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So, I was doing some spring cleaning over the past week and wanted to get rid of some old stuff. I had a few things that were still in good condition that i thought i could sell for some quick cash. I had an old First Act electric guitar. Basically, First Act aren't real instrument, just fancy toys. Good for kids or beginners. I bought it a few years ago at Toys 'R' Us for around $90. I put the guitar up for sale on Craigslist. I didn't put a price. It makes potential buyers call for the price. Also, on the off chance a nigger calls, I can impose my nigger tax/fee. Anyway, I get a call from someone interested in the guitar. It sounded like a nigger but spoke English that, surprisingly i could understand. Since it's a nigger, i tell it that i'm asking $150. I tell it to meet me at the mall parking lot to can see it and make the exchange (cash only). *(Don't worry, there is a police substation at this mall, and we met up right in front of it. Not to mention I am a CWP carrier.) Anyway, this nigger boy pulls up. It wasn't the typical street ape. This was the jolly, smilin', yessuh, Louis Armstrong, tryna-bee-white types. I guess he be seein' dem wite boys bee playin' dems guitar and it wanted to mimic human behavior. I tell it that this is a good guitar for beginners because of the price and that it will "attract the ladies"--appealing to it's muhdikk nature. He liked what he saw and gave me the $150. He didn't even want to test it or anything. I think he wanted people to think he beez a mooz-ishin n' sheeit!!! That sucker paid $150 for a guitar that wasn't even worth more than about $20 on a good day. Even pawn shops don't accept them. He axed if I could gib him lessons and I said no. He can go to any music store and get lessons. I had the money in hand so I got in my car and drove away with a big smile on my face!!! I would've loved to see the look on that nigger's face when he found out that he dun been ripped off by da wite muh-fugga wit the guitar!!!
On a side note--I am wise to the niggers that "act white". I know that it is just that...an act. Nothing more than mimicry. Normally, I don't do business with niggers but this was a good opportunity to rip off a nigger for his Obama-dollaz!!! Otherwise, I am an honest businessman!!!

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