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Quantum~learning is holographic image fledging of holographic~flux mind.

"Doug, what do you mean by 'image~fledging?'" Simply, quantum~imaginationings.

Doug assumes quantum~reality issi quantum~holographic. What we colloquially refer 'The Matrix,' is actually a (many, any) hologram(s) of holograms. Our best clue to this is conjecture by David Bohm and Karl Pribram. Another clue is sentient sensing qua. Our eyes sense photons. Photons are quantum~packetized holograms. Our hearing of phonons is similar. Our olfactory smell omnistinguishes effervescent holographic packetized molecules. And so on...

Now we can choose, via being students of quantonics, to view all those sensory packets as holographic images which our quantum~holographic minds 'store' and learn in a mental hologram of holograms. This quantum~process we may choose to call "quantum~cognitive imagination." Once cognized any holographic imagination's potentia for quantum~recognition becomes stochastically significant.

Doug will provide more omniscussion here on many relevant topics, including:

*neurons,
*energy wells (a la Jeffrey Satinover in his Quantum Brain)
Doug is working on novel graphics of H5W energy wells may be modeled.
*quantum~waves as packetized sensory energy holograms,
*Doug's novel hermeneutics of peaqlos to describe 'content of energy wells,'
*Autiot's fractal~recursive~energy descriptionings of a 'real learning' lesson as shee'oor. In Autiot, right to left: Raysh~Vav~Ayin~Yod~Sheen. There is much to write here.
*etc.

As you can see, there is much to omniscuss here.


Doug Renselle, Quantonics 106 Comments [5/16/2013 3:28:52 AM]
Fundie Index: 99
Submitted By: aebars
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Tempus

Holy schizophasic word salad, Batman!

5/16/2013 3:31:22 AM

Nomen Nescio

wrong subsection, i think. sounds more conspiracist than fundie, but i'll admit it's hard to tell through the word salad.

(i kept mistyping "salad" in my tiredness; kept coming out "salsa". heh. word salsa's a decent description of this, too, i guess...)

5/16/2013 3:41:43 AM



You keep using that word "quantum". I do not think it means what you think it means.

5/16/2013 3:42:26 AM

Passerby

Is this something a real person said or something pulled from the pages of badly written scifi trying to sound cool? Really, most of this isn't even real words.

5/16/2013 3:46:01 AM

Ebon

The fuck is this shit?

5/16/2013 3:46:56 AM

Mikgof

WTF!

5/16/2013 3:48:26 AM



"omnistinguishes" "omniscussion" "omniscuss"

Does he just like replacing "d" with "omn" in an attempt to make more impressive sounding words?

5/16/2013 3:49:07 AM

Paler_Face

This is one omnitastic word salad.

5/16/2013 3:52:24 AM

Draken

And... they're coming to take me away, hoho, hihi, haha.

5/16/2013 3:54:54 AM

Pip

Omniloony

5/16/2013 3:57:04 AM

Canuovea

...?

5/16/2013 3:58:17 AM

Canadia

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

5/16/2013 4:03:46 AM

Raised by Horses

Technobabble: The Movie.

Also, Red Dwarf did it first.

5/16/2013 4:04:27 AM

Indicible

Ran it through Google Translate, got a BSOD...

5/16/2013 4:05:58 AM

Kuno

...

Is this English?

5/16/2013 4:10:22 AM

Random Guy


5/16/2013 4:12:42 AM

OhJohnNo

The "WTF?" button was so named for situations like this.

5/16/2013 4:13:47 AM

checkmate


5/16/2013 4:24:09 AM

Warren McIntosh

Warren has looked at your nonsense, which appears to say that what we see, hear and smell are not the actual 'thing' but the reactions of other things to the 'thing' (like light reflecting off it), which is then further constructed in our mind to a third-hand artificial representation of the 'thing', which we can then manipulate using our mind (in Warren's case, mainly to fap too).

Warren thinks that then (and this is the 'clever' part), if you make up lots of stupid play-words for these basic and fairly obvious concepts, you can then use the confusion generated to add in the biggest load of moronic nonsense ever and pretend you've discovered the secret of the universe.

Warren says good work, keep it up, and no doubt we'll see you on these pages again soon.

5/16/2013 4:32:12 AM

RW2

Deepak, is that you?

5/16/2013 4:32:39 AM



I can't tell whether it is fundie or not, but it is definitely WTF.

5/16/2013 4:47:09 AM

ChakatBlackstar

What the hell did I just read? Normally I can muddle through the worst technobabble sci-fi has to throw at us and I still can't make heads or tails of what he's saying.

5/16/2013 4:48:33 AM

FOREVERIALLY

This Doug the nutjob has become Foreverial Omniquantum Doug and he was fully ~~~~~~tized with his organs and inside and literally his whole body changed into a permanent quantum holographic version with quantum holographic omni~thoughtinative organs and insides and a holographic omni~thoughtinative, wave and omni~reality tongue. nose is a holographic packetized nose and has two holographic wave lips and two holographic omni~thoughtinative and wave ears.

5/16/2013 4:48:44 AM

John_in_Oz

Phillip-George(c)2013 is that you?

5/16/2013 4:58:16 AM

Mister Spak

wat

5/16/2013 5:07:51 AM
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