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Here are some men and women who mocked God:

JOHN LENNON:
Some years before doing his interview with an
American Magazine, he said:
"Christianity will end, it will disappear. I do not
have to argue about that. I am certain. Jesus was
ok, but his subjects were too simple, Today we are
more famous than Him" (1966)".
Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more
famous than Jesus Christ, was shot six times.

TANCREDO NEVES:
During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got
500 votes from his party, not even God would remove
him from Presidency. Sure he got the votes, but he
got sick a day before being made President, then he
died.

CAZUZA:
During a show in Canecão ( Rio de Janeiro ), whilst
smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into
the air and said: God, that's for you.

I can't even explain how he died.

THE MAN WHO BUILT TITANIC:
After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked
him how safe the Titanic would be. With an ironic
tone he said: "Not even God can sink it"

The result: I think you all know what happened to
the Titanic.

William Wise, Yahoo! Message Boards 39 Comments [2/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Gadren

Post hoc!

Of course ignoring all the horrible deaths of many Christians, not to mention the happy lives of many atheists.

2/7/2006 9:54:34 PM

Blurb

Eek. This kinda reminds me of the movie \"Dante's Peak.\" Ya ever notice in that film how everyone who crosses Pierce Brosnan's character dies a horrible death? It’s a bad, bad movie. William Wise is a big, big idiot.

2/7/2006 9:58:53 PM

PenetratingShaftOfTruthAndSemen

PENETRATINGSHAFTOFTRUTHANDSEMEN:
While zipping up his pants after a good pee and shit, PenetratingShaftOfTruthAndSemen cursed God to hell when he got his penis stuck in his zipper. There was blood everywhere and guess what....

God would not allow the bloody stain to be removed from Penetrating's underwear.

2/7/2006 10:15:46 PM

CousinTed

>>JOHN LENNON:
Some years before doing his interview with an
American Magazine, he said:
\"Christianity will end, it will disappear. I do not
have to argue about that. I am certain. Jesus was
ok, but his subjects were too simple, Today we are
more famous than Him\" (1966)\".
Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more
famous than Jesus Christ, was shot six times.<<

He conveniantly forgets to mention the rather glaring 15 year gap between that statement and Lennon's assasination.

>>CAZUZA:
During a show in Canecão ( Rio de Janeiro ), whilst
smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into
the air and said: God, that's for you.

I can't even explain how he died.<<

See, most people would just say 'no thanks' if someone offered them a smoke. But not God, noooo he had to kill him. He offers you a smoke, and you kill him.

>>THE MAN WHO BUILT TITANIC:
After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked
him how safe the Titanic would be. With an ironic
tone he said: \"Not even God can sink it\"

The result: I think you all know what happened to
the Titanic.\"<<

Ignoring the fact that it took a lot more than one guy to build the Titanic, was the guy who said this even on the boat when it sank?

2/7/2006 10:28:53 PM

Gerard

THE MAN WHO BUILT TITANIC:
After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked
him how safe the Titanic would be. With an ironic
tone he said: \"Not even God can sink it\"

The result: I think you all know what happened to
the Titanic.\"

Does this guy have a name? I smell BS here!

2/7/2006 10:34:40 PM

gregfl

\"Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more
famous than Jesus Christ, was shot six times.\"

Six times? One would think that an omnipotent god would be a little better shot than that.


2/7/2006 10:53:17 PM

Yahweh

I think I'll take this guy's wager...


GOD! IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, I THINK YOU ARE TOO WEAK TO DOUBLE MY PENIS'S SIZE AND GIRTH! Ha ha ha ha!


Edit to add: I just got an email, \"Increase penis size naturally\". Yeaah, God, totally lame.

2/7/2006 11:51:31 PM

ssdexecutor

OMG!!!1 I see the connection! Mocking God causes you to DIE!! It's a well-known fact that Christians who stay faithful to God NEVER die.

EVER.

2/8/2006 1:08:02 AM

Cicero

>>Ignoring the fact that it took a lot more than one guy to build the Titanic, was the guy who said this even on the boat when it sank?<<

CPT Smith died
Andrews the builder died
Mr Ismay, boss of White Star didn't.
Don't know who said the alleged comment though.

Does this mean God is a big Ice berg in the North Atlantic?
Thank fuck for Air Travel, or does it have SAM sites now?

2/8/2006 2:21:26 AM

Jade

I think God has bad aim because I sometimes wonder if he was really aiming for Yoko. (Tasteless joke, I apologize.)

As for the Titanic, it ran into an iceberg like other ships have done and sank. It's not really that unique in the grand scheme of things aside from all the hype surrounding it.

2/8/2006 3:10:31 PM

Peachy

And yet billions of non-Christians continue to survive...

2/8/2006 4:06:22 PM

TDR

like, ohmigod, Yahweh, I'm like, so totally going to convert, now!

2/8/2006 4:33:15 PM

Aesmael

According to wikipedia there have been 265 popes. All but one is now dead. D.E.A.D. So are countless christians, hindus, muslims, jews, atheists, buddhists, romans, greeks, mayans, aztecs, shamans, animists, celts, and surely more I'm forgetting. Some of them defied god, more spent their lives praising and worshipping god (or a god or some subset thereof) and others were just plain indifferent. Was their a point here?

I think William Wise is trying to remind us that, hey, sometimes eerie coincidences happen. Like when one thinks of a person and shortly after receives a call from them on that magic telephonic device which is all the rage these days.

Ooh, ooh, I've got one!

\"In atheist future, man kills God\"

Edit: Orginally said \"According to wikipedia there have been popes\" Look it up - it's true!

2/9/2006 2:41:18 AM

Lobo Guara

No, it can't be true!
By his comments...By the examples of Cazuza and Tancredo Neves...

William must be brazilian. Oh, the horror! Great. There goes my country!

2/9/2006 5:47:46 PM

Alejandro

Reminds me of a friend of mine who has this funny way of \"arguing back\" whenever one brings up a quotation in a discussion with him. Suppose for example the discussion is about something related to physics, and I quote something said once by Einstein that supports my position. He will answer:

\"And how did Einstein end up? Dead!\"

2/9/2006 11:21:31 PM

Gold

What's interesting is that the christians who reapeat that diatribe, don't realise that they are confirming what many non-christians have been saying for a long time, \"their God is a psychotic egomaniac, and a very bad deity. I mean, he kills hundreds of innocent people on the Titanic, just to prove one guy's innocuous statement wrong? Fucking crazy!

2/10/2006 12:41:19 AM

Mike

That's the Christian mindset for you.

Atheist gets killed, it's God's will. Christian dies, work of atheist conspiracy or some shit.

2/11/2006 11:07:42 AM

godling

The Titanic comment was supposedly said to a passenger (Mrs Albert Caldwell) by a deck hand - NOT by the shipbuilder (see 'A Night to Remember' by Walter Lord).

Not really sure why God didn't just knock that deckhand overboard instead of killing over 1500 people who never even heard the blasphemy uttered.

2/13/2006 1:09:40 AM

Justine

All of you will remember what you wrote here and regret it.

2/23/2006 2:37:29 PM

Gold

All of you will remember what you wrote here and regret it.


Why? Just because you pledge allegiance to a psychotic despot and we've pointed that out?

2/23/2006 7:22:21 PM

murdilina

I'm alive.....oh my god...I'm alive! Better shot next time God, have a go!

4/7/2006 9:20:50 PM

El Cubano

You're taking Lennon;s quote out of context. He's speaking almost sarcastically. He's complaining that people have lost their faith.

9/7/2006 1:02:35 AM

Denizen

\"Not even God can sink it\"

I've heard other sources say \"Not even the God of the Sea could sink this ship\"

Maybe it was Neptune that got pissed.

9/7/2006 1:43:22 AM

Salvador

And yet thousands atheists reject theism every day and not a single thing happens to them.

5/30/2007 4:16:54 PM

Raewyn

<<CAZUZA: [...] I can't even explain how he died.>>

Agenor Miranda Araújo Neto, aka Cazuza, died of an illness that was exacerbated by his contraction of AIDS. Did you not want to go into detail because you would be implying that God gives people AIDS? Because that's what you're doing.

Also, it's rather odd that the chain e-mail (it's not even his writing) could only give 7 examples of blasphemous statements leading to untimely death. Given that the odds are literally 1 in a billion, I think we can chalk it up to coincidence, don't you, Willy?

5/30/2007 8:48:53 PM
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