of that elite group.

3/6/2013 5:17:40 AM

Rabbit of Caerbannog

So you don't like being called a Birther? How about the phrase "ignorant racist clown"? Better?

3/6/2013 4:51:40 PM


Bullshit, no matter how you handle it, is still bullshit.

3/6/2013 6:13:46 PM


Well, if your insane rantings were even true, then thanks to good old Presidential succession Joe Biden will be president and the administration will continue.

3/7/2013 11:46:53 AM


To think that this same guy once said somewhere that he applauded the ending of "ad-hom" attacks on the board that he was posting on!

3/7/2013 6:23:24 PM


We know the truth. Obama is an American. He was always an American. No amount of frothing on the 'birther's part is going to change that.

3/7/2013 7:39:56 PM

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