Quote# 9427

First of all, orbits are not a result of gravity. [...]

you ppl dont think.

l-Jaguar-l, MySpace 25 Comments [2/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Then what is it? Angels swinging the planets around on a golden string?

2/7/2006 12:18:24 AM

Julian

Gravity is a myth - this planet sucks!

2/7/2006 12:27:44 AM

Acetv

WHAT THE EFF...

2/7/2006 1:21:46 AM

Tara Mobley

What does cause the orbits then? Gravity as a cause makes a lot of sense. Lack of scientific understanding always makes my head hurt.

And doesn't he realize that complexity is usually the hallmark of chaos while simplicity is the hallmark of design?

2/7/2006 1:26:21 AM

Acetv

\"i think the reason i thought that because something is infinitely small it must = 0 is because in my limited calculus training we found that the limit of 1 divided by infinity is 0. jus trying to think abstractly\"

I wish I had a Myspace account just so I could tell this guy he should have paid more attention in his calculus class, because what he wrote right there is flat-out wrong.

2/7/2006 1:41:28 AM

Aesmael

Oh my.

Of course, as anyone who has seen an orrery will know, the planets are actually held in place with wires. Gravity has nothing to do with it.

2/7/2006 3:22:47 AM

Bum

\"something is infinitely small it must = 0 because... we found that the limit of 1 divided by infinity is 0.\"

Wait, does he know what a limit is? Just because it is a number approaching zero doesn't... nevermind. I give up.

2/7/2006 4:59:28 AM

Crosis

Funny, because the Universal Law of Gravitation correctly predicts the shape of the orbits (elliptic, parabolic, or hyperbolic) we observe. And it also seems to predict the sort of effect we saw with Hale-Bopp as it passed by Jupiter - the comet passed close enough that Jupiter's gravity severely altered its trajectory.

Are you suggesting that some other force is having *exactly* the effect we would expect gravity to have and gravity isn't doing diddly?

2/7/2006 6:48:24 AM

Meatros

This guy is a tool - I like how anytime someone disagrees with him, his first charge is that they are just disagreeing to argue.

2/7/2006 2:19:25 PM

TDR

Go back to high school. Go directly back to high school. Do not pass go. Do not collect \$200.

2/7/2006 8:29:11 PM

Tig

For anyone who wants a really good lesson in quantum models of the universe, the original posts from whence these comments came is awesome. Unfortunately, Mr. |-Jaguar-| never really seemed to get it; not even on his last posts.

2/7/2006 9:52:30 PM

Yahweh

TDR wins, comment of the month :D

2/7/2006 11:55:41 PM

g-21-lto

They're a result of the magical space trolls pushing the planets and the asteroids and the sun around the Earth.

2/8/2006 2:01:20 AM

Bobnowhere

The earth's flat!!!
The earth's flat!!!
The earth's flat!!!
The earth's flat!!!

2/9/2006 1:09:05 PM

murdilina

we don't think....its not even worth arguing with these people, you'd get more intellectual and rational discussion out of a drunk pig.

4/7/2006 9:12:50 PM

Doctor Jack

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(Breath)

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6/27/2008 11:19:59 PM

Dagger

@ Julian- LOL.

6/27/2008 11:20:18 PM

you're and idiot

7/30/2008 1:45:39 AM

mike-mike

Fail.

7/30/2008 4:19:36 AM

And you didn't pass 6th grade physics.

3/17/2010 10:55:06 AM

anti-nonsense

I thought the "intelligent falling" thing was a joke.

11/29/2012 10:08:17 AM

I proudly proclaim myself a gravitationist !

String cant work because it would get tangled as the plantets revolve around the Sun. Sorry but I am not a geocenterist.

Perhaps if the planets were on wires you could get that to work. Like an orrery.

12/1/2012 2:41:04 PM

xyz

@anti-nonsense: It started out as poe, but then fundies took it hook, line, and sinker.

12/1/2012 4:30:07 PM

Even if they aren't thinkers you are not even wrong. You're more wrong than they are and couldn't even achieve being wrong at best. Total fail

6/8/2017 6:40:10 AM

Anon-e-moose

Thank you for admitting that Celestia and Luna are real, then.

Akhenaten/the Japanese, and the ancient Romans/Greeks were right after all.

6/8/2017 8:12:47 AM