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#13671
Dragon
Timing's a bit off, preacher.
2/5/2006 11:42:33 PM
#13675
PenetratingShaftOfTruthAndSemen
I like it. I like it a lot. Maybe with enough petitions we can get a referendum on this new pledge of allegiance.
2/6/2006 1:26:12 AM
#13676
ryan
^ I agree. I know this is supposed to be sarcasm, but I like the pledge alot as well. With Liberty and Justice for those outside the womb indeed.
2/6/2006 1:33:54 AM
#13684
Bigfoot
Amen.
2/6/2006 2:58:29 AM
#13706
Julian
2nd line needs some work:
Maybe - \"And the murderous foreign policy for which it stands.\"
Absolutely Bitch'n apart from that!
2/6/2006 5:42:45 AM
#13715
moonbiter
WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA, preacherGeorge!?!
2/6/2006 7:43:35 AM
#13726
Zipperback
He hates us for our freedom.
2/6/2006 8:45:17 AM
#13752
gregfl
\"and to the republic..for Witches glands\"
2/6/2006 4:34:38 PM
#13822
Ratman
God bless Abortion!
2/6/2006 9:27:30 PM
#14090
Forseti
Abortion is murder. Babies deserve to live. Just because two irresponsible people go at it without thinking about the effects. Then they don't want the responsibility they just decided to slaughter an innocent soul. Shame on those who kill babies or support the killing thereof.
2/8/2006 2:56:55 AM
#14423
Bobnowhere
^^^^^^
What gives you the right to tell others what to do? You invariably believe in freedom (or killing terrorists), yet you attempt to force your nonsense onto others. Why is that? Can't they decide for themselves? Thats freedom you know.
Anyway you have to agree it's a promising little ditty.
2/9/2006 1:03:28 PM
#14453
ooh_child
Hey Forseti, how's about we educate those \"irresponsible people\" about birth control, so abortions in those cases won't be necessary?
2/9/2006 4:47:22 PM
#15541
King Jones
I'm all for killing babies. Heck you should be allowed to terminate the pregnancy at any point up to and including 15yrs old.
Children suck.
2/15/2006 3:51:14 PM
#151338
Rahab
Eloquent.
2/1/2007 8:26:05 PM
#151404
caitshidhe
\"with liberty and justice for those outside the womb.\"
what's wrong with that?
2/1/2007 11:50:34 PM
#152375
Queenie
I'd recite that one faster than I do the current one.
2/3/2007 3:12:43 AM
#152395
Alena
That's absolutely awesome.
2/3/2007 3:53:26 AM
#152428
BurntBush
I like it!
2/3/2007 4:29:19 AM
#152462
Aletta
Ugh. I am so sick of this nonsense.
Fine, we'll give blastocysts, zygotes, embryos and fetusus the same rights as living, born people.
No one is allowed to commandeer someone else's body without their consent.
Discussion over.
2/3/2007 5:26:56 AM
#378301
cyborgtroy
Yeah, where the hell's my liberty and justice? I can barely go outside without my parent's permission... Crazy age-based laws.
1/10/2008 7:01:29 AM
#379365
LadyDracula
1. I'm certian if a woman was raped, she's not gonna want the baby.
2. Abortion is NOT murder.
3. There is more fact in evolution that the bible. Our schools are not godless, not every child is christian, they don't want to pray to a god who is not theirs.
4. Exactly, because if the child wanted to be born s/he should ask first!
1/12/2008 4:08:28 AM
#448826
clockworkgirl21
"Abortion is murder. Babies deserve to live. Just because two irresponsible people go at it without thinking about the effects. Then they don't want the responsibility they just decided to slaughter an innocent soul. Shame on those who kill babies or support the killing thereof."
I don't like abortion any more than you do. But why is it that you people care about it until it's born? It seems that after it comes out of the womb, you don't care what happens to it. I want to see some conservatives adopting children!
I don't like the killing of fetuses, but it's better than having dead babies in trashcans, and starving orphans everywhere.
3/29/2008 11:34:52 PM
#449043
anti-nonsense
I love the last line. Makes so much sense.
3/30/2008 4:36:47 AM
#449683
L
Forseti
Abortion is murder. Babies deserve to live.
A fetus is not a baby.
Just because two irresponsible people go at it without thinking about the effects.
What about etopic pregnancies?
Then they don't want the responsibility they just decided to slaughter an innocent soul.
What a moronic statement. Plenty of women abort because they cannot support the pregnancy.
Shame on those who kill babies or support the killing thereof.
Again, its a fetus, not a baby. You're even stupider than the fundie.
3/30/2008 11:58:16 PM
#1090339
Kieranfoy
FUNDIE PLEDGE OF AMERICA
I do hereby affirm that life:
starts at conception,
ends at birth,
and resumes upon entering a coma.
I also affirm that all heathens
are unworthy of it, and must be killed,
even if they're embryos.
1/7/2010 7:06:41 PM
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