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[Reasoning out that Jacob Robida, responsible for the recent attacks in the gay bar, was in fact gay.]

No, of course not. After all, the only way a person can be identified as a homosexual is by their chosen behavior.

So we are limited to doing the following:

* noting that he frequented a homosexual bar - people who spend time in homosexual bars tend to be (you guessed it) homosexual

* noting that he had no known girlfriend - another clue

* noting that he committed multiple acts of violence - homosexuals are known to commit domestic violence at a somewhat higher rate than do normal, heterosexual couples, and homosexuals are also known to commit sexual molestation of children at higher rates than do heterosexuals

So yes, of course we have no way of knowing for certain that he was a homosexual. But it's the most intelligent guess we can make at this point until (if ever) we uncover some evidence to the contrary.

Native American, Free Conservatives 21 Comments [2/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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vipertaja

Higher rate for domestic violence in
gays? Pedophilia too? It would do this
guy good to post some fucking sources
for this stuff...though I guess if one is
singing in a choir.

2/7/2006 5:19:43 AM

vipertaja

Higher rate for domestic violence in
gays? Pedophilia too? It would do this
guy good to post some fucking sources
for this stuff...though I guess if one is
singing in a choir.

2/7/2006 5:22:17 AM

Yahweh

>>It would do this
guy good to post some fucking sources
for this stuff<<

100 times out of 100, its a repeat of Paul Cameron's debunked \"research\". See http://www.skepticwiki.org/wiki/index.php/Homosexuality

2/7/2006 5:41:20 AM

Julian

Point 1 is not that ludicrous - apart from the fact that he think's he's conducting a smear campaign.

Yep - by point two every 'Comic Book Guy' is gay. $10 says 'NA' is also gay by that definition.

pt 3 is just an absurdity.

Native American all right. Nativism was an American political movement 150 yrs ago - unabashed racism. They were coined the Know-Nothing party!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Know-Nothing_movement

2/7/2006 5:51:49 AM

Julian

actually, this is a better link.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nativists

2/7/2006 6:09:46 AM

Crosis

1) Arguable, as he went there with the intent to beat them up. There's little evidence he \"frequented\" it at all, just that he went there once.

2) Argument from ignorance (we don't know that he didn't have one), plus plenty of guys just can't get a date.

3) I call bullshit.

2/7/2006 6:31:03 AM

Deus Ex Machina

Obviously someone doing something this awful can't be a good right wing conservative. No, it must be a homosexual crazed liberal raging against his own nature!

2/7/2006 8:52:34 AM

Huffers

We don't know if he had a boyfriend or not... so he must have been straight

2/7/2006 8:59:13 AM

Seomah

\"But it's the most intelligent guess we can make\"

I'd say it's the best guess HE can make. Clearly the word intelligent is out of place.

2/7/2006 9:13:00 AM

xMinionX

That whole thread is amazing.

2/7/2006 2:02:25 PM

Xi

Wow, that whole thread makes FreeCers look logical. They are actually disagreeing with him.

Wonder if they'd behave the same way if Doom made that claim?

2/7/2006 3:58:53 PM

TDR

what a moron. Sigh.

2/7/2006 8:23:18 PM

Phil

When they caught him, he was in a car with a young woman. Who knows if she was his girlfriend, but surely that's more \"evidence\" than NA's suppositions?

As to point #3, it is absolute bullshit. He is assuming that people who rape boys are identified as gay -- however many (most?) identify themselves as heterosexual. If not, there sure are a lot of gay priests out there...

2/7/2006 9:07:33 PM

xMinionX

Point #2 is bullshit as well. Unless my middle school friends were right and not having a girlfriend DOES mean you're gay.

2/7/2006 10:07:04 PM

someone

\"Point #2 is bullshit as well. Unless my middle school friends were right and not having a girlfriend DOES mean you're gay.\"

Therefore, you can have all the gay sex you want inbetween girlfriends.

2/21/2006 1:32:02 AM

Matilde

So, did he kill his comrades because he was a kind of masochistic?, besides, by your standards, we all have been homosexuals once in our lives. And homosexuals DON´T COMMIT DOMESTIC VIOLENCE AT A HIGHER RATE, because, among other things, the rate of singlehood there is double. Alternative bizarro universe.

9/27/2006 3:18:41 PM

Condor

acctually, gays have LOWER domestic violence and equal rates of paedophilia. numb fuck!

5/19/2008 9:24:08 AM

3chordwonder

I spend a lot of time in gay bars - basically cos they are much more fun an way less threatening than regular places in a big city. Plus I have several gay friends.

I'm married with 3 kids and straight as you like.

5/19/2008 10:04:05 AM



/* noting that he frequented a homosexual bar - people who spend time in homosexual bars tend to be (you guessed it) homosexual/

You don't suppose that homosexuals with straight friends (yes, there is such a thing as homosexuals befriending straight people without any intention of sleeping with them) might just bring them there to hang out and inform everyone else that their friends are unavailable?

/* noting that he had no known girlfriend - another clue/

I'm single at the moment. Does that mean I'm a lesbian? But then, wouldn't that make Jesus, St. John the Baptist, and Paul gay?

/* noting that he committed multiple acts of violence - homosexuals are known to commit domestic violence at a somewhat higher rate than do normal, heterosexual couples, and homosexuals are also known to commit sexual molestation of children at higher rates than do heterosexuals/

Sources, please? Oh, that's right, you have none, save the bigoted ramblings of your deluded mind and/or pastor.

5/19/2008 3:24:11 PM

Jax

A Native American against gay rights. Who knew.

12/1/2008 6:18:04 AM

a mind far far away

Ok, let's think this through. His handle is "Native American", he's at the website "Free Conservatives", and he's spouting off fundy anti-homosexual bs. Somehow, I think this might be a Poe.

12/1/2008 6:42:24 AM
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