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well guys you dont have to be a roket scientist to know this well Jesus is know to exist by the works still written in the stone around Rome and the big fuss he caussed you coud go to any Romen temple and there is probably something ritten asking something like who's Jesus its verry simple lol i dont know how you guys dint know this....

Bongothe: D.R.A.C.O., Myspace 29 Comments [2/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Blurb

Ugh. Get thee to a writing class.

2/6/2006 8:29:20 PM

TDR

Is it my imagination or is there no one at Myspace over the age of 15?

2/6/2006 8:35:26 PM

CousinTed

Wait, is he suggesting that Romans carved all their records into stone? Better send him to a history as well.

2/6/2006 8:53:59 PM

ssdexecutor

Lucius carved a tablet asking Marcus who Jesus was, but by the time he finished, 8 hours later, class had ended.

2/6/2006 9:35:13 PM

Gadren

Anyone who sticks \"lol\"s into random points in a sentence loses credibility with me.

2/6/2006 9:41:00 PM

Dragon

<<Is it my imagination or is there no one at Myspace over the age of 15?>>
Don't I wish. I'm surrounded by them in school, so, no, there are sophomores who miraculously passed honors level English on there as well.
And they aren't much better than DRACO here.

2/6/2006 9:59:56 PM

DrunkMonkey

And Myspace pulls back into the lead in the stupidity race...

2/6/2006 10:20:51 PM

David D.G.

Actually, as I understand it, the evidence he blithely (and illiterately) assumes is obvious has never been documented, at least to my knowledge; this is one of the reasons many people doubt the historicity of Jesus.

If he's going to cite \"obvious\" evidence that people (even his allies) seem to be ignoring, he should consider asking himself if in fact he knows what the heck he's talking about.


~David D.G.

2/6/2006 10:31:36 PM

Seomah

So someone asking \"who the fuck is this Jesus you're talking about\" is irrefutable proof of all the rest of the myth? Does he know of greek written stories of lots of gods?

2/6/2006 10:51:21 PM

gregfl



He's right I dint know this.


Man, that clears the whole shebang up for me. How could I ever have doubted?


2/6/2006 11:22:39 PM

Cicero

<<“Does he know of Greek written stories of lots of gods?”>>

Like Dionysus, who died, was resurrected, and then ascended into heaven.
Hmmm. Sounds familiar – I’m sure I’ve heard that someplace else.
One of the many Jesus templates, inc. Mithras, Osiris etc

2/7/2006 12:01:55 AM

Julian


Egads.

2/7/2006 12:30:21 AM

ryan

Druk Monkey,
The myspace FC lunacy race is over. Myspace winds hands down thier member shot all those people.

2/7/2006 12:32:05 AM

PenetratingShaftOfTruthAndSemen

Nah, I'm 32 years old with a myspace.com ID. All my friends are 18+ hot african american females. Juju-Quisp is my ID there. Go check it out and look at all my hot friends.

2/7/2006 12:39:22 AM

Tara Mobley

I'm 26 and have a MySpace account, and many of my friends there are close to my age. I just never go to the forums there, instead spending my time quietly messaging my friends and writing blog entries.

But there are too many teenagers there with poor writing skills.

2/7/2006 1:20:28 AM

Acetv

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

2/7/2006 2:59:29 AM

Bigfoot

I hope nobody here gets the impression that all teenagers are stupid, and that all teenagers have myspace accounts. I'm a fifteen year old atheist, and without tooting my own horn too much, I'm a pretty intelligent guy. You're right about all other teenagers though; I can't stand other people my age.

2/7/2006 4:07:11 AM

PenetratingShaftOfTruthAndSemen

Check out my myspace account at www.myspace.com/jujuquisp

2/7/2006 4:22:22 AM

Mr. Turquoise

That's good to hear Bigfoot. For the record, I'd wager that most people here don't think that teenagers have any sort of monopoly on stupidity. I've met plenty of people my age (~30) and beyond who have boldly said things far less informed than DRACO here.

But I often wonder why Xians make statements like this, particularly since I've so rarely seen a Xian cite an independent reference proving Jesus' existence - although I've read several thorough discussions by atheists on the topic.

Mr. Turquoise

2/7/2006 6:15:40 AM

Julian

That's true - ArcherX is 34 and the very epitomy of myspace stupidity.

2/7/2006 10:12:10 AM

Julian


Yes - I saw that on a Roman temple \"Jesus - who the fuck is Jesus\"???

Maaaaan - I just can't believe someone 2,000 years ago coined the term 'cretin' to describe these asswipes.

2/7/2006 10:15:24 AM

gregfl

how about the \"I LOL and I'm Stupid!\" award.

2/7/2006 1:54:21 PM

Abaddon

Julian:

What the crap? ArcherX is 34 interrobang?!

2/7/2006 5:28:27 PM

King Spirula

Yup Bongothe,you don't have to be a roket (sic) scientist to believe what you do, as no intelligent person would believe what you do.

2/7/2006 5:56:31 PM

Phewd

Does ArcherX even exist anymore on MySpace? I can't find him...

2/7/2006 6:04:56 PM
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