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SCIENCE IS TRUE TO EN EXTENT BUT ALL THE COMMENT ****ZZ, AND EVELOTION IS TRUE TO A EXTENT, GIVE A MAN/WOMEN TIME, IT WILL EVOLVE, YOU GIVE A SPECICES TIME, IT WILL EVLOVE,
BUT IN THE END ITS GODS CREATION THAT IS BEING EVOLVED, AND IT IS WHERE GOD HAS PLACED AND CREATED IT TO BE, WHAT I MEAN BY THIS IS- THEM F*K TARTS WHO CREATE THE DINOSOUR MOVIES CREATING THERE OWN DINOSOURS ARE JUST BOARD AND TRYING TO EVOLVE SOMTHING NON EXISTANT TO THIS DAY, NOW WAT EVER IM GITING ON ABOUT HERE, ITS JUST TRUE, ANYONE WHO TAKES SCIENCE AND SHI* OVER GOD, IS JUST FOLLOWING A- FAKE GOD BEFORE THE ONE CREATOR. THE TRUE DEVINE CREATOR.

B33, Bibleforums.org 29 Comments [2/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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David D.G.

Huh? He's loud enough, but I still don't understand just what in the world he's trying to say.


~David D.G.

2/7/2006 11:16:49 PM

TammyFaye

i just saw a bunch of capital letters and \"EVELOTION\" and had to quit reading. i think it was somethign about lotion

2/7/2006 11:27:59 PM

Crosis

Well, he got closer than most fundies ever will - he did acknowledge that \"evolution is true to an extent\", at least.

Unfortunately, all the shouting would have ruined the point he was trying to make if he didn't do such a damn good job of it first.

2/7/2006 11:29:27 PM

Gerard

EYE JUTS SAW AN PNINK ELEPAHNT IEVOOLVE INTOO A GRREEN ONE...GREAT SH****

2/7/2006 11:59:52 PM

ssdexecutor

THANK YOU B33 FOR SHOWING ME THESE DINOSOUR MOVIE MAKERS ARE JUST F*K TARTS WHO FOLLOW A FAKE GOD BEFORE THE TRUE DEVINE CREATOR. NOW WAT AM I GITING ON ABOUT HERE?

2/8/2006 1:04:04 AM

CousinTed

EveLotion; the softness of Eden, in your hands.

2/8/2006 1:16:15 AM

never been there

How to make a DINOSOUR:

In a tall glass with ice, mix:
2 oz. lemon juice
1 tbsp. sugar
2 oz DINO
club soda

2/8/2006 2:12:38 AM

NonHomogenized

Don't be too hard on B33, guys. He's obviously vexed by aphasia.

2/8/2006 2:55:59 AM

manibeaux

Mmmmm...sweet and sour f*ktarts

2/8/2006 1:29:23 PM

TDR

(laughing like crazy)

Cousin Ted, I didn't get past the Eve Lotion, either. What - you rub it on and suddenly snakes become sexy and you have great pain in childbirth?

2/8/2006 4:29:30 PM

Coffee

Holy Howlers, Batman, I think I've gone deaf.

2/8/2006 6:06:05 PM

King Spirula

Looks like someone's been drinking and typing.

2/8/2006 8:00:19 PM

Aesmael

According to the imdb the Devine creator was Kirk Jones. And to think, all these years the one true god was living among us. Hold on, I think I feel a song coming on. I'll be right back.

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0166396/

2/9/2006 2:55:38 AM

rob

\"whatever I'm getting on about here, it's just true?\"

I don't know what I'm saying, but I'm sure it's true?

2/9/2006 3:49:57 AM

Nekhbet

It's like this, you rub EVE LOTION on a MAN/WOMAN, feed HIM/HER F*KTARTS and eventually their offspring will be a DEVINE DINOSAUR.......I think

2/9/2006 2:56:23 PM

NonHomogenized

On second thought, it might not be aphasia. It could just be a lot of LSD.

2/9/2006 5:16:42 PM

Buffalo Bill

IT PUTS THE EVELOTION ON ITS SKIN

2/10/2006 7:39:25 PM

Anonymous

I CONCUR WITH THIS STATEMENT. END TRANSMISSION.

Also, the programmer in me saw that entire post as nothing but a long array of constants. Which is consistent with the whole \"God's immortal truth\" premise, at least.

11/22/2006 6:01:09 PM

Princess Rot

<yoda>Capitals in typing does not a truth make. B33 idiot it does.</yoda>

3/2/2008 3:00:08 PM

Crazyjpg

TYPING IN ALL FUCKING CAPS MUST MAKE ME TRUE!!!

5/25/2008 5:19:05 PM

CJ

Oh, god, that hurt to try to read! *ow*

5/27/2008 10:32:38 AM

Lee2

When I read this I cou7ldn't help but hear it in a drunken slur.

5/27/2008 11:32:08 AM

Harry

YOU IS AN FUCKING IDIOT TO EN EXTENT. EVOLOTION COULD MAKE YOUR DECENDINTS ALMOST AS SMART AS A APE.

5/27/2008 11:45:51 AM

God

Thank you for sharing your TERMS OF USE with us.

2/10/2009 3:53:15 PM

KR

Word salad - now with XL lettuce.

2/10/2011 6:36:28 PM
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