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The Christian Religion is the absolute ultimate Power. If a person practices Roman Catholicism they can gain absolute Power. I have absolute Power by The Blood of Jesus Christ. I cannot die. I cannot be defeated. I will always have everything I ask for. [...]

Science is a catalog of observations that the universe does the will of God, perfectly. The Will of God being perfectly followed by all of Creation is the reason things can be predicted through science. But, without true knowledge, science becomes sorcery. The applied science of medicine is now the cause of illness. The aborteress makes death to the doctor through the sin of medical practice. Medicine is no longer practiced, but committed. When you go to see a doctor, he is programmed to suck as much cash out of your sickness as he possibly can. This is what happens to science without God. Patients are being sacrificed, being given expensive, lethal drugs in order to get every last penny out of them before they die. This serves as a sacrifice to the demon, Mammon. Science has been turned into witchcraft and sorcery.

By ignorance to Jesus Christ man has doomed himself to use all his knowledge for destruction. If The Name Jesus Christ is not proclaimed throughout the world, the disease of deceit will corrode man away like cancer. Homicide, abortion, sodomy, disease, starvation, suicide, genocide, use of artificial birth control, human sacrifice, and cannibalism are all symptoms of the disease that infects mankind. Our mockery of Jesus is our last cry to Him before we perish from an otherwise perfect universe. We are infected, and dying. Mankind is over.

AwesomeMachine, FSTDT Comments 28 Comments [2/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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CousinTed; Guardian of the Holy Grail

Didth thou not listen to the warning's put forth by the grail knight whence thou dranketh from the most holy chalice? Thine immortality shalt only stay with thee whence thou doth not stray from The Canyon of the Crescent Moon. By entering into yon outside world thou hast put thineself at risk of the terrible malady known as 'Assfuck insanity'. You have truely chosen poorly young knight.

2/7/2006 10:34:55 PM

David D.G.

<< If a person practices Roman Catholicism they can gain absolute Power. >>

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So, Roman Catholicism is the Dark Side?

Got it.


~David D.G.

2/7/2006 10:47:03 PM

Tara Mobley

I've been asked politely to not refer to anything done in Christianity as \"magic\" before. And now here this guy goes off and pretty much proves my point!

2/7/2006 10:54:34 PM

gregfl

Is awesome machine typing from the mental hospital shared computer?

Someone check his IP..


2/7/2006 10:57:55 PM

Yahweh

>>Is awesome machine typing from the mental hospital shared computer?

Someone check his IP..<<

His IP information is private, but he's using a Time-Warner company for highspeed internet (not AOL).

2/7/2006 11:34:25 PM

AWP

Down with Science!!! [/sarcasme]

2/7/2006 11:48:51 PM

ssdexecutor

Power! Unlimited POWER!

Young fool. Only now, at the end, do you understand. Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the POPE!

2/8/2006 1:18:33 AM

Bob

So, how do you get this unlimited power from the blood of Christ? Do you have to drink it, bathe in it, inhale it, what?

2/8/2006 1:41:31 AM

CousinTed; Guardian of the Holy Grail

My good Bob, one needs only to drink from the Holy Grail to gain its powers of immortality, But, beware: the Grail cannot pass beyond the Great Seal, for that is the boundry, and the price, of immortality. And, most important of all; choose wisely, for while the true Grail will bring you life, the false Grail will take it from you. AwesomeMachine has chosen...Poorly

2/8/2006 3:29:27 AM

Teatime

Facts.

1. Catholics are mammals.

2. Catholics fight ALL the time.

3. The purpose of the Catholic is to flip out and kill people.

This just shows that Catholics are really AWESOME, and by really AWESOME, I mean totally sweet!

2/8/2006 4:05:02 AM

Crosis

Teatime, that may be the most random post I've seen here in a while.

#1 is true of all people (religious or not), #2 is as well (minus the word \"all\", which is equally false for Catholics), and #3 came out of nowhere (and is blatantly false as well). I honestly can't tell whether your post was tongue-in-cheek or not (though I suspect it probably was).

2/8/2006 5:51:33 AM

Julian


Everything you ask for hey? Post any more of that shit and you're asking for a collosal beatin'

2/8/2006 6:17:23 AM

Amos

Crosis,

Try this link. Only then will you understand. http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm

2/8/2006 6:50:13 AM

Coffee

Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth, but the Roman Catholics will get absolute Power. Does fundamentalism cause schizophrenia?

2/8/2006 1:47:45 PM

Peachy

And yet this moron is on his wicked, science-created computer, committing the sin of internet posting. To Hell with thee...

2/8/2006 4:01:45 PM

TDR

\"I cannot die. I cannot be defeated.\"

bet ya half a dollar?

2/8/2006 4:40:09 PM

Rime

\"Our mockery of Jesus is our last cry to Him before we perish from an otherwise perfect universe.\"

Get yourself a mirror, AwesomeMachine. I see no greater mockery of Jesus than the person who made this quote.

God Bless!

2/9/2006 12:52:10 PM

NonHomogenized

Teatime:
see comment #14847 in the comments thread in which AwesomeMachine posted this comment. :-p

2/9/2006 6:11:24 PM

Caphi

<voice src=\"Chancellor Palpatine\">There are some who consider my ancient, outmoded beliefs to be... unnatural.
</voice>

2/10/2006 7:02:46 PM

vipertaja

*Raises sword*

I HAVE THE POWER!!!!11!!one!!eleven!!!

3/1/2006 8:27:31 AM

Rahab

I like how he equates the use of condoms with homicide, human sacrifice and cannibalism.

3/5/2007 6:04:14 AM

Praetyre

You are not a Catholic. You are a pseudo-occultist wacko.

5/6/2007 10:23:45 AM

BurntBush

LOL, I used to work in a Federal building down the street from a mission. In order to get their lunch, the crazies had to listen to a sermon every day. They would always show up at the Federal building talking just like this guy.

5/6/2007 10:29:09 AM

Puck

Dude, I have no respect for your opinion whatsoever. You left out the bagpipes.

5/6/2007 12:58:37 PM



Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this post is all about christians, REAL CHRISTIANS. This post is awesome. My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about christians. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1. Christians are mammals.
2. Christians pray ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the christian is to flip out and kill people.

Testimonial:

My friend Mark said that he saw a christian totally uppercut some kid just because the kid believed evolution.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that christians have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

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