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If the Biblical God isn't real, why do Jews exist? I'm referring to the ethnic group, not the religion.

the Jews unswervingly hold to the Old Testament account of their origin since day 1. Are they lying?

dan, Myspace 25 Comments [2/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Gadren

Talk about argumentan ad populum.


If the Hindu Gods aren't real, why do Hindis exist? I'm referring to the ethnic group, not the religion.

the Indians unswervingly hold to their accounts of their origin since day 1. Are they lying?


2/7/2006 9:53:45 PM

Blurb

Another Myspace monkey-nuts.

2/7/2006 10:01:11 PM

PenetratingShaftOfTruthAndSemen

Um, not exactly lying, but mythologizing.

2/7/2006 10:12:13 PM

King Spirula

Dan,
Yes, they are lying. Just like the Christians.

2/7/2006 10:29:42 PM

gregfl

No Dan, all the gods are real. Every religious belief is based on \"truth\".

Now go to sleep and don't worry, you will live forever and ever and ever....

2/7/2006 10:45:44 PM

Crosis

No, they're simply wrong. For whatever reason, fundies seem not to understand the difference between uninformed and lying. Maybe it's because many of them are both?

2/7/2006 11:44:55 PM

Dan

Eek! He's not me! Different Dan!

2/8/2006 12:27:02 AM

Julian

Gee Dan (the dumb one)

What about the Scientologists? Were they lying?

2/8/2006 2:17:48 AM

splat

But wouldn't those same Jews say the New Testament is BS?

2/8/2006 2:47:43 AM

NonHomogenized

Wait, he's referring to the ethnic group, not the religion, but he claims they unswervingly hold to the OT account of their origin?

I think he's more than a bit confused.

2/8/2006 3:12:36 AM

Seomah

\"Are they lying?\"

Some do. Others believe the non-senses they say.

2/8/2006 9:22:18 AM

TDR

\"If the Biblical God isn't real, why do Jews exist?\"

Now, I want THAT motherfucker for a t-shirt!

2/8/2006 4:17:49 PM

King Spirula

Me too TDR. Imagine the looks you'd get!

2/8/2006 8:12:15 PM

Blind Watchmaker

So, if the Christians evolved from the Jews, why do Jews still exist?

2/9/2006 10:22:49 PM

Julian


Blind Watchmaker.

Great name. Great comment.

LMAO

Bit concerned about the fundie mutations though. Can we declare them as 'noxious weeds'?

2/10/2006 1:33:35 AM

God Is Real Unless Declared Integer

Was Newton lying when he made his theories on gravity because they don't factor in relativity?

7/26/2008 3:34:06 PM

Quantum Mechanic

wut?

7/26/2008 3:36:53 PM

Philbert McAdamia

@ God Is Real Unless Declared Integer
Was Newton lying when he made his theories on gravity because they don't factor in relativity?

THEIR ONY A THEORIE!!!11!!3#!11










;-)

7/26/2008 3:43:37 PM

Grigadil

Unswerving Christians have been known to lie their asses off for Jesus, so yeah.

7/26/2008 5:08:01 PM

ID82

No they don't believe Jesus was the Messiah. So therefore they have no need for the new testament.

7/26/2008 7:16:00 PM

Anonymous Tau

But you just said you were talking about the ethnic group, which does not necessarily mean they are also members of the religion - so why the hell are you suddenly also saying that they unswervingly hold to the old testament?

Damn, that's some pretty impressive doublethink right there. Submit your application to the ministry of truth today!

6/24/2010 5:33:45 AM

Quantum Mechanic

"Are they lying?"

Yes.

6/5/2012 1:57:04 PM

Quantum Mechanic

What?

5/6/2014 2:02:23 AM

Canadiest

Hate to burst your bubble, but if you're talking about American Jewish culture, which is the only Jews you're likely to know, you're talking of a people who respect the cultural ritual and the respect of education with a side of bacon.

The big difference of Jewish people from the Third Reich to now is the recognition of the books as parables and the "never again" view of waiting for God to save them. The cultural trappings are still there because why not?

And you can't be really talking about the Isreal Jews either as lobbing missiles is not in the Torah.

5/6/2014 5:04:55 AM

Anon-e-moose

...and if [/Spartan Laconic Wit] the Biblical 'God' is real. why did the pre-Jewish Hindus exist?

Way before Christianity, that Juggernaut just keeps on a-rolling; attendances dropping at Catholic churches in Europe, and Protestantism here is feeling the pinch too. A Jehovah's Witlesses Kingdumb Hall closing in my locale. Yet, there's the Neasden Temple here in the UK: Hindu.

The Hindus unswervingly hold to the Vedas since day 1. [b]Are they lying?

5/6/2014 5:30:12 AM
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