I was in DC a few months ago with The Cause USA for an all night prayer event. We were just soaking in God's presence and then I felt waves of electricity and glory overshadowing me. I could tell that there was an angel flapping its wings there. Another time I was at church and I felt an angel leaning on my left shoulder. It was like heat and I was so wasted on Jesus and drunk in the Spirit.
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The next post in the thread is almost as good.
Future leaders of America people... now we have ammo against their campaign! Press release: Ibreakdrumsticks admitted getting wasted and drunk - AP During a cultist meeting and incantation ceremony, the SCOTUS nominee admitted having hallucinations and feelings of being drunk and wasted. The cause of this is mainly attributed to sudden release of endorphins when one is chanting nonsense appeals to an imaginary being. Ibreakdrumsticks spent several years in a rehab clinic known as Harvard, where logical thought is promoted above irrational beliefs. The rehabilitation may or may not have been a success due to the cults major underground reach.
even still, further down in the thread, you get this unchallenged claim:
Hmmm...
Dude, the other day, I was just reading the Bible, and eating some brownies I found in a shoebox under my mum's bed. All of a sudden, I got *SO TOKED* off the Bible. I was so blazed, dude. Seriously. It was holy shit.
"I was in DC a few months ago with The Cause USA for an all night prayer event. We were just soaking in God's presence and then I felt waves of electricity and glory overshadowing me. I could tell that there was an angel flapping its wings there. Another time I was at church and I felt an angel leaning on my left shoulder. It was like heat and I was so wasted on Jesus and drunk in the Spirit."
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And that's what happens when you take the brown acid, mm'kay? Drugs are bad , mm'kay?
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'Annointed Youth' indeed. With the emphasis on annointed. Annointing themselves on a regular basis, methinks. And said 'spirit' being of the 40-Proof kind, I'll wager!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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