This reminds me strangely of some of the legendary Jesus-is-Savior webmaster David J. Stewart's idiotic rants.
Let's see, what am I?
Lazy Christians - Before I deconverted I was one.
BABY KILLERS - I'm strongely pro-choice, does that count?
Sport's Nuts - Boring, but I'd rather watch sports than hear you preach.
Party Animals - Partying is more fun than going to church, yeah, but I'm not into it.
Sex-Drugs-Rock Music - Who isn't?
Roman Catholics - They're kinda weird, so no.
Computer Freaks - 80 hours a week, apparently.
People that watch TV more than Study the Bible - Because the Bible is a horrible pile of racism, cruelty, and intolerance, while American TV isn't (except if you watch Fox News or one of the Christian channels).
People That Talk To Pets More Than God - I talk to my cat every day because he's real, while God isn't, so it's kinda hard.
The Jews That Are From The Synagogue Of Satan - I'm not Jewish, and I strongely disapprove of Orthodox Judaism.
Lying Penteco$tal$ - Agreed. I hate them too.
Ankle Biters - Err...
Money Lovers - Admit it, you do too!
Sex Perverts - Most people consider hentai messed up.
Rebellious women - I'm not a woman, so I can't fall under this.
Fox Hole Religion - Nope.
False Religions - I'm interested in paganism/heathenism, so I fall under here.
RACISTS - Whoa whoa whoa, if racism makes you sick, why do you bash the Jews in this same list?
Effeminate Culture - I'm a pretty effeminate guy. I don't play sports or anything, and don't like heavy work or the outdoors, and I enjoy girly magical girl anime from time to time.
Dykes On Bikes - It brings a hilarious mental image to my mind, but no, I'm not a motorcycle riding lesbian.
CHILD MOLESTING HOMOSEXUALS - I'm not gay, nor into child molesting, and those to things have nothing to do with each other.
AND MORMONS - Why is that tacked on so strangely?