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Here’s another good reason for us to create a, “National Atheist Hunt Day”. People would be paid a bounty of $50. for every atheist head they brought in. Additional parts, other than their heads, would get you a bonus. It would be great for our national moral, help people who are out of work, be really good for “the children”, and also great for the environment and global warming.

BoJangles, Moonbattery 66 Comments [4/1/2013 3:19:13 PM]
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Atheism 2.0

Fundies Make the Darndest Threats!!

4/1/2013 3:25:02 PM

Filin De Blanc

You know, by definition fetuses are atheistic. So much for your pro-life stance.

4/1/2013 3:26:16 PM

Woody

Yep, that'll happen.

Oh my, how will I sleep at night?

4/1/2013 3:40:28 PM

GigaGuess

But remember, it's the godless liberals who have no value for human life...

4/1/2013 3:40:51 PM

UHM

For years I thought Germany shouldn't have a military, this comment actually changed my mind. Maybe we'll need to send troops stopping a genocide in the US at some point, better keep our boys and girls around...

4/1/2013 3:41:05 PM

Blarghonius

Oh, ha ha. You think we're going to roll over and die because you think it's "great for the environment and global warming"? Well, guess what? God told me to tell you that you needed to shut the fuck up and grow the fuck up. You don't want to disobey your big mean daddy, do you?

4/1/2013 3:50:38 PM

xyz

You know who else beheads people?

Those fundie Muslim extremists you hate so much.

4/1/2013 3:51:39 PM

anevilmeme

Oooh. First I telnet tough guy of the month.

4/1/2013 3:53:45 PM

Alencon

The problem with assholes like you are you forget that people shoot back.

Now, you will excuse me but I need to check on my supply of 7.62 mm ammo.


4/1/2013 4:00:32 PM

J. James

The hallmark of a beautiful mind, is it not?

4/1/2013 4:03:26 PM

Papabear

This must be a wind up.

4/1/2013 4:24:56 PM

Lady Evil

OK, OK, you guys convinced me! I'm going to be a good Christian from now on! I'll log off immediately and get to the closest church to repent my sins! Just don't lop off my head and display it above your fireplace!

APRIL FOOL!

4/1/2013 4:45:15 PM

Evilutionist.

This guy did a great job with punctuation and capitalization, considering he probably typed this all out with one hand.

4/1/2013 4:49:41 PM

OffalCompany

mr. poe, is that you?

4/1/2013 4:50:41 PM

Starscream

How *can* you tell if someone's an atheist just from their head, anyway? There must be some way, otherwise you could just take anyone's head for cashing-in.

Not that this level of thought is necessary of course, because it's just a sick fantasy from a delusional fundie dipshit.

4/1/2013 5:31:49 PM

Cat-Obsessed Moron

Thing is, psychos could just bring in anyone's head and collect their bounty. People who want to kill someone for whatever reason could just use this as an excuse.
Of course, only a psycho would come up this...
[Edit: the above poster beat me to it.]

4/1/2013 6:27:51 PM

Wehpudicabok

Yeah! Those atheists don't care about human life - kill 'em all!

Having that much cognitive dissonance can't be good for you. I imagine it's like being constantly drunk.

4/1/2013 6:34:46 PM

Liberal Christian

Whether he's joking or not, this is absolutely sickening. And they wonder why Christians are labeled hateful.

4/1/2013 6:38:27 PM

Da Rat Bastid

I'm invoking Poe's Law on this one.

The scare-quotes around "the children" seem out of character for a genuine fundie.

Just in case it's not a Poe, though: good luck with your little hunt, BoJangles. Not all those who hold the Second Amendment in high regard are believers in your Bronze Age story of an all-powerful sky-wizard, a magical fruit, and a talking snake. As Alencon already stated, many of us godless folk are more than able to defend ourselves from the torches-and-pitchforks crowd.

4/1/2013 6:47:23 PM

Seeker Lancer

Because you can tell a person is an atheist by their horns.

4/1/2013 6:55:08 PM

Berny

I can think of at least one problem with your idea. You seem to think that all atheists are incapable of defending themselves. Apart for a lot of us owning guns, a sizeable number of our armed forces are non-believers.
So go ahead, make my day.

4/1/2013 7:12:03 PM

Agahnim

This is messed up.

4/1/2013 7:21:22 PM

Rabbit of Caerbannog

Ahahaha, a guy is wishing death on his enemies on Moonbattery and people are calling Poe. That's rich.

4/1/2013 7:45:09 PM

anti-nonsense

Most literal "skulls for his skull throne" example yet.

4/1/2013 8:08:39 PM

Osiris

Why do you hate atheists?
They have no respect for the sanctity of life.
What do you want do do about them.
Kill them all!

4/1/2013 8:20:08 PM
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