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To atheist science is their god, how do you prove science is right, well by using science.

Jesus is the answer., Myspace 32 Comments [2/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Jeremy

What else would you expect from a guy named Jesus is the answer?

2/7/2006 3:58:21 AM

Julian

Yes - that is why science RULES!

How does one prove God right? Oh that's right - you can't!! He was made up by a pack of ignorant goat rapers.

2/7/2006 5:04:33 AM

Darfasti

I hope you get an F on your high school science test.

That is, of course, assuming you're even *in* high school yet...

2/7/2006 5:13:53 AM

Julian


Ooooh - do we get to play Jeopardy with JitA?

OK Alex. For 100.

Why are Americans so idiotic that 20% of them believe the sun orbits the Earth?

2/7/2006 5:31:39 AM

Luffy

I can't wait until this guy takes high school biology and furiously scribbles \"GOD!\" in every answer box of every test.

2/7/2006 12:04:05 PM

gregfl

er, okay \"jesus is the answer\".

But what the Fuck was the question?


2/7/2006 1:56:20 PM

David D.G.

The most staggeringly ironic thing here is that this guy doesn't realize that his comment is NOT ironic. (Well, except for that crack about atheists considering science to be their god. That's just a badly flawed metaphor.)


~David D.G.

2/7/2006 3:33:32 PM

King Spirula

To creationist the bible is the source of their god and creationism. How do you prove the bible is right, well by using the bible.

2/7/2006 6:12:47 PM

TDR

\"But what the Fuck was the question?\"

ooooh. Deep.

2/7/2006 8:24:42 PM

Devlyn

And there was me thinking that we verify science by means of observing.

Silly me :P.

2/7/2006 10:20:29 PM

David D.G.

How do you prove science wrong? Well, by using science then, too. At least science is willing to play fair, which is more than one can say for religion.


~David D.G.

2/7/2006 10:39:48 PM

TheChadd

You can't 'disprove' science... You can disprove different scientific theories (through the use of science) however science is merely a way of comming to answers - it is not 'the' answer.


2/8/2006 1:01:56 AM

never been there

\"How do you prove the bible is right, well by using the bible. \"

Give them credit, that's a lot harder than proving the bible is false by using the bible.

2/8/2006 2:10:18 AM

Peachy

No, no. How do you know your faith is correct? You have faith. That's the argument you're trying to make.

2/8/2006 3:57:02 PM

g-21-lto

I'll have time to post a more full response to this once I've finished sacrificing the weekly virgin atop an altar to the Almighty mass spectrometer downstairs. Back in a few...

2/8/2006 6:16:53 PM

Aesmael

>>er, okay \"jesus is the answer\".

But what the Fuck was the question?<<

\"Why are you so ignorant?\"

Just a thought.

2/9/2006 2:23:16 AM

Rime

Say it with me:

Athiests don't have a god. Please stop trying to shoehorn nonbelievers into some sort of theism.

And now say this with me:

Non-Christians are your target audience. You cannot convert your target audience while you're trying to hate them.

God Bless!!1!

2/9/2006 12:56:27 PM

vichycycl

To theists god is their brain, heart and conscience. How do you prove the existence of this god? You don't; you have to have faith.

Now that we've established who uses logic, what's your point?

6/29/2007 11:03:56 AM

Viva

Science is the method by which you approach a problem. You cannot "prove" a method, that makes absolutely no sense. You use science to analyse data and validate theories, not worship

6/29/2007 11:50:23 AM

Jim

And I'm sure that Christianity can be proven by...some other means.

7/12/2007 2:27:51 AM

agentCDE

For fuck's sake. Science is not a god, nor is it a belief system. Stop trying to dictate what we beleive to us.

7/12/2007 2:36:03 AM

Ambrielle

Pardon?

7/12/2007 8:25:05 AM

Freboy

Sure it's a God. Truth is the ideal, cryo tubes and spectrophotometers are our holy relics, lectures are our sermons and Nobel Prize winners are our prophets.

We don't have priests that molest altar boys through, which makes ours the religion of choice.

7/12/2007 8:50:23 AM

Mr Smith

Science Damn You "Jesus is the answer"!

7/12/2007 9:46:22 AM

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