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[An exorcism anecdote]

Simply put, I was attacked for daring to go against the demon to liberate a soul from his grip. It was not food poisoning that hurt me because nothing came up; the last time I was in that state the poisoned substances took a good two days to clear out of my system. But here, nothing. The illness was instantly gone. Not the slightest bit of sickness remained after I stood up. It was as if a spirit of nausea had been sent into me as retaliation for my pastoral love of that soul and was as easily cast out of me by my guardian angel who just said, “Enough is enough!”

lisa4catholics, Sean Hannity Discussion Forum 14 Comments [2/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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gregfl

yep, enough is enough..so shut the fuck up already.


2/6/2006 4:08:10 AM

Crosis

Or you just had a brief bout with vertigo.

2/6/2006 4:35:27 AM

Jeremy PC

Sounds creepy to me, having an invisible being around, watching your every move.

2/6/2006 4:42:26 AM

moonbiter

At least she added the qualifier \"It was as if\" so she didn't look totally insane.

Well, okay, she still looks totally insane. But +1 bonus for the qualifier anyway.

2/6/2006 8:11:47 AM

Coffee

If only this guardian angel could exorcise the spirit of fundamentalist bullshit.

2/6/2006 1:21:02 PM

manibeaux

Sounded merely like one too many Jagermeisters to me.

2/6/2006 3:16:15 PM

h2whoa

Yeah, you're not the first to puke when you've needed a friend to say \"enough is enough\" when it comes to spirits.

2/6/2006 6:13:51 PM

Seomah

Shouldn't that forum be named InsHannity Discussion Forum?

2/6/2006 7:48:58 PM

Jade

Yeah, the other night I thought I had heartburn. It turns out it was a DEMON trying to POSSESS me. I prayed to the Saint Mylanta and sure enough, that demon left my body!

2/7/2006 1:17:06 AM

Bobnowhere

Sean Hannity? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

2/9/2006 1:03:56 PM

Zipperback

*vaguely cha-cha style music*

Nausea - heartburn - indigestion.
Upset stomach.
Diarhea!

NEW FUNDIE PEP-TO!

2/13/2006 8:31:13 PM

Mack The Turtle

Are they ALL this Effed up?
Man, am I ever glad I'm not a fundie...

2/16/2006 6:57:32 PM



headrush probably. sittng down, or laying down, allows more blood into your head. standing up, drains it out fast. this can make you feel dizzy, or sometimes slightly nauseous, but subsides quickly. the reason we always have an explanation whenever you say "demons/god are doing this or that", is because there always IS an explanation for what you believe is caused by supernatural beings.

4/30/2012 3:24:01 PM



You've got quite an imagination.

4/2/2013 2:53:40 PM
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