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I have a theory that one reason that so many foreigners hate America is because they resent the fact that their women really go for American men.

Yet, to bitter old spinster American feminists, we are the worst in the world.

PaulRevere, Free Conservatives 32 Comments [2/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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TDR

choke choke choke

erm... NO!

talk about selling tickets on yourself!

2/6/2006 8:37:56 PM

CousinTed

Yes PaulRevere, you'll be like Casanova in any other foreign country, just keep telling yourself that...

2/6/2006 8:40:17 PM

Phil

Shopping for a mail-order bride, Paul?

2/6/2006 8:52:00 PM

Darfasti

Who wants to make a bet that this guy has never even touched a girl?

2/6/2006 8:55:17 PM

Deus Ex Machina

Ah right, so that's where all the women over here went. I was wondering why Europe was suddenly devoid of women, but it turns out they all want to be in Paul's harem...

2/6/2006 8:58:47 PM

TammyFaye

i'll bet he hasn't, darfasti, and i'll further bet that he typed that post from his mother's basement while looking up boobie pictures online and searching for star trek memorabilia on ebay. yes, women are hot for him.

2/6/2006 9:03:07 PM

Nekhbet

Another weekend spanking the monkey Paulie?

2/6/2006 9:24:40 PM

Polymerase

His avatar is of a soldier with his arm around a fairly pretty girl. Provided the soldier is him, I think we can assume he's merely narcissistic and not socially inept.

2/6/2006 10:38:38 PM

Jesse Custer

Polymerase ... um, I think you need to look at that picture again, bud. That's a kid. Maybe 10-12 years old.

2/6/2006 11:17:22 PM

NonHomogenized

\"Lonely Virgin\" award, anyone? (Yes, yahweh, you're not giving out any awards to the end of the month, but I figured I'd mention something now)

2/6/2006 11:27:03 PM

Julian


Don't theories needs facts to not be idle speculation?

2/7/2006 12:46:09 AM

Jade

Bitter much Paul?

2/7/2006 1:25:37 AM

Mr. Turquoise

Well, PaulRevere isn't the only man I've heard say things like this. Here in Japan, there is a lot of this type of thinking, except it doesn't just apply to American men. I've also met guys like PaulRevere - at home, they are dateless assholes, but when they step off the plane at Narita airport, they find that they are transformed into assholes that can actually get a bit of sex. Of course, as soon as they go home, they are back to being dateless assholes.

Mr. Turquoise

2/7/2006 5:34:23 AM

Coffee

\"Yet, to bitter old spinster American feminists, we are the worst in the world.\"

Because your attitude is in no way offensive to American women.

2/7/2006 1:45:56 PM

Abaddon

>>Mr. Turquoise

Man, true that. Ever heard of Charisma Man?

http://karatethejapaneseway.com/all_about_japan/charisma_man.html

Popular character from \"The Alien\" magazine, now \"Japanzine\". Whenever I see some dumb FOB around town, with their completely pathetic attempts at getting the J-girls, I just smile and tell my friends \"What a Charisma Man.\"

2/7/2006 5:16:35 PM

Zipperback

Watch out ladies, your entire sex can be outsourced like that *snap*!

2/7/2006 9:31:31 PM

Mr. Turquoise

Abaddon, I am indeed familiar with that particular comic strip (the whole concept rings so true...).

Out of curiousity, when you say \"town\", which one are you referring to?

Mr. Turquoise

2/8/2006 12:05:55 AM

Julian


Me rub you wrong time meesta rib ear...

2/8/2006 2:30:39 AM

Abaddon

Mr. Turquoise:

That'd be Nagoya

2/8/2006 3:36:43 AM

Mr. Turquoise

Nagoya, eh? I can't say I know it well - I've only been there a couple of times (I live in Tokyo). Ever been to Tokyo's Roppongi district? Talk about the motherlode of \"Charisma Man\" types...

Mr. Turquoise

2/8/2006 9:04:09 AM

Arcturus

Well, we british don't hate America for that reason? Why? Because all the lovely american women seem to fall head over heels for our british accents ;)

2/14/2006 6:26:34 AM

Rahab

No, not all American men, Paul... just the ones like you :)

1/19/2007 4:37:58 AM

Beccs

Never gone for American guys in my life.

I prefer Kiwi and Aussie guys.

This guy is just a loser.

1/19/2007 4:44:22 AM

BurntBush

40 year old virgin award?

1/19/2007 4:47:07 AM

CousinTed


1/20/2007 6:39:29 AM
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