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[On 2016 Democrat Party Predictions]

I know this is old hat, but I tell you now, if this abomination happens I am taking my family north and teaching them to speak Canadian.

Signguy, Rapture Ready 74 Comments [3/18/2013 3:57:13 PM]
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Da Rat Bastid

Actually, most Canadians speak English like we do. The ones who don't, they speak... *mock horror* ...French.

As if that isn't enough, they have socialized healthcare, more gun restrictions (though, thankfully, not yet as many as Europe), and they've legalized same-sex marriage!

3/18/2013 4:06:04 PM

Karana

....are you serious? Canadian?

I speak English. Yes..just plain old English.

I hope this is a POE :/

3/18/2013 4:06:31 PM

Nerikull_Murakami

I know this is old hat, but I tell you now, if this abomination happens I am taking my family north and teaching them to speak Canadian.

PROTIP: You already do.

@Da Rat Bastid: Don't you love how so-called neo-cons always say they will go to a country that is likely MORE liberal than the USA? Brilliant! *facepalm*

3/18/2013 4:11:07 PM

Blue_J

Pretty sure he's making a joke.

3/18/2013 4:20:08 PM

Wehpudicabok

I get that "speak Canadian" is a joke, but that still doesn't excuse the fact that Canada is more liberal than the US by pretty much any standard.

@YELLSALOT:

Karkat Vantas, what are you doing on FSTDT?

3/18/2013 4:36:15 PM

Censorship in Canada

They're probably not going to like the fact Canada has hate speech laws.

3/18/2013 4:37:33 PM

tracer

I'd say this was a Poe, except I really wonder if some of these RR folks really don't know that Canadians speak English.


Incidentally, I went back and read the OP in the linked-to thread. Here is the post Signguy was responding to:

"I was driving back from the library and listening Rush Limbaugh. He suggested the democrat's dream team for 2016 is Hillary Clinton and Michelle Obama. What a nightmare!!! Can you imagine what it would be like if something happened to Hillary.....Supernanny in charge."


Something tells me his/her main objection to the notion of a Michelle Obama presidency is really the double whammy of having both a woman AND a black person in the White House.

3/18/2013 5:00:05 PM

I am the one who knocks.

Please god no, anywhere but here. I don't want this ignoramus anywhere near my country. Also Canadians speak English believe it or not.

3/18/2013 5:13:06 PM

Da Rat Bastid

(tracer)
"Something tells me his/her main objection to the notion of a Michelle Obama presidency is really the double whammy of having both a woman AND a black person in the White House."


When the Presidency is held by a black atheist lesbian, then will truly be the time to savor the sounds of fundy wailing, teeth-gnashing, and head-asploding. *cackles maniacally*

3/18/2013 5:13:19 PM

Passerby

You are of substandard intelligence, aren't you?

3/18/2013 5:13:40 PM

breakerslion

Take off, eh?

3/18/2013 5:28:55 PM



@ Da Rat Bastid

When the Presidency is held by a black atheist lesbian...

Or a Chinese Muslim transvestite. :D

3/18/2013 5:29:52 PM



1- Canadian is a tough language to learn.
2- Canada is highly secular. You would not like it there.

3/18/2013 5:47:45 PM

CernunnosIsAnIrishDeathMetalBand

What?

No srsly. What?


3/18/2013 5:56:11 PM

Hoplite

And what makes you think the Canucks would let you in?

3/18/2013 6:03:33 PM

Sasha

One assumes that Signguy would get lost on the way to Canada, so no worries.

3/18/2013 6:05:59 PM

michael3ov

Some one shoot me now, please.

I give up.

3/18/2013 6:46:25 PM



A simple joke being considered "fundie" is a sign of excessive moral outrage perverting your mind, though I guess it's good that the dumbest of atheists are identifying themselves.

3/18/2013 6:47:25 PM

Fifth Dentist

Actually this makes sense.
There are only, what, about 10,000 to 12,000 people in all of Canada, right?
If fundies move there in large numbers, their kids will get to participate in elections and overwhelm the native, good-natured Canucks and vote in a majority of the "Fascist Jesus and Guns Party."

3/18/2013 7:49:56 PM

YELLSALOT

"A simple joke being considered "fundie" is a sign of excessive moral outrage perverting your mind, though I guess it's good that the dumbest of atheists are identifying themselves."

THANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY AND STOOPING DOWN TO SHOW US THE ERROR OF OUR WAYS MR. 1516844

YOU'LL HAVE TO FORGIVE US AS WE'VE BEEN POLLUTED BY PARTICIPATING IN A WEBSITE WHOSE PARTIAL BASIS IS POINTING OUT THE "EXCESSIVE MORAL OUTRAGE" OF THE EXCESSIVELY "MORAL".

EXCUSE ME WHILE I SCURRY OFF TO GET MY OWN DIPLOMA IN ARMCHAIR PSYCHOLOGY.

3/18/2013 7:53:31 PM

GigaGuess

Firstly, for the most part we speak English, just like you, ya frackin' twunt.

Second, if OBAMA is too far Left for you, as a proud Canadian, BOY do I have a surprise for you.

3/18/2013 8:32:05 PM

Phloom

And I will be waiting at the border with my legal and registered firearm. I am sure my married gay friends would love to help me.

3/18/2013 8:36:06 PM



#1516844:
A simple joke being considered "fundie" is a sign of excessive moral outrage perverting your mind, though I guess it's good that the dumbest of atheists are identifying themselves.

Actually, the joke is not lost here in any way. We've all heard this one often enough in the last decade, and simply are prolonging it. The fact that you view responses here as outrage is... at best, a joke.


3/18/2013 9:00:22 PM

J. James

Canadian, eh? Apparently Canada has great healthcare! You'll love it there!

@fifth dentist

I was actually surprised to find out how populous Canada is. Apparently, they have about a tenth the population of the US. I was expecting more like a thirtieth or so.

3/18/2013 9:21:20 PM

Skatepunk

Oh, if you're not a troll, you've suffered a cruel fate. ;)

Go north to Canada, and you see a progressive country (at least compared to America).

But going south to Mexico ain't an option either, I presume?

3/18/2013 11:16:30 PM
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