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BUT Noah DID provide Space for land animal such as stegasaurus etc..
I am guessing, that what happened to the Loch Ness Monsters(Yes there is a pack) is that they were swimming in a pack and as the Flood waters came down, they got trapped in the lake, and they would be trapped in a "aquariam"
After the flood (Before the flood there had never been any rain, hence why there was a global flood.)
The rest of the land animals (including the dinosaurs) would have been able to survive. I am SURE that back then all the lands were all joined, and thus it would be able to spread. But then came the Ice age. (There was Only ONE ice age) I mean where was the water ment to go. God gave the animals at least 2 hundred years. Then came the ice age.
Remember the ice age didn't cover the whole earth, there were places that were not effected like america.
There is countless evidence that Dinosaurs live on.
Most people, are to lazy or silly, to gather all the info and base their own belief's. They just take the word of the Scientists.

Antoiniette, EvC Forum 22 Comments [2/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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David D.G.

Oh. Good. Grief.

I'm sorry, this one is just too much; my brain is overloading from the incalculable combined strain of irony and pure baloney.


~David D.G.

2/7/2006 11:15:22 PM

Crosis

So much bullshit, so little time. But I'll start with saying that Loch Ness can't sustain a whole pack of such monsters, and how there was a sea (separated from the land early in the first week) if there was never any rain - wouldn't it have all evaporate?

2/7/2006 11:32:03 PM

Dan

Looks like Antioniette (is that a typo in her own username?) is an aspiring Hovind-a-like.

2/8/2006 12:23:33 AM

ssdexecutor

I cannot even begin to count the inaccuracies in this.

2/8/2006 1:01:38 AM

NonHomogenized

Hmmm. So not only did the Chinese and Egyptian cultures continue uninterrupted by the flood, but they somehow managed to not notice the subsequent ice age? Yeah, that's believable.

2/8/2006 2:50:37 AM

Phil

This has gotta be in line for an All-time Cutest Fundie award.

2/8/2006 5:27:42 AM

Julian


Wow - countless evidence Dinosaurs are alive today. Fundies take everything so damn literally. Countless = Without count. 0. Zilch. Nada. None. Zip. Luv.



2/8/2006 6:32:01 AM

Zipperback

By gather all the info I'm guessing that Antoiniette has checked extinction evidence, done deep core ice drilling and extensive geological surveys to prove her \"single ice age\" theory and found the Loch Ness Monster(s) to support her Loch Ness Theory.

2/8/2006 6:42:33 AM

Seomah

\"Most people, are to lazy or silly\"

I have to admit I am very lazy. What about you, Antoiniette?

2/8/2006 9:04:35 AM

Jade

\"There is countless evidence that Dinosaurs live on.\"

Actually there are plenty of theories that some dinosaurs evolved into birds. Of course, that's not what Antoiniette meant, but still.

Oh, and I wonder if anyone will think to point out that many civilizations had flood stories similar to Noah's ark.

2/8/2006 3:13:20 PM

Peachy

I'm sorry. What?

2/8/2006 4:08:37 PM

TDR

Phil - I agree. Don't you just want to pinch her cheeks?

2/8/2006 4:27:06 PM

King Spirula

A perfect example of one's brain 'high on Jesus'.

2/8/2006 8:06:58 PM

gregfl

getting rope....looking for chair....acck!

2/8/2006 11:44:20 PM

Questioning

Oh My God, I want to slit my wrists.

Yes Dinosaurs do live on, we call them BIRDS. Dumb fuckin' Bitch.
Please don't ever have sex. Your
brain would pop.

-My two (Pissed Off) bits

2/9/2006 4:07:16 PM

bohard

i love the part about america not being affected by the single ice age.

2/10/2006 12:21:41 AM

Julian


Can I have a Stegosaurus please mum?

Can I? Can I? Can I?

Puhleeeeease mummy?

2/10/2006 1:08:04 AM

Cheesy Al

This is awesome. Best yet. Now to re-pack my ribacge.

2/17/2006 5:12:30 PM

Grey Area

Oh.... Dear.... Me....

2/22/2006 6:08:42 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Noah is a myth for the dismally, pathetically stupid, Antoiniette being an excellent example.

11/19/2012 4:52:55 AM

Kuno

[…] Before the flood there had never been any rain[…]

Then how did plants survive before the flood?
Wasn’t Eden placed between the Euphrat and the Tigris? Where did the water for these two rivers come from without the water cycle?
Where did the water go that was evaporating at the oceans and other large bodies of water?
How did these large bodies of water stay large bodies of water without the water cycle?

Why am I trying to make any sense out of this?

11/19/2012 7:02:06 AM

non-e-moose

(^ The above should read 'Anon-e-moose'. Damn this keyboard! XP )

"I am guessing, that what happened to the Loch Ness Monsters(Yes there is a pack) is that they were swimming in a pack and as the Flood waters came down, they got trapped in the lake, and they would be trapped in a "aquariam""

Methinks Anty here has been reading Adam Warren's "Dirty Pair" comics 'Run From The Future' too many times (the upgraded sentient Orcas in their micro-aquacology).'

"BUT Noah DID provide Space for land animal such as stegasaurus etc.."

PROTIP: As with said Adam Warren "DP" comics, Douglas Adams' "Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy" is not a documentary. What, you think Noah = Slartibartfast?! Yeah, and hyper-intelligent pan-dimensional beings might fly out of my butt! [/Richard Gere] X3

11/19/2012 9:06:14 AM
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