[Sen. Rob Portman (R-OH) voiced his support for same-sex marriage after his son came out.]
Portman should change affiliation to the anti-God Party (aka DemocRAT). He is a lying certified disciple of Saran!
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Did you know that Cling-Film has a plan for your life? *snerk*
Sorry, I'm still giggling like a child over this. ^^
Saran - that's a pretty awesome name. Maybe a male version of Sara?
Nope:
The meaning of the name Saran is Joy
The origin of the name Saran is African
Notes: From Guinea and Cote D'Ivoire. Also a Hindi name meaning "refuge, sanctuary."
Will definitely go on my list.
Oh my god, not Saran, NOT SARAN ! Any one but that guy! Heck I'd even take Satan over th... har har, never mind.
Disciple of SARAN? Is that like a disciple of Reynold's Wrap, Ziplock or Rubbermaid? How about a disciple of Mr. Clean?
Either the dopey OP made an epic typo (the 'S' is right next to the 'T'. I think he meant to press the latter, as in 'Satan'). Or Sauron's now part of the Christian mythos & the OP's a crappy speller.
HAHAHAAAAAAA!!!! I, FOR ONE, AM A DISCIPLE OF HEFTY BAAAAAAGGGGGSSS!
Nah, Mr. Clean sounds neater (pun may or may not be intended) he's this Yul Brynner guy with muscles & a nice earring....
I mean, I KNOW, right? The Godly thing to do would have been to cut the kid off without a penny and disown him, or at least send him through a brainwashing Pray the Gay Away camp. But reevaluating your views because you get to see who they would effect a bit more personally? Unthinkable!
Right. Maybe they misspelled Sauron? I don't know what the Dark Lord's feelings on gay marriage were, though.
Anywho, clearly the godly thing to do would have been to disown the son until he stopped with his gay ways and treat him like a second class citizen. It's what Jesus would have wanted.
Edit to add: Gotta love all the other commenters on the site who state how they'd kick their kid out for being gay or blame the senator for having a gay kid and being a pansy-ass gay sympathizer. So much conservative Christian love, right there.
Because religiously charged social issues are apparently the only thing that matters when you affiliate yourself with a political party!
The single issue voting nonsense is the very reason why our politics are in such a terrible, deadlocked state where "compromise" itself is a swear word.
Clearly texican(IQ)0.1 here has been a victim too many times of the ol' clingfilm over the bog seat trick, that it's affected him subconsciously.
Or maybe he's gotten confused with Saran ? (It's easy to confuse a stupid fundie, after all). Or even the Indian actress Shriya Saran ?:
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Bollywood's own Angelina Jolie. :9
@Anon-e-moose
Man, Indian women can be so friggin' hot. Dark hair, dark eyes, dark skin.
It's really depressing that rape culture is at a fever pitch in some areas of the country over there.
And the prophet Reynolds spaketh that thou shalt not useth the Wrap of Saran, for it sticketh to itself, and is evil.
Thou shalt only useth the Foil of Aluminum because it is elemental.
Well, leaving the drunk-with-power RePUBlicans (get it?) would be fitting of someone who would be better off that way. Oh, and most Democrats are Christian, including the POTUS, it's just that atheists don't want to vote for Bible-thumping teabaggers.
I chuckled at the misspelling of Satan, but I think the funniest part is that Portman is a "certified" disciple.
Where can I go to get my certification??
Apparently in Freeperland, Accepting your gay son is the equivalent of pledging your soul to pure evil.
In other words, they're insane.
I was going to make a joke about Saran Wrap, but then I thought, hey it's probably already been done.
Also: since when does one issue decide what party you must join? If I oppose gay marriage but vote Democratic on literally every other issue, does it make me a Republican? Remember, the more obsessed you are with party purity, the smaller your party will be.
I prifer Golum, aktyewuly LOL
Honest to Lucifer, who comes up with this shit?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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