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#13443
DrunkMonkey
You didn't pass out when you were drunk in the spirit, did you? The angel may have had its way with you and then you will have to go around trying to convince people that you had a miraculous pregnancy.
2/4/2006 7:58:12 PM
#13449
Julian
Ah the Nevi'im... Get of Angels that raped maidens in distant lands.
Alsways wondered myself, do you think Angels get birdlice? Or are shitting themselves about HN51 right now?
2/4/2006 8:00:51 PM
#13462
Tindalos
You know, the \"wonderful\" thing here is how did he *know* it was an Angel? Don't demons have wings? And wouldn't a demon's hand also feel like Heat?
2/4/2006 9:35:17 PM
#13463
Questioning
Julian, :-D
ROTFLMAO
2/4/2006 9:35:28 PM
#13489
Crosis
<<< drunk in the Spirit. >>>
Typo. He obviously meant \"drunk on spirits\".
2/4/2006 11:35:25 PM
#13494
CousinTed Chong
Whoah...Jesus isn't here right now man
2/4/2006 11:48:11 PM
#13507
Storme
They must have replaced the communion wine with meths.
2/5/2006 12:19:31 AM
#13519
NonHomogenized
I think Ibreakdrumsticks is a jesusaholic, and needs help.
2/5/2006 2:22:01 AM
#13586
Jeremy
The next post in the thread is almost as good.
\"Wow, that's awesome!! my mom has seen about three or four angels in her life time, and my great grandfather had seen countless angels when he was still living!\"
Another poster claimed to have seen Jesus once (but no angels). Another poster hallucinated Jesus.
2/5/2006 8:51:58 AM
#13595
turgid
Future leaders of America people... now we have ammo against their campaign! Press release: Ibreakdrumsticks admitted getting wasted and drunk - AP During a cultist meeting and incantation ceremony, the SCOTUS nominee admitted having hallucinations and feelings of being drunk and wasted. The cause of this is mainly attributed to sudden release of endorphins when one is chanting nonsense appeals to an imaginary being. Ibreakdrumsticks spent several years in a rehab clinic known as Harvard, where logical thought is promoted above irrational beliefs. The rehabilitation may or may not have been a success due to the cults major underground reach.
:)
2/5/2006 12:00:35 PM
#13614
gregfl
even still, further down in the thread, you get this unchallenged claim:
\"Rene that is awesome. I wanted to go to that but didn't get to. I have never seen an angel but I have felt them afew times as well as heard them play intruments in church that we didn't have. Angels are definitly awesome.\"
Yes children Angels, like the power of self delusion, are indeed \"awesome\".
Now turn the puter off and get to bed. its 8:30 and your beddy night night time.
2/5/2006 3:21:59 PM
#13639
manibeaux
Mmmmm... Jesus juice
2/5/2006 6:48:08 PM
#13646
Bigfoot
You know, he was probably chanting something when the angel took advantage of him. You know what he was chanting:
\"I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus; I want to feel his salvation all over my face!\"
2/5/2006 7:17:23 PM
#13663
Polymerase
Dayumn. My Communion wine was *never* that interesting.
2/5/2006 10:07:26 PM
#13717
moonbiter
God's presence is like Palmolive. Interesting. That would explain my smooth skin.
2/6/2006 7:53:56 AM
#13763
Drbuzzo
Hmmm...
It sounds to me like your love for Jesus has gone to a point where it is no longer a part of your life; it is controling your life.
You have to admit that you have a problem with Jesus and that it has taken over your life. You are having trouble finding a job and you're stealing money to pay for bibles.
Things have got to change before they get any worse. You have to admit that you have a problem. That is the first step. Then we can begin in eliminating Jesus from your life. You may still crave Jesus, but you have to take it one day at a time.
2/6/2006 6:03:15 PM
#13768
David D.G.
Yeah, you know someone's got to be a Jesus junkie when you can easily see his tracts.
~David D.G.
2/6/2006 6:29:59 PM
#13769
Nightson
\"wasted on Jesus and drunk in the Spirit\"
I'm sure the five shots of tequila didn't hurt either.
2/6/2006 6:36:31 PM
#13814
TDR
ew. That's just twisted.
2/6/2006 9:11:39 PM
#13945
Julian
OK Bigfoot - you are officially not 15.
2/7/2006 10:35:37 AM
#16071
Kadin
Dude, the other day, I was just reading the Bible, and eating some brownies I found in a shoebox under my mum's bed. All of a sudden, I got *SO TOKED* off the Bible. I was so blazed, dude. Seriously. It was holy shit.
2/18/2006 9:13:07 AM
#798112
Reverend Jeremiah
LOL..dont bogart that Jesus man..pass it over dude.
12/5/2008 7:05:31 PM
#798133
Clown
It's not A spirit, it's one of THE spirits. And give me back my decanter, it's expensive one.
12/5/2008 7:13:44 PM
#798141
OhMyOhMy
You were in a state of self created euphoric deception.
12/5/2008 7:18:05 PM
#1223543
are you sure you weren't just on ecstasy?
11/3/2010 7:41:24 PM
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