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You have the whole internet at your disposal...so find me any fossilised evidence of an intermediate human specie?

Example, two eyes must have evolved from one eye, so there must be evidence of when we all had only one eye?

Petro Marx Burger, My News 24 39 Comments [5/25/2013 3:56:57 AM]
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John_in_Oz

I'll see your myth of the garden of Eden and raise you the myth of the Cyclops.

5/25/2013 4:04:02 AM

Mudak

I was going to ask why two eyes must've evolved from one eye and then I realized this guy wouldn't understand it anyway so just ... fuck it.

5/25/2013 4:08:25 AM

dylanstrategie

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Intermediate+Human+Species

You even have it for all the species, huzzah !

5/25/2013 4:21:08 AM

Phillip-George(c)2013

Gaytopians are evolving men with uteruses even as we speak, its just happening too slowly to notice.

But technology just isn't keeping up. You will note Barbarella broke the orgasmatron in 1968.

5/25/2013 4:30:05 AM

Boromir

I suppose bilateral symmetry would be too hard a concept to explain?

Meanwhile, bizarre non-sequiturs are the latest thing for converting people to Jesus.

5/25/2013 5:32:51 AM

Phillip-George(c)2013

I suppose the problem of racemic mixtures in chemical evolution is too difficult a problem to discuss, well here.

@ Adey below, that's deep. You are here to laugh I suspect.

5/25/2013 5:43:24 AM

Adey

P-G20/13
Another couple of drive-bys. It's all you've got.
I have figured out your sig. It's your IQ and your age.

5/25/2013 6:01:58 AM

UHM

"Example, two eyes must have evolved from one eye, so there must be evidence of when we all had only one eye?"

Because this is too stupid a question to answer seriously.

5/25/2013 6:07:54 AM

Boromir

Racemic mixtures and the chemical evolution of homochirality aren't too difficult a subject to discuss at all, but I fail to see the relevance to the subject of the evolution of modern humans.

5/25/2013 6:13:50 AM

Taiga

Um, no, doesn't work that way. Why aren't Homo habilis, Homo erectus, etc. intermediate enough for you?

5/25/2013 6:18:40 AM

Boromir

dp

5/25/2013 6:28:11 AM

Frostythesnowman

Did Homo erectus only have one testicle then?

5/25/2013 7:25:11 AM

Reynardine

You look like evidence for the devolution of the human brain back to simpler forms, anyway.

5/25/2013 7:31:08 AM

Nomen Nescio

bilateral symmetry's much too difficult a concept for this fellow, yes. doubt he'd even understand the intermediate stages on the way to a camera eye that we can see in extant species today.

...now where was the link to that paper using numerical models to estimate 40,000 generations was enough time to develop a camera eye starting from some light-sensitive cells? given that many of the species that would be involved have a generation per year, that's a geological eyeblink. i think i found it on talkorigins dot org somewhere...

5/25/2013 8:14:03 AM

Alencon

What? How do you reason with people this dumb. Can we just shoot them all and have done with it?

5/25/2013 8:29:39 AM

Blarghonius

Put those AIG tapes down and step away from the presupposition.

5/25/2013 9:36:58 AM

Papabear

First, you must show why two eye MUST have evolved from oner eye. Second, you need to show why two eyes in humans would have developed in an "intermediate human specie" when essentially every other mammal species has two. Bilateral symetry is a much older trait than any "intermediate human specie."

5/25/2013 9:59:47 AM

Sicko

I have one browneye and two brown eyes. You lose.

PS, lick my browneye Philip boy.

5/25/2013 10:47:24 AM

fishtank

braiiiiiin deeeeead.

5/25/2013 10:52:24 AM

Meeeh

Adey mused:

P-G20/13
Another couple of drive-bys. It's all you've got.
I have figured out your sig. It's your IQ and your age.


I refuse to believe he is 20 years old!

5/25/2013 11:08:07 AM

Valerius

"You have the whole internet at your disposal...so find me any fossilised evidence of an intermediate human specie?"

Gladly.




There. That took all of 30 seconds to find and post here. Why are you so wilfully stupid?

"Example, two eyes must have evolved from one eye, so there must be evidence of when we all had only one eye?"

Evolution doesn't work that way, so no.

5/25/2013 11:22:34 AM

Anon-e-moose

"You have the whole internet at your disposal...so find me any fossilised evidence of an intermediate human specie?

Example, two eyes must have evolved from one eye, so there must be evidence of when we all had only one eye?"



Your precious 'True' Word of God mentions a talking snake, and no less than a talking donkey that your Saviour conversed with.

Example: Kaa ("The Jungle Book"; both original Rudyard Kipling book and Disney animated film) and Donkey (the "Shrek" films). So go on, chop-chop. You have the whole world at your disposal... so find me any evidence of a reptile and equine with speech abilities.

Because if Rell the Cyclops (from the Sci-Fantasy film "Krull") is good enough for me, evidence-wise, and I've yet to see any evidence that the Bible is fact (One word: Tyre) and not pure fantasy, then...! [/Sauce for the Goose]

5/25/2013 12:39:50 PM



We have two legs and two arms, too, so I suppose next you'd be needing evicence that humans once had only one of each of those, right?

5/25/2013 12:48:40 PM

Old Viking

Species is singular as well as plural. Specie means coins. Please stay away from Latin. The Roman Empire deserves some respect.

5/25/2013 1:16:26 PM

ScrappyB

Bilateral symmetry! What is it?

5/25/2013 1:55:05 PM
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