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If the Biblical God isn't real, why do Jews exist? I'm referring to the ethnic group, not the religion.

the Jews unswervingly hold to the Old Testament account of their origin since day 1. Are they lying?

dan, Myspace 22 Comments [2/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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#13993
Gadren

Talk about argumentan ad populum.


If the Hindu Gods aren't real, why do Hindis exist? I'm referring to the ethnic group, not the religion.

the Indians unswervingly hold to their accounts of their origin since day 1. Are they lying?


2/7/2006 9:53:45 PM
#13997
Blurb

Another Myspace monkey-nuts.

2/7/2006 10:01:11 PM
#14002
PenetratingShaftOfTruthAndSemen

Um, not exactly lying, but mythologizing.

2/7/2006 10:12:13 PM
#14007
King Spirula

Dan,
Yes, they are lying. Just like the Christians.

2/7/2006 10:29:42 PM
#14014
gregfl

No Dan, all the gods are real. Every religious belief is based on \"truth\".

Now go to sleep and don't worry, you will live forever and ever and ever....

2/7/2006 10:45:44 PM
#14042
Crosis

No, they're simply wrong. For whatever reason, fundies seem not to understand the difference between uninformed and lying. Maybe it's because many of them are both?

2/7/2006 11:44:55 PM
#14057
Dan

Eek! He's not me! Different Dan!

2/8/2006 12:27:02 AM
#14083
Julian

Gee Dan (the dumb one)

What about the Scientologists? Were they lying?

2/8/2006 2:17:48 AM
#14087
splat

But wouldn't those same Jews say the New Testament is BS?

2/8/2006 2:47:43 AM
#14093
NonHomogenized

Wait, he's referring to the ethnic group, not the religion, but he claims they unswervingly hold to the OT account of their origin?

I think he's more than a bit confused.

2/8/2006 3:12:36 AM
#14149
Seomah

\"Are they lying?\"

Some do. Others believe the non-senses they say.

2/8/2006 9:22:18 AM
#14197
TDR

\"If the Biblical God isn't real, why do Jews exist?\"

Now, I want THAT motherfucker for a t-shirt!

2/8/2006 4:17:49 PM
#14235
King Spirula

Me too TDR. Imagine the looks you'd get!

2/8/2006 8:12:15 PM
#14525
Blind Watchmaker

So, if the Christians evolved from the Jews, why do Jews still exist?

2/9/2006 10:22:49 PM
#14569
Julian


Blind Watchmaker.

Great name. Great comment.

LMAO

Bit concerned about the fundie mutations though. Can we declare them as 'noxious weeds'?

2/10/2006 1:33:35 AM
#602606
God Is Real Unless Declared Integer

Was Newton lying when he made his theories on gravity because they don't factor in relativity?

7/26/2008 3:34:06 PM
#602607
Quantum Mechanic

wut?

7/26/2008 3:36:53 PM
#602609
Philbert McAdamia

@ God Is Real Unless Declared Integer
Was Newton lying when he made his theories on gravity because they don't factor in relativity?

THEIR ONY A THEORIE!!!11!!3#!11










;-)

7/26/2008 3:43:37 PM
#602633
Grigadil

Unswerving Christians have been known to lie their asses off for Jesus, so yeah.

7/26/2008 5:08:01 PM
#602680
ID82

No they don't believe Jesus was the Messiah. So therefore they have no need for the new testament.

7/26/2008 7:16:00 PM
#1171169
Anonymous Tau

But you just said you were talking about the ethnic group, which does not necessarily mean they are also members of the religion - so why the hell are you suddenly also saying that they unswervingly hold to the old testament?

Damn, that's some pretty impressive doublethink right there. Submit your application to the ministry of truth today!

6/24/2010 5:33:45 AM
#1410210
Quantum Mechanic

"Are they lying?"

Yes.

6/5/2012 1:57:04 PM
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