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#13996
el maldito
These techniques are especially effective when used in highly populated public areas.
2/7/2006 10:00:57 PM
#14000
Blurb
\"you'll be surprised at what a drastic turn your life will take.\"
Ahh, the wonderful fortune; three hots and a cot in a padded room when they cart your ranting ass off to the mental hospital.
2/7/2006 10:08:15 PM
#14001
xMinionX
I would give my left nut and every cent I'll ever earn to see one of these people screaming this stuff while driving or taking the subway. :)
2/7/2006 10:10:01 PM
#14010
King Spirula
I get the feeling 'elia' has done this more than a few times. Do mental hospitals have internet access?
2/7/2006 10:36:56 PM
#14012
David D.G.
I'm neither gay nor crazy, but if I had a choice, I'm sure I'd go with gay.
~David D.G.
Edit: Of course, in that case, I'd prefer to be a lesbian. Just sayin'.
~DDG
2/7/2006 10:41:02 PM
#14016
gregfl
Get away from me you fowl christian. I command you to get a real eduction.
Be gone you stupid fundie. Be gone! Be GONE!
checking.....
Dammit, this never works.
2/7/2006 10:47:37 PM
#14024
Tindalos
Demons seem to fear overuse of exclamation marks... Handy.
2/7/2006 11:10:56 PM
#14039
Crosis
Why don't we try an exorcism on elia?
\"OUT OUT YOU DEMONS OF STUPIDITY!\"
(Apologies to Dogbert.)
2/7/2006 11:42:22 PM
#14054
NonHomogenized
\"If you're suffering from homosexuality...\"
...then you're probably doing it wrong.
2/8/2006 12:10:29 AM
#14061
ssdexecutor
This guy's got some other gems, such as how the only solution to the Iraqi resistance is to carpet-bomb the entire country, and he emphasized that that included civilians.
2/8/2006 12:58:54 AM
#14148
Seomah
I completely agree. I'd get surprised to become a fundie.
2/8/2006 9:18:56 AM
#14162
Coffee
I'd rather be gay than a crazy ranting fool.
2/8/2006 1:51:26 PM
#14173
Jade
\"If you're suffering from homosexuality...\"
You need to find a new brand of lube. (I know, too easy.)
2/8/2006 3:25:29 PM
#14198
TDR
why is volume essential to the casting out of demons? Surely the protection of Christ....
... no, don't answer.
2/8/2006 4:21:23 PM
#14357
Aesmael
But wait - there's more!
Not only can God cure your homosexuality, He'll also do your dishes! Clean your house! Walk your dog! And cure your *illnesses!
But I can't afford all this, you say? Not to worry - all it will cost you is your soul. That's right, one soul! Payable in easy weekly payments of for the rest of your life.
Don't wait! Act now! Offer only valid a limited time.
*(non mental)
2/9/2006 3:12:24 AM
#14439
Nekhbet
I tried that, I lost several girlfriends that way so I just stopped. Then i tried growing my hair long and wearing dresses, all it accomplished was to make me a femme, I didn't like it. I don't suffer from evil demons, I suffer from evil fundies.
2/9/2006 3:09:36 PM
#15897
UberLutheran
Well, I am gay -- but I'm certainly not suffering from it; and I certainly don't feel like I'm \"possessed\" by a \"demon\".
As far as voices in the night -- I've asked the college-age students next door to keep it down, at least after midnight. If elia thinks he/she can expel the demon which makes them noisy until the wee hours of the morning, by all means feel free to have at it.
Note to Coffee: I wish you were gay, too -- but alas, we can't have *everything* we want... ;-)
2/17/2006 1:27:57 AM
#15939
Julian
I am content to fuck like a demon - will that do?
2/17/2006 5:48:44 AM
#16360
Kadin
A drastic turn...unless you're already facing in the direction of the nearest mental hospital, that is.
2/20/2006 7:36:10 AM
#485848
Jack Bauer
Hmmmm....
Suffering from homosexuality?
How about a remedial injection of heterosexuality?
This offer is restricted to lesbians only.
Hot ones.
Ugly ones will just have to suffer their homosexuality.
Sorry.
5/4/2008 5:46:55 AM
#486563
Blue Lithium
But I don't suffer from homosexuality -- I love it!!
5/4/2008 10:48:09 PM
#486739
Doodlewe
If I saw anyone doing this I would probably die laughing. Then of course go to hell for being gay... *sarcasm*
Lets try this instead, everyone chant "Out, out, you demons of stupidity!!"
5/5/2008 2:59:08 AM
#493947
Condor
im gay and i dont feel these things you speak of. perhaps because im sane.
5/10/2008 11:06:45 AM
#520823
Feminazi
People don't suffer from homosexuality any more than you would suffer from hetrosexuality.
5/30/2008 4:59:42 AM
#550793
Kitourahime
Something I thought I'd say...
6/20/2008 2:08:41 PM
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