THE PLEDGE OF THE UNITED STATES OF ABORTION
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of Abortion
and to the murder for which is stands,
one nation, under evolution in our godless government schools,
completely divided, with liberty and justice for those outside the womb.
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Ugh. I am so sick of this nonsense.
Fine, we'll give blastocysts, zygotes, embryos and fetusus the same rights as living, born people.
No one is allowed to commandeer someone else's body without their consent.
Discussion over.
1. I'm certian if a woman was raped, she's not gonna want the baby.
2. Abortion is NOT murder.
3. There is more fact in evolution that the bible. Our schools are not godless, not every child is christian, they don't want to pray to a god who is not theirs.
4. Exactly, because if the child wanted to be born s/he should ask first!
"Abortion is murder. Babies deserve to live. Just because two irresponsible people go at it without thinking about the effects. Then they don't want the responsibility they just decided to slaughter an innocent soul. Shame on those who kill babies or support the killing thereof."
I don't like abortion any more than you do. But why is it that you people care about it until it's born? It seems that after it comes out of the womb, you don't care what happens to it. I want to see some conservatives adopting children!
I don't like the killing of fetuses, but it's better than having dead babies in trashcans, and starving orphans everywhere.
Forseti
Abortion is murder. Babies deserve to live.
A fetus is not a baby.
Just because two irresponsible people go at it without thinking about the effects.
What about etopic pregnancies?
Then they don't want the responsibility they just decided to slaughter an innocent soul.
What a moronic statement. Plenty of women abort because they cannot support the pregnancy.
Shame on those who kill babies or support the killing thereof.
Again, its a fetus, not a baby. You're even stupider than the fundie.
FUNDIE PLEDGE OF AMERICA
I do hereby affirm that life:
starts at conception,
ends at birth,
and resumes upon entering a coma.
I also affirm that all heathens
are unworthy of it, and must be killed,
even if they're embryos.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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