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Quote# 9404

[An exorcism anecdote]

Simply put, I was attacked for daring to go against the demon to liberate a soul from his grip. It was not food poisoning that hurt me because nothing came up; the last time I was in that state the poisoned substances took a good two days to clear out of my system. But here, nothing. The illness was instantly gone. Not the slightest bit of sickness remained after I stood up. It was as if a spirit of nausea had been sent into me as retaliation for my pastoral love of that soul and was as easily cast out of me by my guardian angel who just said, “Enough is enough!”

lisa4catholics, Sean Hannity Discussion Forum 14 Comments [2/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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#13690
gregfl

yep, enough is enough..so shut the fuck up already.


2/6/2006 4:08:10 AM

#13696
Crosis

Or you just had a brief bout with vertigo.

2/6/2006 4:35:27 AM

#13697
Jeremy PC

Sounds creepy to me, having an invisible being around, watching your every move.

2/6/2006 4:42:26 AM

#13720
moonbiter

At least she added the qualifier \"It was as if\" so she didn't look totally insane.

Well, okay, she still looks totally insane. But +1 bonus for the qualifier anyway.

2/6/2006 8:11:47 AM

#13734
Coffee

If only this guardian angel could exorcise the spirit of fundamentalist bullshit.

2/6/2006 1:21:02 PM

#13741
manibeaux

Sounded merely like one too many Jagermeisters to me.

2/6/2006 3:16:15 PM

#13764
h2whoa

Yeah, you're not the first to puke when you've needed a friend to say \"enough is enough\" when it comes to spirits.

2/6/2006 6:13:51 PM

#13781
Seomah

Shouldn't that forum be named InsHannity Discussion Forum?

2/6/2006 7:48:58 PM

#13884
Jade

Yeah, the other night I thought I had heartburn. It turns out it was a DEMON trying to POSSESS me. I prayed to the Saint Mylanta and sure enough, that demon left my body!

2/7/2006 1:17:06 AM

#14424
Bobnowhere

Sean Hannity? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

2/9/2006 1:03:56 PM

#15166
Zipperback

*vaguely cha-cha style music*

Nausea - heartburn - indigestion.
Upset stomach.
Diarhea!

NEW FUNDIE PEP-TO!

2/13/2006 8:31:13 PM

#15798
Mack The Turtle

Are they ALL this Effed up?
Man, am I ever glad I'm not a fundie...

2/16/2006 6:57:32 PM

#1398120


headrush probably. sittng down, or laying down, allows more blood into your head. standing up, drains it out fast. this can make you feel dizzy, or sometimes slightly nauseous, but subsides quickly. the reason we always have an explanation whenever you say "demons/god are doing this or that", is because there always IS an explanation for what you believe is caused by supernatural beings.

4/30/2012 3:24:01 PM

#1522806


You've got quite an imagination.

4/2/2013 2:53:40 PM
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