[On the Islamic protests against cartoons depicting Mohammed]
I don't care how many of them are peace-lovers. Give them an ultimatum: "You have seven days to publicly execute all of your radicals, dynamite all of your extremist mosques, acknowledge Israel's right to exist, and admit to the inferiority of Islam until such time as its adherents have atoned (to OUR satisfaction) for the immaturity of its previous 'spiritual' articulation and barbarity of its past actions."
Then, to show them we mean business, vaporize one of their capital cities. If they take to the streets in response (or refuse to comply with the ultimatum), then vaporize another city, and another, and another, until they cower--until they break.
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Of course, just to be fair, we should also execute our dangerous radicals.
Interestingly, most of the board members agree with those sentiments. Hence, whether Un_Con_Troll_Able is a troll or not, the comment still has meaning and depicts a terrible kind of antisocial madness brooding in the minds (and I am assuming that they actually have minds) of the radical members of FreeConservatives.
Hmmm. *considers* I suppose he could be a troll- he's got 65 posts, which would make him a very active troll on that forum, but it's still few enough for him to not be serious. Most of his other posts are less extreme, though.
Whom here has heard of extremist mosques, let alone the inferiority of Islam, let alone someone being slutty enough to give this clown satisfaction AND DUDE - barbarity of it's past actions -- DID YOU BREAK ALL YOUR MIRRORS BECAUSE THEY ARE THE WORK OF THE DEVIL? We can see you burnt all your books (like Fox NEWS told you to)
I don't think he's a troll, but, even if he is, I'm not sure it matters.
I don't think he's a troll, maybe on other boards this would be trolling. But I think Free Conservatives gives him a chance to express his volatile message without recourse, so he does.
So, basically we'd act like every alien menace in scifi movies for the past four decades?
Aren't those characters usually, y'know, bad?
So your solution is to turn 'em around, bend 'em over and fuck 'em up the ass without any KY until they admit they're following the wrong religion and renounce their faith? Then, if that wasn't humiliating enough, you'd sucker punch them in the face at least once but probably over and over again just for kicks. Am I reading that right? Huh. So much for Christian love.
Later in his post:It's them or us.
Spoken like every tyrant dictator from Nero to Bonaparte. Well done, sir!
Their strange baby talk is kind of cute. Just look at a post by one of their admins:
"That must be cuz their smellers don't work. They broke their noses so many times from having them stuck up Muzzie buttholes that they just quit functioning."
Cuz? Muzzie? Buttholes? From just looking through the rest of that thread, I think all of his posts are like that. I wonder what their admin's screenname on icanhascheezburger is? He is either fluent in lolcat or he is like 12.
"I don't care how many of them are peace-lovers. Give them an ultimatum: "You have seven days to publicly execute all of your radicals, dynamite all of your extremist churches, acknowledge Islam's right to exist, and admit to the inferiority of Christianity until such time as its adherents have atoned (to OUR satisfaction) for the immaturity of its previous 'spiritual' articulation and barbarity of its past actions."
Then, to show them we mean business, vaporize one of their capital cities. If they take to the streets in response (or refuse to comply with the ultimatum), then vaporize another city, and another, and another, until they cower--until they break."
Whaddyaknow, just change three words and it's an ultimatum for FC instead.
Or, if we atheists were this violent:
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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