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Quote# 9427

First of all, orbits are not a result of gravity. [...]

you ppl dont think.

l-Jaguar-l, MySpace 23 Comments [2/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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#13853
Gadren

Then what is it? Angels swinging the planets around on a golden string?

2/7/2006 12:18:24 AM

#13857
Julian


Gravity is a myth - this planet sucks!

2/7/2006 12:27:44 AM

#13887
Acetv

WHAT THE EFF...

2/7/2006 1:21:46 AM

#13889
Tara Mobley

What does cause the orbits then? Gravity as a cause makes a lot of sense. Lack of scientific understanding always makes my head hurt.

And doesn't he realize that complexity is usually the hallmark of chaos while simplicity is the hallmark of design?

2/7/2006 1:26:21 AM

#13894
Acetv

Later in the thread:

\"i think the reason i thought that because something is infinitely small it must = 0 is because in my limited calculus training we found that the limit of 1 divided by infinity is 0. jus trying to think abstractly\"

I wish I had a Myspace account just so I could tell this guy he should have paid more attention in his calculus class, because what he wrote right there is flat-out wrong.

2/7/2006 1:41:28 AM

#13903
Aesmael

Oh my.

Of course, as anyone who has seen an orrery will know, the planets are actually held in place with wires. Gravity has nothing to do with it.

2/7/2006 3:22:47 AM

#13909
Bum

\"something is infinitely small it must = 0 because... we found that the limit of 1 divided by infinity is 0.\"

Wait, does he know what a limit is? Just because it is a number approaching zero doesn't... nevermind. I give up.

2/7/2006 4:59:28 AM

#13931
Crosis

Funny, because the Universal Law of Gravitation correctly predicts the shape of the orbits (elliptic, parabolic, or hyperbolic) we observe. And it also seems to predict the sort of effect we saw with Hale-Bopp as it passed by Jupiter - the comet passed close enough that Jupiter's gravity severely altered its trajectory.

Are you suggesting that some other force is having *exactly* the effect we would expect gravity to have and gravity isn't doing diddly?

2/7/2006 6:48:24 AM

#13957
Meatros

This guy is a tool - I like how anytime someone disagrees with him, his first charge is that they are just disagreeing to argue.

2/7/2006 2:19:25 PM

#13989
TDR

Go back to high school. Go directly back to high school. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.

2/7/2006 8:29:11 PM

#13992
Tig

For anyone who wants a really good lesson in quantum models of the universe, the original posts from whence these comments came is awesome. Unfortunately, Mr. |-Jaguar-| never really seemed to get it; not even on his last posts.

2/7/2006 9:52:30 PM

#14050
Yahweh

TDR wins, comment of the month :D

2/7/2006 11:55:41 PM

#14075
g-21-lto

They're a result of the magical space trolls pushing the planets and the asteroids and the sun around the Earth.

2/8/2006 2:01:20 AM

#14426
Bobnowhere

The earth's flat!!!
The earth's flat!!!
The earth's flat!!!
The earth's flat!!!

2/9/2006 1:09:05 PM

#25817
murdilina

we don't think....its not even worth arguing with these people, you'd get more intellectual and rational discussion out of a drunk pig.

4/7/2006 9:12:50 PM

#562915
Doctor Jack

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(Breath)

ahahahahahahahhahahahaahahhahahahahahahahhahaha etc.

6/27/2008 11:19:59 PM

#562917
Dagger

@ Julian- LOL.

6/27/2008 11:20:18 PM

#605486


you're and idiot

7/30/2008 1:45:39 AM

#605713
mike-mike

Fail.

7/30/2008 4:19:36 AM

#1133918


And you didn't pass 6th grade physics.

3/17/2010 10:55:06 AM

#1476024
anti-nonsense

I thought the "intelligent falling" thing was a joke.

11/29/2012 10:08:17 AM

#1476957


I proudly proclaim myself a gravitationist !

String cant work because it would get tangled as the plantets revolve around the Sun. Sorry but I am not a geocenterist.

Perhaps if the planets were on wires you could get that to work. Like an orrery.

12/1/2012 2:41:04 PM

#1476992
xyz

@anti-nonsense: It started out as poe, but then fundies took it hook, line, and sinker.

12/1/2012 4:30:07 PM
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