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You're the only person on here that understands the true point. The true point of fluoride is a spiritual war on our minds, it is designed to ruin our ability to spiritually awaken, by damaging the spiritual gland called the Pineal gland, which is known by all religious groups to be the "seat of the soul." Fluoride has nothing to do with teeth. Fluoride also kills us quickly, by shortening our life span, because the Pineal gland regulates your life span.

Charles Seiler, Mommyish 20 Comments [3/8/2013 4:08:34 AM]
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Submitted By: Amaryllis
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Reynardine

I lived four years someplace where there was so much natural fluoride in the water the municipal water company took some out and sold it to toothpaste companies. I'm damn near seventy, don't have a cavity, schlep feed sacks, and think a lot more clearly than this guy.

3/8/2013 4:48:59 AM



The Catholic Church acknowledges this remarkable " truth" about the pineal gland? The new Pope will be astonished to learn that.

3/8/2013 5:56:22 AM



Altogether now ... Precious Bodily Fluids!

3/8/2013 6:00:22 AM

A Buddhist

Buddhism teaches that the soul is an illusion.

3/8/2013 6:49:39 AM

Dr. Razark

Wing Attack, Plan R!

3/8/2013 7:18:10 AM

Doubting Thomas

And yet, people are living longer these days.

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The government is sapping our precious bodily fluids!

3/8/2013 7:24:11 AM

J. James

There is no such thing as a spiritual gland, you imbecile.

3/8/2013 9:10:42 AM

fishtank

o rly?

3/8/2013 9:11:07 AM

nazani14

I'm so disappointed in your conspiro-nuts this month. All sorts of exciting political and world events have happened in March, and something from the '50s is all you can come up with?

Y'know, I only had one semester of chemistry in my whole life, yet somehow I managed to grasp the concept of elements bonding to form stable compounds. This is why I don't fear fluoride toothpaste, vaccines preserved with thimerosol, or expect to fizz around the room and explode when I ingest sodium chloride.

3/8/2013 9:47:52 AM



"the spiritual gland called the Pineal gland"


3/8/2013 11:38:03 AM

mattiedef

So... Biology from the 1700s? Goodx to know, nutters.

3/8/2013 12:51:45 PM

fromdownunder

Ice Cream Mandrake...children's Ice Cream?

3/8/2013 4:20:00 PM

Sheridan

Better not tell him about xylitol in chewing gum.

3/8/2013 7:58:45 PM



I thought the thallamus was supposed to be our spiritual centre (If you believe any of that).

3/8/2013 9:22:24 PM

Sergeant343

I have a friend who says the same thing basically, but instead of "Seat of the soul" he calls it the third eye. Law of one believer, either way shit is fucking stupid

3/8/2013 10:22:01 PM

Sergeant343

ignore

3/9/2013 12:52:40 AM

breakerslion

You have obviously mistaken H.P. Lovecraft for all religious groups. Understandable, but don't let it happen again.

3/9/2013 12:07:34 PM

Seeker Lancer

I wish I could count how many teeth she has.

I bet it wouldn't take very long.

3/9/2013 12:24:16 PM

Ebon

No. Just no.

3/9/2013 8:03:47 PM

Agahnim

I see a physical assault on tooth decay.

3/19/2013 4:28:27 PM
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