Scientists are unable to understand the complexity of blood. They know that it too, has it's own undecipherable communication code. They also know that it is the very essence of life. Many are beginning to even admit that the soul of a person is in the blood, a soul, created by intelligent design, a soul that can only be created... by God!
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Fundies have told us what they think scientists do. They, and I quote, "make up something that makes a jot of sense, then convince enough people that it's true. Voila! Science!"
THIS IS TRUE GODDAMMIT!!!!!!!
In Leviticus 15, it was written that a woman was unclean when menstruating (stick with me) and on the 8th day she had to go to a temple and sacrifice two pidgeons to the Lord, and their blood would make her clean again!
SO HOW DOES SCIENCE EXPLAIN THAT YOU SMARTY PANTS - CLEVER CLOGS?
Oh man... OK back to science? Do you know why turds are the colour they are? A lot of it is dead red blood cells.
Are you hypothesising that:
* we shit out our soul bit by bit? (which could explain aging and death to a retard)
* our bones generate our soul anew?
* blood transfusions are someone else's soul. (Bloody Jehovah's witnesses)
* Leukemia, Anaemia and other deficiencies are demons?
* We don't need to go to church we just need to take iron tablets?
DAMN SOUL SUCKING MOSQUITOES!!!
Yup, scientist don't understand blood. That is why there is no hematology dept. in hospital labs. There is no ABO testing, no apheresis, no transfusion science, no platelet counts, no hematacrit counts, no blood differential counts or complete counts, no blood gases, no blood chemistry tests, no blood toxicology tests, no clotting factor tests. But, science mucks around all the time drawing peoples souls into syringes. Damn scientists!
Start with an unfounded, illogical assumption, look where you end up. READ A BASIC BIOLOGY BOOK AND REMEMBER, FIRST BRAIN, THEN MOUTH!!!!!
Start with an unfounded, illogical assumption, look where you end up. READ A BASIC BIOLOGY BOOK AND REMEMBER, FIRST BRAIN, THEN MOUTH!!!!!
There are many things that the medical community doesn't understand YET...and that's the key word. The brain, for instance, is the least understood organ in the body...much more so than blood. However, in time, we will unravel these, using scientific, not religious, theories. At the very least, we're looking ahead to explanations and not looking backwards.
Lol....these fundies are such idiots (and I truly try not to refer to people this way)......wake the hell up and realize that by trying to lesser the scientific knowledge, all you are doing is showing how amazingly stupid you are (and ask Julian.....I rarely use the word "stupid"). Fundy....if you want to go one-on-one with me.....say the fucking word..I'm there.
It's a lot easier to go to church than it is to become a biologist.
What is the name for the emotion I feel when I think about these people? A blend of frustration, hatred, sadness, fear, and a little bit of conflicted empathy. Fundie-induced theophobic anxiety?
"Many (scientists) are beginning to even admit that the soul of a person is in the blood,..."
- Name five. Please include their fields of study and where they got their degrees from.
blood talks ? what does it communicate with ?
How quickly does the soul grow back ? I have had a LOT of blood tests.
Hey ! maybe I am now like Voldemort with Horcruxes that make me unkillable.
> Scientists are unable to understand the complexity of blood.
[citation needed]
> They know that it too, has it's own undecipherable communication code.
[citation needed]
> They also know that it is the very essence of life.
Because it carries oxygen, sugar, and other nutrients to the rest of your body.
Scientists may one day invent a suitable replacement for blood.
> Many are beginning to even admit that the soul of a person is in the blood
[citation needed]
The soul, if it exists, is in the BRAIN, not the blood. Giving someone your blood doesn't transfer your consciousness to their body. A brain transplant, on the other hand, would. (Or it would at the very least give them your memories and personality.)
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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