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THE PLEDGE OF THE UNITED STATES OF ABORTION

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of Abortion
and to the murder for which is stands,
one nation, under evolution in our godless government schools,
completely divided, with liberty and justice for those outside the womb.

preacherGeorge, Campus Ministry 26 Comments [2/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Dragon

Timing's a bit off, preacher.

2/5/2006 11:42:33 PM

PenetratingShaftOfTruthAndSemen

I like it. I like it a lot. Maybe with enough petitions we can get a referendum on this new pledge of allegiance.

2/6/2006 1:26:12 AM

ryan

^ I agree. I know this is supposed to be sarcasm, but I like the pledge alot as well. With Liberty and Justice for those outside the womb indeed.

2/6/2006 1:33:54 AM

Bigfoot

Amen.

2/6/2006 2:58:29 AM

Julian


2nd line needs some work:

Maybe - \"And the murderous foreign policy for which it stands.\"

Absolutely Bitch'n apart from that!

2/6/2006 5:42:45 AM

moonbiter

WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA, preacherGeorge!?!

2/6/2006 7:43:35 AM

Zipperback

He hates us for our freedom.

2/6/2006 8:45:17 AM

gregfl

\"and to the republic..for Witches glands\"


2/6/2006 4:34:38 PM

Ratman

God bless Abortion!

2/6/2006 9:27:30 PM

Forseti

Abortion is murder. Babies deserve to live. Just because two irresponsible people go at it without thinking about the effects. Then they don't want the responsibility they just decided to slaughter an innocent soul. Shame on those who kill babies or support the killing thereof.

2/8/2006 2:56:55 AM

Bobnowhere

^^^^^^

What gives you the right to tell others what to do? You invariably believe in freedom (or killing terrorists), yet you attempt to force your nonsense onto others. Why is that? Can't they decide for themselves? Thats freedom you know.

Anyway you have to agree it's a promising little ditty.

2/9/2006 1:03:28 PM

ooh_child

Hey Forseti, how's about we educate those \"irresponsible people\" about birth control, so abortions in those cases won't be necessary?


2/9/2006 4:47:22 PM

King Jones

I'm all for killing babies. Heck you should be allowed to terminate the pregnancy at any point up to and including 15yrs old.

Children suck.

2/15/2006 3:51:14 PM

Rahab

Eloquent.

2/1/2007 8:26:05 PM

caitshidhe

\"with liberty and justice for those outside the womb.\"

what's wrong with that?

2/1/2007 11:50:34 PM

Queenie

I'd recite that one faster than I do the current one.

2/3/2007 3:12:43 AM

Alena

That's absolutely awesome.

2/3/2007 3:53:26 AM

BurntBush

I like it!

2/3/2007 4:29:19 AM

Aletta

Ugh. I am so sick of this nonsense.
Fine, we'll give blastocysts, zygotes, embryos and fetusus the same rights as living, born people.
No one is allowed to commandeer someone else's body without their consent.
Discussion over.

2/3/2007 5:26:56 AM

cyborgtroy

Yeah, where the hell's my liberty and justice? I can barely go outside without my parent's permission... Crazy age-based laws.

1/10/2008 7:01:29 AM

LadyDracula

1. I'm certian if a woman was raped, she's not gonna want the baby.
2. Abortion is NOT murder.
3. There is more fact in evolution that the bible. Our schools are not godless, not every child is christian, they don't want to pray to a god who is not theirs.
4. Exactly, because if the child wanted to be born s/he should ask first!

1/12/2008 4:08:28 AM

clockworkgirl21

"Abortion is murder. Babies deserve to live. Just because two irresponsible people go at it without thinking about the effects. Then they don't want the responsibility they just decided to slaughter an innocent soul. Shame on those who kill babies or support the killing thereof."

I don't like abortion any more than you do. But why is it that you people care about it until it's born? It seems that after it comes out of the womb, you don't care what happens to it. I want to see some conservatives adopting children!

I don't like the killing of fetuses, but it's better than having dead babies in trashcans, and starving orphans everywhere.

3/29/2008 11:34:52 PM

anti-nonsense

I love the last line. Makes so much sense.

3/30/2008 4:36:47 AM

L

Forseti
Abortion is murder. Babies deserve to live.
A fetus is not a baby.

Just because two irresponsible people go at it without thinking about the effects.
What about etopic pregnancies?

Then they don't want the responsibility they just decided to slaughter an innocent soul.
What a moronic statement. Plenty of women abort because they cannot support the pregnancy.

Shame on those who kill babies or support the killing thereof.
Again, its a fetus, not a baby. You're even stupider than the fundie.

3/30/2008 11:58:16 PM

Kieranfoy

FUNDIE PLEDGE OF AMERICA

I do hereby affirm that life:

starts at conception,

ends at birth,

and resumes upon entering a coma.

I also affirm that all heathens

are unworthy of it, and must be killed,

even if they're embryos.

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