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Quote# 9404

[An exorcism anecdote]

Simply put, I was attacked for daring to go against the demon to liberate a soul from his grip. It was not food poisoning that hurt me because nothing came up; the last time I was in that state the poisoned substances took a good two days to clear out of my system. But here, nothing. The illness was instantly gone. Not the slightest bit of sickness remained after I stood up. It was as if a spirit of nausea had been sent into me as retaliation for my pastoral love of that soul and was as easily cast out of me by my guardian angel who just said, “Enough is enough!”

lisa4catholics, Sean Hannity Discussion Forum 14 Comments [2/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
WTF?! || meh


yep, enough is enough..so shut the fuck up already.

2/6/2006 4:08:10 AM


Or you just had a brief bout with vertigo.

2/6/2006 4:35:27 AM

Jeremy PC

Sounds creepy to me, having an invisible being around, watching your every move.

2/6/2006 4:42:26 AM


At least she added the qualifier \"It was as if\" so she didn't look totally insane.

Well, okay, she still looks totally insane. But +1 bonus for the qualifier anyway.

2/6/2006 8:11:47 AM


If only this guardian angel could exorcise the spirit of fundamentalist bullshit.

2/6/2006 1:21:02 PM


Sounded merely like one too many Jagermeisters to me.

2/6/2006 3:16:15 PM


Yeah, you're not the first to puke when you've needed a friend to say \"enough is enough\" when it comes to spirits.

2/6/2006 6:13:51 PM


Shouldn't that forum be named InsHannity Discussion Forum?

2/6/2006 7:48:58 PM


Yeah, the other night I thought I had heartburn. It turns out it was a DEMON trying to POSSESS me. I prayed to the Saint Mylanta and sure enough, that demon left my body!

2/7/2006 1:17:06 AM



2/9/2006 1:03:56 PM


*vaguely cha-cha style music*

Nausea - heartburn - indigestion.
Upset stomach.


2/13/2006 8:31:13 PM

Mack The Turtle

Are they ALL this Effed up?
Man, am I ever glad I'm not a fundie...

2/16/2006 6:57:32 PM

headrush probably. sittng down, or laying down, allows more blood into your head. standing up, drains it out fast. this can make you feel dizzy, or sometimes slightly nauseous, but subsides quickly. the reason we always have an explanation whenever you say "demons/god are doing this or that", is because there always IS an explanation for what you believe is caused by supernatural beings.

4/30/2012 3:24:01 PM

You've got quite an imagination.

4/2/2013 2:53:40 PM