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So, I was doing some spring cleaning over the past week and wanted to get rid of some old stuff. I had a few things that were still in good condition that i thought i could sell for some quick cash. I had an old First Act electric guitar. Basically, First Act aren't real instrument, just fancy toys. Good for kids or beginners. I bought it a few years ago at Toys 'R' Us for around $90. I put the guitar up for sale on Craigslist. I didn't put a price. It makes potential buyers call for the price. Also, on the off chance a nigger calls, I can impose my nigger tax/fee. Anyway, I get a call from someone interested in the guitar. It sounded like a nigger but spoke English that, surprisingly i could understand. Since it's a nigger, i tell it that i'm asking $150. I tell it to meet me at the mall parking lot to can see it and make the exchange (cash only). *(Don't worry, there is a police substation at this mall, and we met up right in front of it. Not to mention I am a CWP carrier.) Anyway, this nigger boy pulls up. It wasn't the typical street ape. This was the jolly, smilin', yessuh, Louis Armstrong, tryna-bee-white types. I guess he be seein' dem wite boys bee playin' dems guitar and it wanted to mimic human behavior. I tell it that this is a good guitar for beginners because of the price and that it will "attract the ladies"--appealing to it's muhdikk nature. He liked what he saw and gave me the $150. He didn't even want to test it or anything. I think he wanted people to think he beez a mooz-ishin n' sheeit!!! That sucker paid $150 for a guitar that wasn't even worth more than about $20 on a good day. Even pawn shops don't accept them. He axed if I could gib him lessons and I said no. He can go to any music store and get lessons. I had the money in hand so I got in my car and drove away with a big smile on my face!!! I would've loved to see the look on that nigger's face when he found out that he dun been ripped off by da wite muh-fugga wit the guitar!!!
On a side note--I am wise to the niggers that "act white". I know that it is just that...an act. Nothing more than mimicry. Normally, I don't do business with niggers but this was a good opportunity to rip off a nigger for his Obama-dollaz!!! Otherwise, I am an honest businessman!!!

Bee-boppin' blue gums, Niggermania 40 Comments [5/22/2013 3:09:10 AM]
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Submitted By: Shah
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Reynardine

You really need your slats kicked in.

5/22/2013 3:29:56 AM

fishtank

despicable waste of space.

5/22/2013 3:39:17 AM

Mike Litoris

Yeah. All lies.

5/22/2013 4:00:40 AM

Ebon

You're a lying sack of shit.

5/22/2013 4:19:47 AM

Kuno

Even IF that story would be real, you are proud of being a criminal?

And are you implying that black people cannot play guitar? Really?

Jimi Hendrix, John Lee Hooker, BB King, Matt “Guitar” Murphy, Richie Havens and countless others would like to have a word with you…

5/22/2013 4:23:23 AM

Qazamir McSmarty Britches

I don't do business with niggers but this was a good opportunity to rip off a nigger for his Obama-dollaz!!!

I seriously doubt this actually happened, and that you are just telling a bullshit story for the rest of your little hate group to fap to...

but just in case...

So on top of being a racist asshole, you proudly engage in fraud as well. That's just special!


5/22/2013 5:07:07 AM

Adey

I'm going with LIAR, LIAR PANTS ON FIRE. And you are a racist piece of shit. Die painfully.

5/22/2013 5:27:55 AM

Warren McIntosh

There's a word for a person like you.

And that word is "Nigger", in exactly the way you mean it when you say it about a black person.


5/22/2013 5:31:14 AM



I love how these racist shitbags love to say that minorities are all deceitful thieves and felons then go on to recount several crimes they gaily commited against perfectly normal and all too trusting members of the community.

5/22/2013 5:33:28 AM

Doubting Thomas

But yet if a white guy got ripped off by a black guy you'd be screaming so loud that spittle would be flying from your mouth and the veins would be popping out on your neck.

What a pitiful excuse for a human.

5/22/2013 6:01:37 AM

Pip

Just pathetic

5/22/2013 6:36:53 AM

...What

I am at a loss for words. I want to just spend a few years inventing a way to punch people over the Internet just to be able to hurt that asshole.

5/22/2013 6:53:56 AM

UHM

So not only are you a racist, you're also an asshole.

5/22/2013 7:18:30 AM

aebars

I can't decide whether to believe this or not.

5/22/2013 7:21:43 AM

Delirium

Uh, you do realize that most of the early rock musicians and pretty much all of the early blues musicians were black, right?

I hope that guy becomes more talented than you.

5/22/2013 7:23:52 AM

nazani14

What really happened: Having previously checked out prices online, he pulled up in his Saab and paid you $35. He was the one who suggested that you meet in a public place.

5/22/2013 9:03:54 AM

Matante

OP loses in every way. His would-be victim will be hapy to have that guitar and possibly never know he was ripped off, while OP has nothing else to brag of than being able to overcharge a stranger.
He even fails at being an asshole!

5/22/2013 10:10:50 AM

Raised by Horses

You know how the lunatic fringe on the right has 'gay reparative therapy'? Can we get something like 'raging douchebag reparative therapy' to even things out?

Anyway, this is good craic. Almost as good as the time Eric Clapton, a man who's made his entire career out of playing blues music, started moaning about wanting to 'keep Britain white'.

5/22/2013 11:07:10 AM

Z

I get it. He got $1.50 for it and went to a racist website to make up a story as a way to vent about it.

5/22/2013 3:01:03 PM

Starscream

I'm calling bullshit. Trying *way* too hard here.


Either way the guy's clearly a cunt, however.

5/22/2013 6:12:17 PM

werewolf

Good story, bro. Yaaaawn!

5/22/2013 10:23:53 PM

NotaReptile

This has gotta be a Poe... doesn't it? Please say this is a Poe

5/23/2013 1:07:18 AM

LDM

People like you are why I avoid Craigslist like the plague.

5/23/2013 2:45:20 AM

farpadokly

"I guess he be seein' dem wite boys bee playin' dems guitar and it wanted to mimic human behaviour".
Chuck Berry? Jimi Hendrix? Any old bluesman you care to name?

5/23/2013 5:26:06 AM

Joe Mama

this was a good opportunity to rip off a nigger for his Obama-dollaz!!!

Because no white person has ever received any form of public assistance.

What I find ironic about this post is that this douchebag talks about black kids imitating white people playing guitar, when rock & roll came from black music to begin with.

5/23/2013 5:31:52 AM
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